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    Thumbs down I can't believe I'm not dead.

    So I rode my motocycle to see the Truck Race earlier yesterday, and can't believe I made it home. I'm still really cold. Anyway, I thought y'all would get a kick out of my lapse of memory. This is how I think it went:

    I was so fucking cold DURING the race, that I disregarded buying a 50 dollar sweatshirt for the ride home. Liquor in the nightime...yadda-yadda. Fucking 30-odd miles of backroads.

    I ain't going to the Busch race tomorrow.
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    Nutcase....stuff like that on a motocycle can get you dead! :eek:

    Glad you made it home alright...
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    Man, that is no good. Be careful..

    I am not mature enough to this day to own a bike..

    Glad you are okay.

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    How much did you have to drink?
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    You're soooooo not telling the truth.

    You know you were warm and I have the video footage to prove it...
    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DoTwWgQhbZ0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DoTwWgQhbZ0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WQNJ96rMMzs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WQNJ96rMMzs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    How much did you have to drink?
    Like 3/4th's of a fifth of Wild Turkey, and some beers.

    Originally posted by vanhalener
    You're soooooo not telling the truth.

    You know you were warm and I have the video footage to prove it...
    LMFAO! I would've been alot warmer in that! That first clip is eerily like the memory jog I got earlier. Not the tigger suit, but the burnout. A friend called to compliment me on the Avon Super Venom roastathon I pulled in the parking lot. I actually remember that. I dont remember the family trying to load up some car right next to it. The dude that called said they were ultra-pissed off, and one of the kids was crying.

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    Originally posted by rustoffa
    The dude that called said they were ultra-pissed off, and one of the kids was crying.
    Someone asked, "What happened?"
    I said, "I don't know man. I just got here myself!"

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RRm3LI8HjHM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RRm3LI8HjHM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lwacyd9cqhQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lwacyd9cqhQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
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    blame the macaroni Rus.

    glad you made it.
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    Re: I can't believe I'm not dead.

    Originally posted by rustoffa
    So I rode my motocycle to see the Truck Race earlier yesterday, and can't believe I made it home. I'm still really cold. Anyway, I thought y'all would get a kick out of my lapse of memory. This is how I think it went:

    I was so fucking cold DURING the race, that I disregarded buying a 50 dollar sweatshirt for the ride home. Liquor in the nightime...yadda-yadda. Fucking 30-odd miles of backroads.

    I ain't going to the Busch race tomorrow.
    Fuck sakes!! lol only i am supposed to do no brainiers like that.
    glad your alive
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