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    Arrow hitchworld says THANK YOU to EVH. we think?

    Hi folks.........

    The interweb's hitch1969 here. You've known me from back in the day when I said at the official Van Halen site that Eddie Van Halen should get his balls back from Valerie Bertinelli and start drinking again.

    Turns out old h69 was right - for 2000. In 2007, me so wrong-0. Val's gone, ed was downright running with the wrong porno making crowd, and the the drunken mistake of bringing david lee back up on howdy doody mountian was made, committed to... and much like we all do at the annual x-mas party..... regretted and avoided.

    It takes alot for old h69 to make an apology. Yet here it is, in the face of what can only be described as giddiness for the future. When EVH graduates from rehab, we'll have probably a window of 4 or 5 very productive sober days until the alcoholism begins again. Then again to get back to this vortex in EVH time would take a good 25 or 11 years, depending on who your favorite singer is.

    To everyone saying "hey, photoshop eddies face onto the bald britney spears" may i remind you that drunken head shaving is so old school EVH 1995 that admitting alcoholism is SOOOOO 1988.

    Today was a pivtol day in Van Halen history. Of course only about 1000 people on the internet across 2, maybe 3 sites outside of the offical site even give a shit. But major things happened just 4 days before our greatest band's induction to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.

    David Lee announced that he would NOT even attend given the fact that ED and AL somehow cant make it and Velvet Revolver are going to perform and he cant

    Eddie announced that "At the moment I do not feel that I can give you my best. That’s why I have decided to enter a rehabilitation facility to work on myself, so that in the future I can deliver the 110% that I feel I owe you and want to give you."

    you know what............

    Sammy Hagar and Mike Anthony, "the other half" .... are going to represent Van Halen to the world???

    I'm a Van Hagarist, don't get me wrong. But this idea is awful to me.

    Can't even fatboy WolfGang® show up to offset this bullshit?

    I'm glad that eddie went to rehab. Because at this point, hell... for the last 10 years, its not even about his rehab of any substances. It never was... thats why I said what I said about him giving up booze in 2000.

    Ed is fucked up in the head. The drinking was a manifestation of that, but it never was the problem. However, not only did it never help but in the last few years, it made him toothless, cancerless, and a made pornographer while he couldnt even get along with SAmmy Hagar.

    Sammy Hagar on the other hand pun intended is SO fucking suckass corporate OPRAHspeak at this point that rock n roll has lost all meaning to that geriatric motherfucker. And to him, who even cares because he's at death's door, having the midlife crisis resolved back when he joined Van Halen. Plus he's a mindless drone of his young trophy wife who took his balls while he betrayed Betsy who believed in him when no one did. Karma wheel is gonna spin back 'round on that one.


    I should say that David Lee is again acting like the fucking dickhead that got him exiled from the paradise that he wants so badly back in. Didnt CBS radio fucking teach that guy anything about humility? It sure sounded that way just about 1 year ago. How quickly dave's arrogance forgets.

    I thought. especially in the interview with him a week or so ago... wish I had the VHLINK, but anyway.... Dave sounded like the most mature elderstateman of the ball babies and even better than Hagar the politician. He was the voice of reason. I think it was also an LA TIMES article.

    Now Dave says that he wont go because he "sings for his supper" and it's his fucking "3:22". Well, Dave, you fucking dickhead, I wish this was your radio format change show that Friday after Miami. When the one time I ever saw you as a human being facing adversity, I finally thought that David Lee had GROWN UP and joined us all in the Real world. Face it Dave, you're mid 50s these days... you've cut your hair, gone country. Tried corporate CBS, and failed miserably.

    GET to the fucking rock n roll hall of fame with Hagar and "sauce sobeleski" and be humble in accepting your share of the honor. You fucking alphamale dickweed, you. Of course, thats why I love ya babe, only you, only you... you always pull me though.

