If my action in the garage doesn't draw a police response I will be shocked!
Van Halen, niccas!
~OWWWWWWW~
This is home....
This is Mean Street!
If my action in the garage doesn't draw a police response I will be shocked!
Van Halen, niccas!
~OWWWWWWW~
This is home....
This is Mean Street!
~Only you can prevent low volume~
~Turn it up, you PUSSY~
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Party At VanHalener's Place.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Have some friends over for food, chillin', and music.
You know I break out only the finest ashtrays when the party is on.
Hagar makes kick ass ashtrays!
OWWWWWWWWWWWW!
My crayfish will kick the shit out of your crayfish, biatch!
Caught this hog for my tank in the back yard.
Damn,Looks Like He Would Bite Some Ass.
Dan, that would be PINCH some ass.Originally Posted by Dan
Damn,Looks Like He Would Bite Some Ass.
How Rude of Me,I Mean Pinch.Dan, that would be PINCH some ass.
How Rude of Me,I Donkey Punch.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
How Rude.I Wish I Was Hung Like A Donkey.
My neighbors are about to deal with my open two car garage at 1:19am.
Van Halen, pumped.
~Out of Love~
OWWWWWWW!
Yeah, well Phuck you pal. Maybe there was no time to spell Outta Love correctly. Maybe I was busy putting the real Van Halen to work at max volume for my neighbors and lost track of time and space. Well screw you, pal.
~This Van Halen's for your worried ass~
=Eruption=
If you were playing Lady Gaga loud at that hour, I would come over and collect your scalp.
My situation has been fully amplified for three hours.
~My neighbors are again a go at this station~
This concludes our broadcast
=VH=
OWWWWWWW!
Breakfast in the breezeway
Awwww Yeah
Last edited by VanHalener; 12-02-2010 at 09:44 AM.
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sold right next to the mistletoe belt buckles!
=Eddie Chan Halen=
He breaks bad at 56 seconds
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Damn,He Plays Better Than Me.
Dan is thee rudest son of a bitch on the island of New Zealand.
Last edited by green bottle; 01-01-2011 at 10:35 PM. Reason: Thee "i"s have it.
Thank You.
Here's a dose of straight up muthaphuckin' BADD ASS for ya.
-SRV-
All The Way
Last edited by VanHalener; 01-22-2011 at 07:27 PM.
Turn it up this time, youuuu pussy!
Does He Want Fries With That?
damn.....and a name tag, to boot...lol
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
I like the kinda woman that can pull my Truck outta the mud!
Last edited by SunisinuS; 02-04-2011 at 01:11 PM. Reason: She really knows how to work that hose!
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Or suck a golf ball through a garden hose. The image is open to interpretation...
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
oooooooook.......
Damn,She Could Breast-Feed The Whole Roth Army Boys.I like the kinda woman that can pull my Truck outta the mud!
A lint eighth note.
Eddie Hazel on board here, Jack!
'California Dreaming'
'Pray My Soul'
'Eddie Hazel Live 1979 Gotta Get it On'
Youtubeit
And
Dig it!
Last edited by VanHalener; 02-11-2011 at 12:19 AM.
Dup post.
You are now free to return to Eddie Hazel
Last edited by VanHalener; 02-11-2011 at 12:19 AM.
Sammy Hagar causes scoliosis in children.
The radiation given off by Spammy Hagar's suck is powerful enough to kill us all. Were it not for the sun's radiation constantly neutralizing Spam's powerful suck, the most powerful suck in the known universe, we would all die from Hagarradiation in less than an hour.
~And now you know~
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