FUCK VH and FUCK DLR ARMY

[Polk High]

be sure to let me know when you come back so i can taunt you a second time

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, that's right. Go away mad because none of us would give you an ass sphincter rim job.

[Binky]

It'll only be a matter of days before more of these threads come up saying, I hate Dave because of a petty reason, I'm out. *smiles* I like poking dead people with sticks. *^_^* \m/

[ppg960]

Like we all give a Flying Fuck!!!
Go hang out at The Red Rocker's site you douche bag.

[FORD]

These new "Suicide BAAAAAAAAmbers" are a desperate lot. I think they figured out that the HOF was the undisputed death of Van Hagar and now they're out for blood.

You should see the crap they're posting over at Links!!

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FORD
These new "Suicide BAAAAAAAAmbers" are a desperate lot. I think they figured out that the HOF was the undisputed death of Van Hagar and now they're out for blood.

You should see the crap they're posting over at Links!!

Yeah...These idiots are getting away with a lot of shit talking...

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...t=36890&page=2



Look at what that Onewaytorock Idiot says...Jesus Christ...Accusing u of being racist?

[FORD]

Yeah it's ironic. This board is dedicated to a singer who happens to be Jewish, yet we're all a bunch of fucking Klansmen

[vanhalendlrband]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I got the Sith angle.

Fuck you, too, Halenize!

All i know is, those chicks tits in your thread are cool

[Hardrock69]

Poor widdul Halenize 'em



Fucking Crybaby....

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Poor widdul Halenize 'em



Fucking Crybaby....

I just love it when Janis yells crybaby
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[hideyoursheep]

......AND WELCOME BACK!!!!!

[Brettt]

Originally posted by Halenize'em
Its need fun but you guys are a bunch of faggots. If ROTH actually read this board and read this shit he'de be embarassed to such a bunch of winey bitch pussies as fans...SOME FUCKING ARMY you guys are.

Yeah! Fuck them! Fuck them in them stinky buttholes!



Everybody knows ROTHARMY sucks balls! Real men do it at the Links, bitch!

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Brettt
Yeah! Fuck them! Fuck them in them stinky buttholes!
Everybody knows ROTHARMY is where Real men do it. At the Links is where the emotional bitches are!!

Yeah, I've noticed.

[Binky]

Brett is over at Links? Oh that should be amusing if I gave a shit. Okay, now's me cue to say, get over it. So Dave didn't show up, oh fuck it's the Five Horsemen of the Apocolypse; Famine, Disease, War, Death and Ted Nugent. Oh Dave is such horse shit oh no we'll never get over it *sarcasm*. Our lives are at an end. We're going to die it's Johnny's Got His Gun all over again.

I'm going to get some port. *^_^* \m/

[mickeba]

Bailing out after a whopping 10 posts! Who saw that coming! He'll be back, or at least read the posts and be too damned afraid to return!

mickeba

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Halenize'em
Okay I've had it....

With the band...

..and with this fucking board ! Its need fun but you guys are a bunch of faggots. If ROTH actually read this board and read this shit he'de be embarassed to such a bunch of winey bitch pussies as fans...SOME FUCKING ARMY you guys are.

Im grabbing my VH collection and my guitar and getting the fuck outta here!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Halenize'em
[QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure I can still hand your ass to you playing any guitar style...even VH.

It sounds like you have a happy and stable family life...Congrats man ! In all seriousness that is what this world is about.

As for me finding "fulfillment" by impressing women on 10 cent wing night...(LOL that was good man) . Actually I find fulfillment through being married to my wife who I met while in grad school, our 5 year old daughter who is a budding pianist, my soon to be born son and renovating our dream Victorian home. Nice shot none the less...

As for the dive bars..not quite. We played the Hard Rock here in Toronto when Van Hagar was here in 2004 and a few times since then. A few years back I played at the Montreal Jazz festival and have sat in with a few local Toronto Blues bands during the film fest and Canadian National Exhibition. This May Im going to be in studio playing on 2-3 tracks for a pretty famous male Canadian artist workng with a first class Canadian producer who worked under Bruce Fairbairn.

But Im sure those few years you have on me playing guitar would make me in some way less of....actually I'll take your advice and not go there.


