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    Funny..there is no longer anything of interest in this forum anymore

    After that fucking bullshit last Monday night.....I find it difficult to be excited about anything VH related...and OF COURSE there is NO news of ANYTHING.

    Here.....I will now post something equally of value when compared to any other thread in this forum....

    blah blah blablablah blah blah blah

    woof woof woofties

    *uuuuurp*

    ................


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    If you notice this notice, you will notice this notice
    is not worth noticing.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    If you notice this notice, you will notice this notice
    is not worth noticing.
    I hadn't noticed.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    I took a little time off after Monday and now I'm over it
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    And the silicon chip inside our heads got switched to overload...

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    This is so true. You can hear a pin drop, it's so quiet.
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    Grab a Bottle of something People.
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    And the silicon chip inside our heads got switched to overload...
    Tell me WHY???

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    Originally posted by Dan
    Grab a Bottle of something People.
    bars open...

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    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    Tell me WHY???
    Just another reason, huh......

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    I wanna shoot oooooooooooooooh

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    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    After that fucking bullshit last Monday night.....I find it difficult to be excited about anything VH related...and OF COURSE there is NO news of ANYTHING.

    Here.....I will now post something equally of value when compared to any other thread in this forum....

    blah blah blablablah blah blah blah

    woof woof woofties

    *uuuuurp*

    ................

    so true

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    LOL@FORD...

    Nice conclusion there !

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    It's not over until the fat lady sings and the fat, tequila selling bitch sang.
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    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    bars open...
    I'll take a tall glass of Smoking Loon.

    And you can leave the bottle....
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    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    Re: Funny..there is no longer anything of interest in this forum anymore

    Originally posted by Hardrock69

    blah blah blablablah blah blah blah
    That is some basis for discussion i'd say.

    Originally posted by Hardrock69


    woof woof woofties
    Now, that's just rude isn't it.

    Originally posted by Hardrock69

    *uuuuurp*
    Yes, to the point, sharp.

    Originally posted by Hardrock69


    ................
    You don't say :eek:

    Originally posted by Hardrock69


    indeed
    Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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    LMFAO!!!
    Indeed....

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    Well... the Dump & the Pen always make me come back fer more... some threads in the underground pic forum too... although I don't post much at those... I often find myself busy with other things not entirely unrelated to the topic but which do keep me from posting.

    As for any VH/DLR news? I WAS a bit excited, but only fer a while. Then the tour got "postponed" and I lost all interest ever since.

    Fuck you, Eddie.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    Well... the Dump & the Pen always make me come back fer more... some threads in the underground pic forum too... although I don't post much at those...


    That is some basis for discussion i'd say.

    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    I often find myself busy with other things not entirely unrelated to the topic but which do keep me from posting.
    Now, that's just rude isn't it.

    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    As for any VH/DLR news? I WAS a bit excited, but only fer a while. Then the tour got "postponed" and I lost all interest ever since.
    You don't say :eek:

    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    Fuck you, Eddie.
    Yes, to the point, sharp.

    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker

    Cheers! :bottle:
    indeed

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    This is stupid...

    As far as we know, Dave is still in the band...

    That makes the prospect of getting some new studio music eventually a possibility...

    Ummm...did that make sense...

    Anyway...

    Dave is in, Edward is getting clean...

    What more could we ask for ??

    Michael Anthony comes to mind, but I'll settle for new material without him...



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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    ...but I'll settle...
    This has been Van Halen fans' motto since about 1996.

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    Well, yeah...

    But believe it or not, my life doesn't revolve around this crap...

    But let me rephrase it...

    I'll be happy with new material without him...

    No I won't...

    yes I will...

    Nobody likes me, it's all my fault...

    Yes we do...

    No ya don't...

    Yes...

    No...

    I will settle for Van Halen without Mike...

    Edward SUCKS!



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    Since Ed sucks and Wolfie is such a prodigy, why not let him play guitar. Bring BP back, and VOILA...
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    Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    Well, yeah...

    But believe it or not, my life doesn't revolve around this crap...

    But let me rephrase it...

    I'll be happy with new material without him...

    No I won't...

    yes I will...

    Nobody likes me, it's all my fault...

    Yes we do...

    No ya don't...

    Yes...

    No...

    I will settle for Van Halen without Mike...

    Edward SUCKS!

    It's as good as it can get now.
    settle for VH with no tour,new music, or sanity.
    VH fans are reduced to those with severe hallucinations and reality lapses.
    i.e., Yes, I went to the show last night, it was phenomenal. (there was no actual show, just a Krezzy bastard doing this )

    wasn't me.


    hmm Lounge hasn't been around.
    maybe it was him. ?

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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    This is stupid...

    As far as we know, Dave is still in the band...

