EVH in rehab?
Valerie B. taking custody of young 16 year old car driving Wolfgang?
Market research tells promoters no interest?????
David Fucking Lee Roth?
My friends, I submit to you, the only explanation, due us, that holds water.................
THE
CANCER™
is back.
Now I know that you're thinking "hip replacement surgery". Of course that is the obvious and more accepted health condition that need not reflect badly upon a person's reputation. Alex Van Halen told me so insomuch as 1999.
EVH told Howard Stern that cancer was eradicated, nay, totally cured from his bottice in 2006. He didnt want to mention any particulates because they might trap him in some sort of lie. Just take his word that he had cured cancer because he's eddie van halen.
I was watching "House" tonight and wished that Hugh Laurie™ also had EVH's connection until right there at the end when HOUSE revealed to Cuddy™ that sweet piece of ass, and that chocolate faced whiny ass doctor, that he was actually faking cancer to profit himself in some odd way.
Atleast he wasnt doing it for sympathy or acceptance.
Hey Van Halen fans.. the buzz of the 80s is over. Some part of the 90s sustained the hangover, but at the close of the century, reason gave way to insecurity, insanity, instability. Van Halen, through no fault of Van Halen............ became insignificant. Although the Van Halens took responsibility over that which was inevitable and never accepted the passing of the torch or sign of the times.
Funny how EVH wasn't even cool handling that when he was the hottest fcuking thing in music at the time. But he did seem OK and positive in the grasp of that, then.
Did he think that he would be a rockstar forever?
He always claimed at the time that alls he wanted to be was a musician.
Funny how being a rockstar, and then now, NOT, lead him to this point of not even being a musician.
BEST@!!
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