Me, i was fooling around with a camera today.
Me, i was fooling around with a camera today.
Day-dreaming's gone commercial
Oh... Er, sorry about that, then. I didn't mean to be so rude.
But you're still filling up the entire screen, you faggot!
Trim it down. Or I'll sic Savicki on you.
Cheers! :bottle:
Get a larger screen dammit.
No problem with you calling me a faggot, somebody else hell yeah.
You know, if I was a real prick, I'd go and create an alias just to call you faggot and piss you off.
I AM a real prick. I'm not gonna do it, though.
Cheers! :bottle:
Suddenly this thread has a real purpose, ain't life great !
I can honestly say that my carrots have gone mouldy.
No Sunday Roast THIS Bank Holiday Weekend
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
This is all so grate! I feel all fuzzy inside, and stuff.
Let us all enjoy a nice salad.
Cheers! :bottle:
HA!
The Sunday meal problem has officially been solved.
SALAD TO THE RESCUE...
And I'll have it in a BOWL.
LLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG
Some things in life without a purpose should end. Not this thread, but I can think of a few things...
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~Only you can prevent low volume~
You should nonetheless.Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
You know, if I was a real prick, I'd go and create an alias just to call you faggot and piss you off.
I AM a real prick. I'm not gonna do it, though.
Cheers! :bottle:
I'm very much in favor of innovative processes.
Boobies...
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
....& salad?!?
An interesting combination....
I'll bring the Mayonnaise!
Originally posted by binnie
An interesting combination....
I'll bring the Mayonnaise!
Nice cuntribution... LOL.
KiD
From where?Originally posted by binnie
An interesting combination....
I'll bring the Mayonnaise!
I hope its not from where I think its from.
There's no room for hope.
I knew a girl called Hope once.....Originally posted by Wawazat
There's no room for hope.
She was such a pessimist...
Then you brought the mayonnaise along, guess it's all good now...
Yes, she Grabbed it!
Bowl!
I always identified with the younger generation. Does everybody have a phone book handy? I like fist fighting, which makes me a very good role model. Set your own goals.
Just don't throw any bowling balls at my windows.
Twistin' by the pool.
We did drop a bowling ball out of a 4th story window in college..............
Ah......"Mem-ories!!!"
I bet that landed with one hell of a bang!
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Yup....talk aboot WASTED YOUTH:p
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long story short...Carmax tried to sell me an suv with nonworking four wheel drive last night. It really pissed me off when the manager came out and whispered to my agent," They have too much experience for us to sell them this vehicle, get them away from here and show them another vehicle." I stepped out of the vehicle and tossed the keys at the managers chest and called him "a fucking thief" before I split. Fucking con artists.
On a brighter note I did make it to a mountain birthday party last night and heard a band called LUNG BUTTER. They rocked the mountain top with a load of great covers and a few of their own. They get the vanhalener Choice Award for their outfreakinstanding covers of eight classic Van Halen jams.
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Haulin' Ass!
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Giaganticus Ballsacius...
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Did he make it out?Originally posted by vanhalener
Giaganticus Ballsacius...
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First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Not sure. Bet he did, though.
I'm out of here. Going to make out with vanhalenette. Hopefully, we'll wreck the house in a frenzy
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070613/...dweapon_odd_dc
Weapon fragment from 1800s found in whale
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A fragment of a weapon used by commercial whalers in the 1800s was found in a massive bowhead whale caught off Alaska last month, suggesting it may be more than a century old, officials said Tuesday.
The fragment, from a bomb lance manufactured around 1880, was discovered in a bowhead harvested in the traditional subsistence hunt conducted by Alaska's Inupiat people, said officials from the North Slope Borough, the local government in northernmost Alaska.
The fragment shows that the whale could be nearly 130 years old, said Craig George, a wildlife biologist with the borough's Department of Wildlife Management.
"It was probably at least a yearling when it was struck, because the whalemen never took calves," George said.
The find adds to recent information suggesting that bowhead whales have life spans that extend past a century, he said.
The newly accumulated information includes the discovery of old stone tools, last used in the 1880s, in whales hunted in the early 1990s, as well as analysis of the lenses of whales' eyes, he said.
The fragment of the bomb lance was given to scientists by the Inupiat whalers, George said. This particular device was easy to date because it was patented, he said.
The Inupiat have long said that bowhead whales live for the equivalent of two human lifetimes, George said. "That's their traditional knowledge. We're still catching up," he said.
While commercial whaling is now banned by international agreement, natives from Alaska, the Chukotka region of eastern Russia and Greenland are permitted to hunt a fixed number of whales for traditional, non-commercial consumption. In Alaska, meat from hunted whales is distributed to all residents of the hunters' villages.
Makes me wonder how the whale survived that long or if they have natural durability.
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Last edited by VanHalener; 06-15-2007 at 11:05 PM.
Remember getting up on Saturdays for all those great cartoons, Kung Fu theatre, etc...?
Well F*$#K That
...Saturday morning is better!!!!!! WAHOOOOOOO!!!
Goodnight all.
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You have to see this one...
http://www.ugoto.com/videos/keeping_...sy_@_work.html
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I'm really hoping this is a deleted scene from Weekend at Bernie's.Originally posted by vanhalener
Goodnight all.
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Otherwise, how'd the guy live through it?
Serious ab training, my friend.Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
I'm really hoping this is a deleted scene from Weekend at Bernie's.
Otherwise, how'd the guy live through it?
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