    That makes the prospect of getting some new studio music eventually a possibility...

    Ummm...did that make sense...

    Anyway...

    Dave is in, Edward is getting clean...

    What more could we ask for ??

    Michael Anthony comes to mind, but I'll settle for new material without him...


    Yeah, but do we know ANYTHING about what's happening? Dave is in, Eddie is in rehab are VERY vague topics to talk about.

    That said, if new material is released, I couldn't give a fuck if Mike is in or out. In fact, I'll send my girlfriend to Wolfie with a note telling him we want one of his children.

    Hey, I'm in dire need of a reason to break up with her, so...

    Originally posted by ELVIS
    Nobody likes me, it's all my fault...

    Yes we do...

    No ya don't...

    Yes...

    No...
    Nice Cooper reference.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Originally posted by Wawazat
    That is some basis for discussion i'd say.



    Now, that's just rude isn't it.



    You don't say :eek:



    Yes, to the point, sharp.



    indeed
    Wawazat - quick, you have to save yourself. You're trapped in a time warp thingy where you're doomed to reply the same thing to all the posts over and over again.

    The only way you can break this curse is to say some absurd stupidity with no sense whatsoever!

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker

    The only way you can break this curse is to say some absurd stupidity with no sense whatsoever!

    Cheers! :bottle:
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    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    Nice Cooper reference.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    I should have said...

    Do...

    Don't...



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    I'm ready for the hiatus again...at least we got a foto...after 23 years...
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    Re: Funny..there is no longer anything of interest in this forum anymore

    Originally posted by Hardrock69


    blah blah blablablah blah blah blah

    woof woof woofties

    *uuuuurp*

    ................

    Well, it was woof woof woofties until Sammy Hagar harumph harumph harumph..... At least that's what Melodicrock said....

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    Originally posted by Warham
    This has been Van Halen fans' motto since about 1996.
    1985, actually.

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    Originally posted by freak
    1985, actually.
    with a short interruption in 1996...

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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    with a short interruption in 1996...
    Ahh yes.

    The year we took it roughly up the ass.

    Dave's lip - Eddie's hip - Alex the crip and Mikey just along for the ride.

    From comeback of the year to hiring the queer.

    They promised Me Wise Magic and delivered How Many Say I.

    1996 is a touchy subject where i'm concerned.

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    Originally posted by freak
    Ahh yes.

    The year we took it roughly up the ass.

    Dave's lip - Eddie's hip - Alex the crip and Mikey just along for the ride.

    From comeback of the year to hiring the queer.

    They promised Me Wise Magic and delivered How Many Say I.

    1996 is a touchy subject where i'm concerned.


    this should be the "official army description of the 1996 VMA desaster"

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    Originally posted by freak
    1985, actually.
    See, now, I don't think the fans of Van Halen would have settled back in '85, but I think they'll settle now.

    Even the Bassplayer® can be thrown to the wolves with no problems, as long as Dave and Ed are there. They could even replace Alex with a drum machine and it could be alright.

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    Originally posted by Warham
    See, now, I don't think the fans of Van Halen would have settled back in '85, but I think they'll settle now.
    Some of us gave the band a chance and bought 5150. Some of us decided that the album would have been much better if Van Halen had recorded it.

    Some of us wrote them off then and there.

    Some of us remember standing around at a grocery store magazine stand reading Guitar World while waiting on a slow-assed girlfriend to decide exactly what brand of shampoo she wanted. Some of us read a claim from Eddie and the poodle that the new one "rocks so hard it will tear your walls down".

    Some of us actually bought OU812 to put that theory to the test.

    Some of us decided right then and there that "Source of Infection" was the best description of Sammy Hagar's contribution to Van Halen...ever.

    Some of us came to the realization during the chorus of "Feels So Good" that Van Halen was more than dead. It had been dug up from the grave, given bad perms, ugly pants and Jon Bon Jovi's lyricist.

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    Originally posted by freak
    Some of us gave the band a chance and bought 5150. Some of us decided that the album would have been much better if Van Halen had recorded it.

    Some of us wrote them off then and there.

    Some of us remember standing around at a grocery store magazine stand reading Guitar World while waiting on a slow-assed girlfriend to decide exactly what brand of shampoo she wanted. Some of us read a claim from Eddie and the poodle that the new one "rocks so hard it will tear your walls down".

    Some of us actually bought OU812 to put that theory to the test.

    Some of us decided right then and there that "Source of Infection" was the best description of Sammy Hagar's contribution to Van Halen...ever.

    Some of us came to the realization during the chorus of "Feels So Good" that Van Halen was more than dead. It had been dug up from the grave, given bad perms, ugly pants and Jon Bon Jovi's lyricist.
    and some of these "some of us" still think they were good after 1985...all of us here call them sheep...

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