Like everyone else here, I'm sick of the bullshit rumors and supposed "scoop" from "inside sources." So, I took matters into my own hands and just E Mailed Ed's porn star / publicist / girlfriend at her website with the following message. I know good and goddamn well it won't do a bit of good...but fuck it.
Dear Janie,
As the publicist for Eddie Van Halen, I would think that of all people, YOU should be making some kind of announcement regarding the statust of your client's supposed upcoming tour / career. Enough is enough already. What IS the deal? If the band is at ALL in contact with the internet, then I'm sure they must know that all of the underwhelming publicity surrounding their "comeback", not to mention their silence regarding the "postponement" of the tour is actually killing any and all hope that the few remaining fans have. In other words, the band, as well as you is dropping the ball.
For those interested, her E Mail Address is:
janie@janiesgotagun.com (perhaps Steven Tyler & Joe Perry should sue her for royalties regarding the name of her site).