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    Whats a Redneck?

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

    If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about
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    You might be a redneck if you spread chain e mail letters
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    Is this redneck?

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    Originally posted by FORD
    You might be a redneck if you spread chain e mail letters
    LMFAO check this out...

    Sweet Home Alabama http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...&type=1&page=2
    Last edited by Ozzy Fudd; 03-02-2007 at 12:58 PM.

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    Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
    LMFAO check this out...

    Sweet Home Alabama http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...&type=1&page=2
    That sweet home Alabama was nuts, man!

    Check this "Ready to Rock" kid and his dad.

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    Burning a flag...is the proper way to dispose of an aged flag...................

    Does anybody actually know somebody that has burned one for any other reason?!?:confused:

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    Originally posted by Matt White
    Burning a flag...is the proper way to dispose of an aged flag...................

    Does anybody actually know somebody that has burned one for any other reason?!?:confused:
    Boy Scouts are often used for disposing of flags properly via a brief ceremony and burning.

    Never had the angry displeasure of seeing someone burn our flag for any other reason, and I hope that I do not in the future.

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    Originally posted by vanhalener
    That sweet home Alabama was nuts, man!

    Check this "Ready to Rock" kid and his dad.

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    Jesus Christ

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    Originally posted by FORD
    You might be a redneck if you spread chain e mail letters
    ha gotta agree with that one

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    I dunno.... but my girlfriend has a redneck sometimes when i'm fucking her!!!!

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