Check out Van Hayride recording
I don't know who this guy Sammy is that is ALL OVER THE DLR SITE
But ...David Lee Roth should get off his ass and make a cool Al Jolson / old jazzy record. Big Bad Bill, Just a Gigilo etc. He doesn't need any of this BS to make a cool charismatic new worthy , listenable CD.
I got into all this for music, it should start becoming about music again.
VAn HAyride plays every Sunday night @ BAnjo Jim's NYC 9pm in April/MAy
(all DLR VH countrified VH)
Go purchase Diamond Dave...
And keep yer cuntrifried VH to yerself...
Is that what that album is about?
Why so ornery?
Why so gay ??
Yeah, fuck that guy.
You tell him Elvis.
::224::
The penis man with the diabolical penis plan!!!
You ain't Elvis, that is for sure.
But have your pussy cyber fantasy all you like .
I will happily dance gay circles all around your dull pedestrian
"Your gay"
"fuck that guy" retorts.
Maybe we can bump it up a notch with a coupla fart jokes.
Dave at least likes and respects what we do, does he even know you exist, oh cyber Elvis fartmaster and dick friend??
But thanks for the Diamond Dave recommendation. Gonna go get it, with all my gay friends naked and dancing to all the Elvis hits.
Now your fucking talking.
Start your naked dancing, this could get interesting.
If you would have told me that was going on.............sheeeeeit! Cowboy!
Okay, Van Hayride, I'll make it really simple for ya. Van Halen sucked with too much keyboards, Van Halen sucked with Gay-ry Cherone, Van Halen ALSO sucks as country music.
I suggest you stop with the country-fied Van Halen business that someone's girlfriend thought would get you noticed and do what all other failed musicians did that realized they would never be rock stars:
Christian Rock.
Notice I didn't say Van Halen Christianized......write your own fuckin' songs, if you can, and don't butcher good shit because you and your friends think they can make a buck off of it. We've already dealt with that too much here, it was called Van Hagar and Van Cherone.
So go forth, young man, and praise the name of the Lord.
Just stop playing Van Halen music with a fiddle or a fuckin' banjo.
Here's some song titles for your new band:
Jesus, Forgive my chronic masturbation
Lamb of God, Help, someone stole my originality and creativity.
A penis in my ass, a prayer book in my hand
I wonder what it's like (when God loves you}
The Crusades {Part II}
Serendipity,
Carl Garcia LMSW
We don't use any dang fiddle or banjo,
http://www.myspace.com/vanhayride
Yer talkin out yer ass, cuz you haven't done yer homework
But that's cool, we can talk about assfucking, Jesus, stick to what you know.
I play music for a living and this is pleasurable side project, but I get the feeling I couldn't have a thread about actual music here without a buncha hosers like you who used to scream in my ear @ VH concerts . Then you went home and cried masturbating alone in the dark .
Meanwhile musicians like myself were having actual sex ( not cyber or imagined, if you know the difference) with the girls you fanticised about.
But get yer cyber jabs in whilst you can. I'll be at the gig, having a life.
Okay... fuckstick, I'll bite.
What's the "music for a living" project?
Show the myspace for that.
Apparently, it's not going so well, or else you wouldn't be FUCKIN' around in a Van Halen country cover band!
Perhaps, you could make it a REAL "music for a living" project, if you went around pimping it, rather than your "side project" garbage.
Do you also have several girlfriends in the Niagra Falls area? It's time for you to be honest with yourself and stop writing lies out of anger towards the reception your garbage has received.
Two simple points:
1. If you were a Van Halen fan, you would know by now that you can't be in two bands.
2. No matter how many times you post to your gay myspace page, we ain't going.
Regardless of what shitty instruments you have in your band it is going to suck because Van Halen is supposed to Rock, not honky-tonk ba donka donk. Get it?
Again, write your own music. Play your own songs. Share those.
Don't try to make a buck off the VH legacy right now, I'm not sure I'd even pay those guys anything, after the past few months.
As far as being hosers who used to scream in your ear at Van Halen concerts, I guess that beats being the idiot who spent his time at the Van Halen concert wondering what those great songs would sound like "countryfied".
Baiting the Homophobe,
Skymaster Penis
Nice,
OK I'll bite too,
here is how I make my living
and the myspace for that.
http://www.myspace.com/jackgraceband
I only hope I don't get killed revealing myself here.
I wish Eddie Van Halen had a side project, it might have saved all this VH bullshit
Actually everytime I post my VH myspace here, people go.
Cheers
Amigo
Okay, I'll look at the Jack Grace Band.
Looking....Looking....
This is my new favorite band !!!!
Jack Grace Band fuckin' rocks!!!!
Actually dude, as someone who was in several bands before I grew up, {and started impersonating urologists on Van Halen sites} And I'm not bagging on you for this really. You need to play more weekends to make a living doing this stuff. Is there a big Country/Rockabilly scene in New York that I'm unaware of ? Why Brooklyn ?
Isn't there a better place to make money as a country musician?
Austin or Nashville.
How is the Bellmore scene these days?
Either way, your Country Van Halen thing is gayer than two homos licking each others testicles.
But, and this is a big butt, I do appreciate your honesty and forthrightness and having the balls to share the Jack Grace stuff.
So, in conclusion, I now support the Jack Grace Band 100 fuckin' percent. Van Hayride can have like 25 percent because you were a nice guy about the flack I gave you, I still don't like it, but I guess you earned it, by fighting back like a Sunni.
Can I interest you in a felching?
Making friends and influencing people,
Skymasssah Penii
Thanks
i usually play about 200 shows a year. It depends what season it is.
