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  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    Behold

    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      In case you motherphuckers weren't paying attention...

      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        And for those of you who know how good it is...



        =ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT LOW VOLUME=
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • hambon4lif
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2810

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          • hambon4lif
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2810

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • VanHalener
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5451

                Van Halen is...

                DLR

                EVH

                AVH

                MIA

                Anything else is hogwash.


                Here in Virginia CVH is about to erupt from my garage. For one reason or another my neighbors here at the end of the road are all gone.

                ~Only You Can Prevent Low Volume~
                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                • VanHalener
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5451

                  Played way too much on the radio, but this is on LP and wide open.

                  ~Jump~

                  ~Panama~ on deck

                  Low Volume is For Suckers
                  ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                  • VanHalener
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5451

                    Took the Ole Painless family shooting this morning. Took Uncle RPK, cousin Sig, Grandpa Mosin-Nagant, and Big Daddy Mossberg to my buddy's massive back yard. On the way home I stopped to air my tires back up and get the mud off my truck, but I drew =VH= in the mud on my tailgate and cleaned around it. The state trooper that showed up to use the air pump said at least I drew the logo right.

                    You're a Roth man, eh?

                    He says
                    Hagar Sucks. He ruined Van Halen.

                    I dropped .75 cents in the machine, pumped his tire up for him, and told him to check out Roth Army before I split.

                    This very loud jam session in my garage is dedicated to that Virginia State Trooper.

                    ~Roth&Roll~

                    OWWWWW!
                    Last edited by VanHalener; 03-01-2011, 11:10 AM.
                    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                    • VanHalener
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5451

                      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                      • VanHalener
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5451

                        Spamuel Gaygar is a disease far worse than cancer
                        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12194

                          How Rude.
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                          • VanHalener
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5451

                            It is true, Van Halen is THE GREATEST rock band ever to gut and skin your ears.

                            It is true, Sammy Hagar is an imposter. You see a fat phuck in stupid shorts and bad hair, but he's an evil clown who looks like Bette and leaves fungus among us whenever he leaves his home.

                            You don't like it, well kiss my black ass.

                            Give me The real Van Halen

                            Or

                            Give me a mallet and let me crush some spam.
                            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                            • Dan
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12194

                              One Time In band Camp I Eat Some...............................
                              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                              • Dave's Bitch
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Apr 2005
                                • 5291

                                did you smile?
                                I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                                Let's get together we can, Get hot

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