    Eddie you fucking listen up too... I dont care if you're in fucking rehab. REHAB IS FOR PUSSIES, you fucking pussy, but you need it because you have been a PUSSY for a long time now. 'Nuff said, pussy. Sorry man but rock n roll hall of fame outweighs rehab in the rock paper scissors scheme of shit so get a pass from the rehabilitationists. If they wont give you a pass to leave, QUIT rehab and get back to drinking. Hey man, if old h69 has to sit the fuck back and guide you like a fucking puppet, what's the fucking point in rehabbing? Do the right thing and leave me the fuck out of it. OR go back to the meth and booze. I could give a fucking shit less dude, die early if you want. I've got my own problems to solve.

    This timing is horrible. Eddie Van Halen FINALLY admitting wrongdoing and saying that he is TRYING to correct is actually GOOD NEWS in the long term. For all the badmouthing, second guessing, and criticism that we do on these sites... and the frustration with this band over the last 10 years.... I'm the last person to advocate this, but THANK YOU, eddie.

    BEST!!

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    PS when did Sarge hop into bed with the Van Halen store??

    Jesus christ you fucking homosexaul prostitutes. thats fucking gay

    bad news again...fuck us all

    BEST!!

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    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    PS when did Sarge hop into bed with the Van Halen store??

    Jesus christ you fucking homosexaul prostitutes. thats fucking gay

    bad news again...fuck us all

    BEST!!

    =h=
    I feel Jeff Hausman's cock at the entry point of my peri-anal sphinctus.

    I am oddly reminded of the time that Panamark came to America™ and we had a sleep over in the tent in the colorado rockies

    is that Jeff House dude... whats up with that? why are we stuck with his cock in our asses?

    feels good.. still ....... wrong?

    jesus christ you fuckers

    did sarge bend over for this fucking??????

    =h=

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    who is hitch1969?

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    who is hitch1969?
    hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!
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    does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

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    does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?
    sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

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    who is the van halen store?
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    EGGzactly.

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    Re: hitchworld says THANK YOU to EVH. we think?

    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    Sammy Hagar on the other hand pun intended is SO fucking suckass corporate OPRAHspeak at this point that rock n roll has lost all meaning to that geriatric motherfucker. And to him, who even cares because he's at death's door, having the midlife crisis resolved back when he joined Van Halen. Plus he's a mindless drone of his young trophy wife who took his balls while he betrayed Betsy who believed in him when no one did. Karma wheel is gonna spin back 'round on that one.
    That is the best fucking thing I have read all week.

    Cheers!
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    Re: hitchworld says THANK YOU to EVH. we think?

    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    Hi folks.........
    Today was a pivtol day in Van Halen history. Of course only about 1000 people on the internet across 2, maybe 3 sites outside of the offical site even give a shit. But major things happened just 4 days before our greatest band's induction to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.

    David Lee announced that he would NOT even attend given the fact that ED and AL somehow cant make it and Velvet Revolver are going to perform and he cant

    Eddie announced that "At the moment I do not feel that I can give you my best. That’s why I have decided to enter a rehabilitation facility to work on myself, so that in the future I can deliver the 110% that I feel I owe you and want to give you."

    you know what............

    Sammy Hagar and Mike Anthony, "the other half" .... are going to represent Van Halen to the world???

    I'm a Van Hagarist, don't get me wrong. But this idea is awful to me.

    Can't even fatboy WolfGang® show up to offset this bullshit?

    I'm glad that eddie went to rehab. Because at this point, hell... for the last 10 years, its not even about his rehab of any substances. It never was... thats why I said what I said about him giving up booze in 2000.

    Ed is fucked up in the head. The drinking was a manifestation of that, but it never was the problem. However, not only did it never help but in the last few years, it made him toothless, cancerless, and a made pornographer while he couldnt even get along with SAmmy Hagar.