Happy Trails Dick Wad



Diamondjimi - Listen to Q 107 to hear when we'll be playing the Hard Rock on Yonge St. Should be in June - July. Not gonna post my bands name here but Derringer calls us "one of the best sounding bands" covering classic rock "especially Van Halen" he has ever heard

You're a conflicted tail gunner and your band sucks. I am confident you have a male lover on the side and you have given your wife something she does not yet know about.
Reading further into your personal file I see that you have been arrested for unnatural acts with farm animals: one case resulting in the sexual torture and death of a sheep.
I will remind you that The Roth Army does not suck and you do. Should you return to read this there is some Sam in the video below.I know you want him.
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[PETE'S BROTHER]

see ya later and say hi to sammy

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by vanhalener
I just love it when Janis yells crybaby
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FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by FORD

You should see the crap they're posting over at Links!!

Please do tell!!!!

As much as I like Brett, I just don't get over there much.

[spitfire ace]

Originally posted by Binky
'The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "ciggarette"

Well tell this ciggarette to get out of my bar!'

Lavlay. Sadly, when you said "Fuck DLR Army" I was kinda hoping for something a little more interesting........

But then again I don't plan on having me first STD. *^_^* \m/

I myself smoke 20 fags a day. Had to cut down, 20 fags in U.S money is about $10
Faggots we eat!

1 lb pig's liver
2 medium onions
4 oz fat pork (I bought a piece of salt pork)
Pinch of thyme
1/2 tsp powdered sage
Pinch of basil
Pinch of nutmeg
Salt and pepper
1 egg
Breadcrumbs
Pig's caul

[Viking]

Yo, spifire ace - mebbe I shouldn't be asking this, getting ready to sit down with a plate of Caribbean jerk pork and rice, but....what the FUCK is Pig's caul? Or, don't I want to know? LOL

[spitfire ace]

Originally posted by Viking
Yo, spifire ace - mebbe I shouldn't be asking this, getting ready to sit down with a plate of Caribbean jerk pork and rice, but....what the FUCK is Pig's caul? Or, don't I want to know? LOL

pig's caul is the stomach lining. Faggots are the English equirolent of Scottish haggis.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vanhalendlrband
All i know is, those chicks tits in your thread are cool

Yeah, they're not too bad.

Let's mod Halenize-em.

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob


Let's mod Halenize-em.

I second that!

Bound to be funny...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
I second that!

Bound to be funny...

Joe Thunder - Webmaster
Katydid - Webmaster
Halenize'em - Supermod

...and, uh, Three Lock Rock and Steve Savicki can run everything else...

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Joe Thunder - Webmaster
Katydid - Webmaster
Halenize'em - Supermod

...and, uh, Three Lock Rock and Steve Savicki can run everything else...

Steve Savicki's House of Laura Branigan appreciation....

[bueno bob]

Pojo once spoke of a Bizarro-World Roth Army Forums...

That would do it...

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Pojo once spoke of a Bizarro-World Roth Army Forums...

That would do it...

Why is not there a forum for Star Wars shit with you modding?



:confused:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
Why is not there a forum for Star Wars shit with you modding?

:confused:

Was that an attempt at an insult, or are you trying to be cute?

:confused:

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Was that an attempt at an insult, or are you trying to be cute?

:confused:

No insult. To be honst I mever got into the Star Wars thang. I really liked the first movie, but I lost interest after that.

It is your identity, though.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
No insult. To be honst I mever got into the Star Wars thang. I really liked the first movie, but I lost interest after that.

It is your identity, though.

That is more truth than you know, actually. I've attempted to move away from a Vader avatar three times previously - and I shit you not, I have been hit by a FLOOD of PMs (as many as 23 the last time!) asking me why it went and when it's coming back...

Go out and watch Empire Strikes Back and Revenge of the Sith, if nothing else...both very good, even if the rest are...more or less safely passable by the standards those two set...

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by bueno bob
That is more truth than you know, actually. I've attempted to move away from a Vader avatar three times previously - and I shit you not, I have been hit by a FLOOD of PMs (as many as 23 the last time!) asking me why it went and when it's coming back...

Go out and watch Empire Strikes Back and Revenge of the Sith, if nothing else...both very good, even if the rest are...more or less safely passable by the standards those two set...

I'll try to check them out. It's funny because my brother-in-law is really into the whole Sci-Fi thing and he is a Treky. I pretty much hate Star Trek, but I've always thought the Star Wars concept was way cooler.

You better keep the Darth avs for sure. It appears peeps go into withdrawls if you don't!!! LOL

[bueno bob]

Well...getting technical about it, Star Wars is space fantasy, not exactly science fiction...what technical aspects that are actually explained about the science of Star Wars, they play pretty fast and loose with...it's all about blowing shit up and saving the galaxy, and who can't have fun with that?