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[VanHalener]

I just ordered a six pack of Miller Lite, a pepperoni pizza with anchovies on the side, and a big jug of coke.

When dude gets here I will ask him if he prefers Dave or that fat fuck Hagar.

Proof is in the pudding, bitches!

OWWWWW!

[VanHalener]

Alright, this cat is from Mongolia and his opinion made even me nervous with the aggressiveness of his response. I fervently believe that if I had been a Hagar fan he would have taken the pizza back and punched my lights out.

There's your pudding motherphucker!

Paisano's Rocks!

Cranking Fight The Good Fight for Mr Mongolia

=VH= There can be only one

[Nitro Express]

I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.

Hey. I'm only interested if I can be the lunch meat in their sandwich. I could care less if two hot lesbians are happily married together.

[Anonymous]

I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.

My first word.

I even learnt to spell that when I was two.

Had to wrap my tongue around the L something fierce.

Never stopped since.

Cheers! :bottle:

[VanHalener]

I am the Mighty VanHalener, sent
to this earth to remind you there can be only one and fend off the powerful suck of Sammy Hagar.

=VH=
They will kick you square in your Rock & Roll balls!

~OWWWWWW~

[PETE'S BROTHER]

sammy hagar sucks so much, when he dies, the moon will change its orbit

[VanHalener]

Golf ball through a garden hose?!
Sheeeit, Sammy Hagar can suck every course on the PGA through a crazy straw.

That's powerful suck right there, yes sir!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

hagar's suck should be harnessed to power wind turbines, not sing cheesy ballads

[VanHalener]

Sammy Hagar is the gold standard to which all that sucks is held.

[VanHalener]

Sammy Hagar digs up Laura Branigan for sex once a month.

[VanHalener]

OWWWWWWWW!

[VanHalener]

=Van Halen=

Enough badass to kick the shit out of two 800lb gorillas with one Van Halen tied behind their back.

[Dan]

Eat That Pussy.

[VanHalener]

Let me tell you motherphuckers sumthing...

Van Halen in 2011 just might make me want to BBQ some sheep in the stadium parking lot before the show.

I am now giving you sheep

~Fair Warning~

[CROWBAR]

Let me tell you motherphuckers sumthing...

Van Halen in 2011 just might make me want to BBQ some sheep in the stadium parking lot before the show.

I am now giving you sheep

~Fair Warning~

Here's a leftover from the Reno, Nevada show in 2007 tour to start with...