Ok. Ed is a drunk and he's off to rehab. Duh, any idiot knows that's where that crazy dude needs to be. What's predictable is Van Halen always has the worst timing in the world. It's like blowing a juicey nasty fart right before some beautiful goddess of a woman wants you to fuck her. It's like insulting a cap right after he let you off from getting a ticket.
If it's screwing up, the Van Halen's are the Dutch masters of it. They are fucking Van Gough or Rembrant when it comes to fucking up a good thing.
How gay is that? How more gay can you be? Maybe Sammy Hagar playing Sauce Sobelowski's upright pump organ or grinding an organ while his little monkey dances around.
How can you fuck up more? Shit, VH is like the Born Loser where they shouldn't even bother to get out of bed and they probably don't.