I bought a Kramer yesterday

[Nitro Express]

What's funny is I shoot 8mm Mausers and you can't buy 8mm locally but you can mail-order cheap military surplus stuff from Turkey, Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Hungary and such. I ordered a shit load of Turkish 8mm.

Here comes the UPS driver chick struggling with two huge boxes she barely can handle. I give her a hand. She's like exhausted and says,"What's in these? Lead?" I'm like going. Actually, yeah. LOL!

[Nitro Express]

UPS people are stupid. The boxes are clearly marked ORD-D and I have to sign for them because ammunition can't be shipped to minors. Duh, that should tell her what's in it. Gold is heavy. Yeah man. I order a few pounds of golden bullets for investment purposes or maybe I want to kill agent 007. LOL!

[EDDIEVRULZ]

thats awesome!

[jasongt06]

better watch out. The crybabys at vintagekramer.com dont like you guys badmouthing their precious little kramers

[Nitro Express]

You mean those Fender Stratocaster ripoffs with the melted bodies! The fucking things look like they were made by Salvidor Dali on a fucking absynthe, ass fuck binge.

[Coyote]

Only thing I want from that axe, is the headstock.

You can keep the rest...

[Cato]

I sold it yesterday...

[EDDIEVRULZ]

i dunno......i own some pretty good sounding kramer's. ive also own(ed) some bad ones. it just depends on the era and model. there are some really good kramer guitars out there. in my best forrest gump voice, thats all i have to say about that. and yes, im a proud member of the vintagekramer forum.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by EDDIEVRULZ
i dunno......i own some pretty good sounding kramer's. ive also own(ed) some bad ones. it just depends on the era and model. there are some really good kramer guitars out there. in my best forrest gump voice, thats all i have to say about that. and yes, im a proud member of the vintagekramer forum.

Just like Fenders and Gibsons. Some are shit and some are good. It's still fun to piss on people's idols. I'm going to have one of those Calvin characters pissing on a Kramer logo put on my back window. LOL!