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    So I rode my motocycle to see the Truck Race earlier yesterday, and can't believe I made it home. I'm still really cold. Anyway, I thought y'all would get a kick out of my lapse of memory. This is how I think it went:

    I was so fucking cold DURING the race, that I disregarded buying a 50 dollar sweatshirt for the ride home. Liquor in the nightime...yadda-yadda. Fucking 30-odd miles of backroads.

    I ain't going to the Busch race tomorrow.

  • #2
    Nutcase....stuff like that on a motocycle can get you dead! :eek:

    Glad you made it home alright...
    Last edited by Hardrock69; 03-17-2007, 02:24 PM.

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    • #3
      Man, that is no good. Be careful..

      I am not mature enough to this day to own a bike..

      Glad you are okay.

      KiD

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      • #4
        How much did you have to drink?
        Roth Army Militia

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        • #5
          You're soooooo not telling the truth.

          You know you were warm and I have the video footage to prove it...
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          Last edited by VanHalener; 03-17-2007, 10:15 PM.
          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ally_Kat
            How much did you have to drink?
            Like 3/4th's of a fifth of Wild Turkey, and some beers.

            Originally posted by vanhalener
            You're soooooo not telling the truth.

            You know you were warm and I have the video footage to prove it...
            LMFAO! I would've been alot warmer in that! That first clip is eerily like the memory jog I got earlier. Not the tigger suit, but the burnout. A friend called to compliment me on the Avon Super Venom roastathon I pulled in the parking lot. I actually remember that. I dont remember the family trying to load up some car right next to it. The dude that called said they were ultra-pissed off, and one of the kids was crying.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rustoffa
              The dude that called said they were ultra-pissed off, and one of the kids was crying.
              Someone asked, "What happened?"
              I said, "I don't know man. I just got here myself!"

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              Last edited by VanHalener; 03-18-2007, 12:37 AM.
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              • #8
                blame the macaroni Rus.

                glad you made it.

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                • #9
                  Re: I can't believe I'm not dead.

                  Originally posted by rustoffa
                  So I rode my motocycle to see the Truck Race earlier yesterday, and can't believe I made it home. I'm still really cold. Anyway, I thought y'all would get a kick out of my lapse of memory. This is how I think it went:

                  I was so fucking cold DURING the race, that I disregarded buying a 50 dollar sweatshirt for the ride home. Liquor in the nightime...yadda-yadda. Fucking 30-odd miles of backroads.

                  I ain't going to the Busch race tomorrow.
                  Fuck sakes!! lol only i am supposed to do no brainiers like that.
                  glad your alive
                  Roth Army MP
                  Originally posted by Panamark
                  Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                  or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                  Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                  She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                  Originally posted by JAY HALE
                  so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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