bad blood to the bone

[theringsteel]

We have heard so much shit talking with the two camps, I find it hard to believe the "water under the bridge" won't stand full. I am asking for everyone to give one statement (maybe funny or cruel ya know)Roth or the other turds have said about each other.

I'll start

Diamond Dave on Michael Anthony.

He still plays the same base solo I taught him in 1982

[Panamark]

Michael Anthony (and Family) at any function.

Dave is an Asshole.

[Panamark]

Michael Anthony on Sammy

"mmhrrpphmmhhhh"

Sammy on Michael Anthony

"C'mon Mikey, you know that ladies dont talk when
their mouths are full"

[Terry]

Think Roth summed it up best when he said Ed Van Halen without a guitar in his hands is a crummy human being.

[TOM_5150]

Eddie on Roth..........."Tonight's about me, not your fucking hip!"

Eddie on Roth.........."You're a guitar hero, no one wants to see you play keyboards"

Roth on Eddie..........."I'm not no one's back up fucking guitar player"

Roth on Eddie.........."Ed wouldn't get out of bed till 1pm or so to rehearse, I'm sure he was up all night writing music for his wife's movie soundtrack".

[sadaist]

Alex on Roth circa 1996

"It's important to remember that the Dave of now is not the same Dave as in 1984."


Eddie on Roth

"It was never eluded to that Dave was back in the band. To go back with Roth, would be going backwards. That's not growth."


...and one of my favorites

Eddie on Sammy

"Fact is, the guys work ethic sucked"
(EVH = 1 album since statement. SH = 6 albums since statement)

[Coyote]

Yours truly on the whole thing:

"Fuck it man, I'm here to see the wreckage..."

[kastco]

Sammy to Mike: Hey Mikey, take of swig of my Cabo rot gut and sanatize my dick.

Mike: Okay Sammy as long as you promise not to yank on my hair plugs.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by kastco
Sammy to Mike: Hey Mikey, take of swig of my Cabo rot gut and sanatize my dick.

Mike: Okay Sammy as long as you promise not to yank on my hair plugs.

LMFAO!!!

[mean street tat]

alex on dave: if he's so into the fans why did he fucking quit!

[indeedido]

Originally posted by sadaist


Eddie on Sammy

"Fact is, the guys work ethic sucked"
(EVH = 1 album since statement. SH = 6 albums since statement)

That is so funny. Sad,but true

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by theringsteel
We have heard so much shit talking with the two camps, I find it hard to believe the "water under the bridge" won't stand full. I am asking for everyone to give one statement (maybe funny or cruel ya know)Roth or the other turds have said about each other.

I'll start

Diamond Dave on Michael Anthony.

He still plays the same base solo I taught him in 1982

How do you play a base?

[PlexiBrown]

SH = 6 albums since statement

Yeah, six more albums of nursery rhymes.