    Sammy Hagar on the other hand pun intended is SO fucking suckass corporate OPRAHspeak at this point that rock n roll has lost all meaning to that geriatric motherfucker. And to him, who even cares because he's at death's door, having the midlife crisis resolved back when he joined Van Halen. Plus he's a mindless drone of his young trophy wife who took his balls while he betrayed Betsy who believed in him when no one did. Karma wheel is gonna spin back 'round on that one.


    I should say that David Lee is again acting like the fucking dickhead that got him exiled from the paradise that he wants so badly back in. Didnt CBS radio fucking teach that guy anything about humility? It sure sounded that way just about 1 year ago. How quickly dave's arrogance forgets.

    I thought. especially in the interview with him a week or so ago... wish I had the VHLINK, but anyway.... Dave sounded like the most mature elderstateman of the ball babies and even better than Hagar the politician. He was the voice of reason. I think it was also an LA TIMES article.

    Now Dave says that he wont go because he "sings for his supper" and it's his fucking "3:22". Well, Dave, you fucking dickhead, I wish this was your radio format change show that Friday after Miami. When the one time I ever saw you as a human being facing adversity, I finally thought that David Lee had GROWN UP and joined us all in the Real world. Face it Dave, you're mid 50s these days... you've cut your hair, gone country. Tried corporate CBS, and failed miserably.

    GET to the fucking rock n roll hall of fame with Hagar and "sauce sobeleski" and be humble in accepting your share of the honor. You fucking alphamale dickweed, you. Of course, thats why I love ya babe, only you, only you... you always pull me though.

    Eddie you fucking listen up too... I dont care if you're in fucking rehab. REHAB IS FOR PUSSIES, you fucking pussy, but you need it because you have been a PUSSY for a long time now. 'Nuff said, pussy. Sorry man but rock n roll hall of fame outweighs rehab in the rock paper scissors scheme of shit so get a pass from the rehabilitationists. If they wont give you a pass to leave, QUIT rehab and get back to drinking. Hey man, if old h69 has to sit the fuck back and guide you like a fucking puppet, what's the fucking point in rehabbing? Do the right thing and leave me the fuck out of it. OR go back to the meth and booze. I could give a fucking shit less dude, die early if you want. I've got my own problems to solve.

    This timing is horrible. Eddie Van Halen FINALLY admitting wrongdoing and saying that he is TRYING to correct is actually GOOD NEWS in the long term. For all the badmouthing, second guessing, and criticism that we do on these sites... and the frustration with this band over the last 10 years.... I'm the last person to advocate this, but THANK YOU, eddie.

    BEST!!

    =h=
    I have come down from the mountain. I spoke with the crow, the wolf and the bear. The bear was angry at my words. The wolf told me much. The crow flew away.

    The Wolf said, "Wait and see..."

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    Originally posted by vanhalener
    I have come down from the mountain. I spoke with the crow, the wolf and the bear. The bear was angry at my words. The wolf told me much. The crow flew away.

    The Wolf said, "Wait and see..."

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4RpxGAk9bYE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4RpxGAk9bYE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

    I watched your YouTube.

    I enjoyed your YouTube.

    I masturbated to your YouTube.

    Thank Youtube

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    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    I watched your YouTube.

    I enjoyed your YouTube.

    I masturbated to your YouTube.

    Thank Youtube

    vanhalener.....................


    you so naughty


    me likey

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    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    I feel Jeff Hausman's cock at the entry point of my peri-anal sphinctus.

    I am oddly reminded of the time that Panamark came to America™ and we had a sleep over in the tent in the colorado rockies

    is that Jeff House dude... whats up with that? why are we stuck with his cock in our asses?

    feels good.. still ....... wrong?

    jesus christ you fuckers

    did sarge bend over for this fucking??????

    =h=
    Ahhh, Memories, the small yet virile (virile with a few Viag's)
    Hitchcock !
    (Not to be mistaken with Alfred)

    The tent material flappin in the wind, Van Hagar on the HitchBlaster,
    We Broekbacked, Rocky Mountain High style. There was much
    caking on the griddle to life's funny riddle...

