Who's watching over 50-ONE-SHITTY?

[rustoffa]

Now that Ed is firmly entrenched in rehab, how secure is the "Vault" @ fifty-one-shitty? IMO, it's probably ripe for the picking. Maybe someone could roll up, and claim to be an exterminator? There's always the "pool-cleaning" angle as well. What about a carefully placed brush-fire? Just fucking burn half the neighborhood down! That's it! "Undercover Of The Smoke!"

"This just in: A fire near the estate of Eddie Van Halen has claimed the lives of burning whores and dogs. Details are sketchy, but witnesses claim to have seen people running away from Eddie Van Halen's estate with large grocery bags!"

Conjecture or valid possibility?

[Panamark]

Theres a few dudes here that live near Ed....

[vh rides again]

im sure val has been there looking thru all his shit.

dave and wolfie are kickin back smokin a fatti.

i wonder if he left the keys to his house with his porno slut girlfriend?

if there is a fire anywhere near there im sure his house will be empty
within hours. probably has fire breaks all around it.

[Mt. Krakalak]

CNN is reporting a 2,000 acre fire going on in S. California right now.

:confused:
Coincidence?

[DavidLeeNatra]

yeah...let's catch the fucking "2000 hands fell of the clock"- tapes and make our own box set...

[Bo Nozos]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Now that Ed is firmly entrenched in rehab, how secure is the "Vault" @ fifty-one-shitty?

Dude you should copyright "fifty-one-shitty" -- that's a good one.

I hope it catches on around here.

[Terry]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Now that Ed is firmly entrenched in rehab, how secure is the "Vault" @ fifty-one-shitty? IMO, it's probably ripe for the picking. Maybe someone could roll up, and claim to be an exterminator? There's always the "pool-cleaning" angle as well. What about a carefully placed brush-fire? Just fucking burn half the neighborhood down! That's it! "Undercover Of The Smoke!"

"This just in: A fire near the estate of Eddie Van Halen has claimed the lives of burning whores and dogs. Details are sketchy, but witnesses claim to have seen people running away from Eddie Van Halen's estate with large grocery bags!"

Conjecture or valid possibility?

Easily the best idea to come out of this whole mess.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Panamark
Theres a few dudes here that live near Ed....

...Not like any of us are doin' drive-bys or anything.

[fiftyoneshitty]

I am watching over the vault. Why?What is your interest? You have no business here, unless you have food and water. As Mr Van Halen left the grounds I was told food would be sent to me and that I should capture anyone that appraoches without the password. Alas, I have seen not a morsel for days and the vault remains safe.

[Diamondjimi]

I heard "The Guy" is keeping an eye on it !

[fiftyoneshitty]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
I heard "The Guy" is keeping an eye on it !

There is no "GUY" here! Just a dude with a shotgun. STEP AWAY FROM THE VAULT. NOW!

[Diamondjimi]

Alias , what alias?!

[Mt. Krakalak]

Originally posted by fiftyoneshitty
There is no "GUY" here! Just a dude with a shotgun. STEP AWAY FROM THE VAULT. NOW!

Eddie sent me here to deliver your food. Here it is. Here's a case of Schlitz Malt Likka for you...

[fiftyoneshitty]

Originally posted by Mt. Krakalak
Eddie sent me here to deliver your food. Here it is. Here's a case of Schlitz Malt Likka for you...

Ahhhhhhh, excellent! Thank you very much.

Now back away from the vault, slowly.

[Mt. Krakalak]

Originally posted by fiftyoneshitty
Ahhhhhhh, excellent! Thank you very much.

Now back away from the vault, slowly.

Uh, I'm just going to run to the bathroom real quick.
Then I'll show myself out, m'kay?
There's nothing of interest in this knapsack of mine. It's none of your business why I'm dressed in camoflage and have infrared binoculars!

[Susie Q]

I will tell you who is watching over the vault. All the wrong people, that's who. Eddie don't have himself surrounded by the right people. Christ, he is going through something ala Brian Wilson and the sandbox thing. I feel that he will soon have a 'mentor' that programs him to do all the wrong things. Perhaps he already has....

Pray to God that Ed gets back in the zone and gets back in bed with Dave and produces some magic. (If'n ya know what I mean.)