This is the main venue in NYC
http://www.rodeobar.com
There is a big scene, that comes through here. There are already too many Country musicians in Nashville,
But I may move to Austn one day. i provide an outpost in NY. Felching at dusk sounds great.
Thanks for Listening
Jack
I disagree. If David were to do a solo album again, I honestly think that a return to the ALAE sound would be a step in a better direction. Dave's spread himself out into a bunch of extremely varied fields since '91. He's had his fun, but if he's to do anything solo at this point, it oughta kick some ass.Originally posted by Van Hayride
Check out Van Hayride recording
I don't know who this guy Sammy is that is ALL OVER THE DLR SITE
But ...David Lee Roth should get off his ass and make a cool Al Jolson / old jazzy record. Big Bad Bill, Just a Gigilo etc. He doesn't need any of this BS to make a cool charismatic new worthy , listenable CD.
I got into all this for music, it should start becoming about music again.
VAn HAyride plays every Sunday night @ BAnjo Jim's NYC 9pm in April/MAy
(all DLR VH countrified VH)
Jazz won't do it.
Twistin' by the pool.
As far as I know, each of the four seasons occur each and every year, like clockwork, especially in New York...Originally posted by Van Hayride
i usually play about 200 shows a year. It depends what season it is.
Anyway...
Van Hayride is a joke, right ??
Then I look at the Jack Grace Band...
Is this a joke too ?? Do you have any songs that don't talk about alcohol ??
The first song "Rotary Phone" has a nice tremolo effect on the guitar, but as Randy jackson would say, dawg...
"It's Just OK For Me"
Bingo. He needs to make a rock record, pure and simple. DLR band 2 with decent production to do the songs justice.Originally posted by bueno bob
I disagree. If David were to do a solo album again, I honestly think that a return to the ALAE sound would be a step in a better direction. Dave's spread himself out into a bunch of extremely varied fields since '91. He's had his fun, but if he's to do anything solo at this point, it oughta kick some ass.
Jazz won't do it.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
And who's gonna buy it, me, you, and a handful of other people ??
Dave has already tried a solo career from multiple angles...
The only way people want to hear David Lee Roth is fronting Van Halen...
Of course we'd all like to see VH as a full time thing; a tour, and then another record.
I was thinking purely in terms of if this reunion doesn't work out, Dave should make a rock record.
You're right though, it'd never be a big hit: although with decent management and record company support it would do ok business I guess.
I don't think it would, and where's he going to get this management and record company ??
Steve Vai is free. I'd love to see him alongside Dave, though I know it's unlikely to happen.
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop
There are plenty of record labels dealing with old rock bands, jeezus half of the 80s Sunset Strip bands are still going on those labels....Originally posted by ELVIS
I don't think it would, and where's he going to get this management and record company ??
But as far as the big league labels go, we know Dave would never get taken up by them....
The world is full of critics who aint done shit.Originally posted by Van Hayride
Nice,
OK I'll bite too,
here is how I make my living
and the myspace for that.
http://www.myspace.com/jackgraceband
I only hope I don't get killed revealing myself here.
I wish Eddie Van Halen had a side project, it might have saved all this VH bullshit
Actually everytime I post my VH myspace here, people go.
Cheers
Amigo
200 gigs a year, who here at the army is doing 200 gigs a year?
Hear that? It's the sound of tumbleweeds rolling on by.
I listened and liked, unique and a little left of centre, not just your run of the mill countryfied fare.
"One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"
Well, the only problem with that is Van Halen itself...not exactly the world's most timely and reliable band...and right now, they're not exactly firing on all cylinders...Originally posted by ELVIS
The only way people want to hear David Lee Roth is fronting Van Halen...
Or any cylinders.....Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, the only problem with that is Van Halen itself...not exactly the world's most timely and reliable band...and right now, they're not exactly firing on all cylinders...
Yes Elvis,
Most of my songs are about alcohol, so are most of my days, but hey it takes all kinds.
It would be nice to see Dave front another band, that might work, use Metallica, or Black Sabbath, or a cool swing band like Hot Club Of Cowtown
(I'm sure you'd hate that Elvis)
But he doesn't have to re invent the wheel.
Just find a good band to front'
The greatest front man could front any band, being a bandleader is a whole other thing, and i don't think that is his focus.
Now!! this is good sparring!!!!!
Supposedly he has one ready to go.
Fuck all that shit.....I got the perfect front man for VH.......Axl Rose. Can you imagine that shit? The sisters and Axl would catfight every night onstage. I think people would pay to see that.
it are go good with pizza
How bout Dave and Don Rickles opening, the 2007 Hangover tour!! If you don't know what I'm talking about, you'd better lose some brain cells QUICK!!!
If Dave were to do a new album he really needs to partner up with proven amazing musicians and form a new VH style band...
I know DLR's ego get's in the way of equal partnerships, but If he could get a guy like Nuno Bettencourt or a Blues Saraceno to write a disc with , get a good producer like a Bob Rock or Templeman, and really push it I would be interested...
it seems like Dave kind of half asses his musical ventures these days...
That's all his solo albums sell at - half-assed, and that's being kind. No major label will push him, and the indies just don't have the resources. Hiring a band of name players that will demand equal cuts of the profits won't help matters, either.Originally posted by lafours
If Dave were to do a new album he really needs to partner up with proven amazing musicians and form a new VH style band...
I know DLR's ego get's in the way of equal partnerships, but If he could get a guy like Nuno Bettencourt or a Blues Saraceno to write a disc with , get a good producer like a Bob Rock or Templeman, and really push it I would be interested...
it seems like Dave kind of half asses his musical ventures these days...
Dave belongs in Van Halen. It's where the public wants him, and it's where he should be. The end.
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