    Well, then I flew south.... But those mountains keep
    telling me, You are a moutain man, and you love mountain.....

    At this time, we both knew it. Edward needed Rehab......
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Ahhh, Memories, the small yet virile (virile with a few Viag's)
    Hitchcock !
    (Not to be mistaken with Alfred)

    The tent material flappin in the wind, Van Hagar on the HitchBlaster,
    We Broekbacked, Rocky Mountain High style. There was much
    caking on the griddle to life's funny riddle...

    Well, then I flew south.... But those mountains keep
    telling me, You are a moutain man, and you love mountain.....

    At this time, we both knew it. Edward needed Rehab......
    PanaMark, do you know what's up with the fucking van halen store shit up there, top of the ol diamond motherfuckin cocksockin supper aingin RRHOF dissing Diamond David Lee Roth ARMY????

    flappospammo is me west side masssiv posse castle habadashery def row nigga, aiiiiiiight?
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    LMAO! Funny as hell reading as always Hitch. Your perspective is amazingly unique and entertaining even in the midst of all the shall we say "repetitiveness" that goes on around here.

    I would point out that although Dave's stated reasons for backing out of going to the HOF ceremony are a bit disappointing, I'm sure from a "big picture" standpoint you can see the logic. Although the timing may be thrown off a bit by EVH's decision to enter rehab, if he can get through it by summer they can still have that tour, and possibly even make an album. Alex decided not to go out of loyalty, so maybe although he's not admitting it Dave is doing the same thing because he knows that he better not rock the fragile boat that is Eddie Van Halen and the Van Halen band. Sort of a "crew moral" move. Essentially if this were true then it means that Dave is actually being humble, contrary to other opinions :O

    However, I'll admit that this is only conjecture on my part and might not have a shred of truth to it. BUT, even if this all has nothing to do with DAve's motives whatsoever it sure does fit in and make the majic 8-ball say "It may happen after all".

    I agree though that they should all show up at the HOF, regardless of every-damn-thing. Get Eddie a 24-hour pass for cryin out loud. WTF, RRHOF induction only happens once in a lifetime. And the ceremony producers? FUCK THEM. We all know Dave could just jump up on stage with VELVET NITWITS wether they like it or not and it would turn into just another great and entertaining DAVE PR MOVE.

    The trouble is this and I'm sure Dave is seeing all this as we speak, but he's dealing with a younger generation of audience and record companies and producers and "big wigs" who have all gone commercial over the last 20 years......even the heavy rock market. The days of rockers doing whatever the hell they want are long gone. Dave has stepped out of Doctor Who's machine and into a new world and it sucks. He's got to walk on egg-shells everywhere he goes, not just around the Van Halens. It's a fucking new world. I'd say he's humbled, yep.
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    Dave's guitar player is in rehab...

    He's not allowed to perform....

    Two "former members" are showing up...

    One who is insignificant, the other Dave's replacement and has as much to do with VH being inducted as Ronnie James did for Black Sabbath....

    Why should Dave attend?

    So we can see him on TV?

    Johnny Rotten was right...

    The HoF is a joke....

    Dave chose correctly.
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    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    PanaMark, do you know what's up with the fucking van halen store shit up there, top of the ol diamond motherfuckin cocksockin supper aingin RRHOF dissing Diamond David Lee Roth ARMY????

    flappospammo is me west side masssiv posse castle habadashery def row nigga, aiiiiiiight?
    Mate, I dont know whats up with that banner...
    Im hoping it means old number one is back
    in town and is collecting some oxford scholars..
    I think there's also been some other shit
    added to the front page too..

    Ive noticed "ROTH ARMY STAFF" logged on a
    fair bit over the last 2 days....

    Hmmmmmm

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    Originally posted by flappo
    HA!!!

    BRILLIANT
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    Originally posted by flappo
    LMAO !

    SEND THIS FUCKER HERE!!!
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    I can't quit you Hitch...
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    Why is this thread so WIDE?

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    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
    Dave's guitar player is in rehab...

    He's not allowed to perform....

    Two "former members" are showing up...

    One who is insignificant, the other Dave's replacement and has as much to do with VH being inducted as Ronnie James did for Black Sabbath....

    Why should Dave attend?

    So we can see him on TV?

    Johnny Rotten was right...

    The HoF is a joke....

    Dave chose correctly.
    There it is....
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    It's a little late in the game for a leopard to change his spots but maybe, just maybe EVH can retrieve his head from his ass and see which end is up. I'm not holding my breath.
    Bad timing for rehab? Yes but is there ever a good time? Drinking etc is the "problem" it's the symptom of a deeper problem. Take away the substance and you find out why you USE.

    Didn't read the DLR quote yet but my first thought upon hearing he wasn't going to HOF was likening it to a kid who can't be QB so he takes his football and goes home.
    OK I found DLR quote and I can see his point.

    From LA Times: "The hall of fame's event organizers (read:ASSHOLES-GBLA) plan for Velvet Revolver to perform some Van Halen classics, much as Metallica stood in last year to play Black Sabbath songs while that band's members watched from the audience."

    I thought that was so stupid, hello we have Black Sabbath right there, why not play?!?!


    I WAS (past tense) excited about VH HOF now it's deteriorated into a joke. Guess I'll join DLR and BOYCOTT BULLSHIT!!!!
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    hitch....wtf?? Why does everything always fuck up with this band??
    Help me out here....Its depressing that everything always goes wrong....


    Hey--you got a baby??


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    ***rock n roll hall of fame outweighs rehab in the rock paper scissors scheme of shit so get a pass from the rehabilitationists


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    dear Hitch©.

    I bought your movie.

    I was stoked, finally the 2 gets his due.

    I got the DvD© home and WTF man.

    It was Will Smith !?

    Needless to say there was some commotion.

    I busted the toaster

    I crushed the answering machine (Ok that was from a telemarketer)

    I took it back to stop n shop.

    They said OUthought it was H69 2 ?

    She gave me a doughnut and told me to visit Hitchworld.

    I said Ow and sang the riff to Drop Dead Legs.

    Breasts, 2 of them, not walleyed

    TnS©
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    Re: hitchworld says THANK YOU to EVH. we think?

    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    Hi folks.........
    Sammy Hagar and Mike Anthony, "the other half" .... are going to represent Van Halen to the world???
    And somehow... I'm not surprised.
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    Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
    dear Hitch©.

    I bought your movie.

    I was stoked, finally the 2 gets his due.

    I got the DvD© home and WTF man.

    It was Will Smith !?

    Needless to say there was some commotion.

    I busted the toaster

    I crushed the answering machine (Ok that was from a telemarketer)

    I took it back to stop n shop.

    They said OUthought it was H69 2 ?

    She gave me a doughnut and told me to visit Hitchworld.

    I said Ow and sang the riff to Drop Dead Legs.

    Breasts, 2 of them, not walleyed

    TnS©

    this cracked me up. thanks.

    yeah fucking will smith... lets see, a fucking dude named hitch who talks about pussy, the appreciation of it, where and how to get it and be a smooth talkin pimp.

    yeah... never seen that before will smith. oy vey

    =h=

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    What's with the Van Halen store?
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    Originally posted by Steve Savicki
    What's with the Van Halen store?
    Steve Savicki™ packs a 13 inch dickie. And he's the nigga with tha biggest NUTZ.

    grab a quickie with Savicki™.

    he's a pimp.

    =h=

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    Fucking Van Halen....

    wheres that thread, "Darkest Day for VH since 4-1-05"?

    I totally agree with that. I am, for FUCK knows why... streaming this pile of shit with ****** James Brown at present.

    You know what, Dave? "Hope and Faith" arent even strippers in ... wait here it is.

    I'll be back!@

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