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Eric Clapton
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The smallest guitar in the world is 10 micrometres long with strings 50 nanometres (100 atoms) wide.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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STAND UP AT YOUR DESK!!! or wherever you are!!! Now!!!
Do it with slow 85 year old mans authority.
Hunch your shoulders around your neck.
Lean over slightly with a acient chinese stoop.
Pull both wrist upwards slowly with a I have two six guns on my hips establishment.
Skwint your right eye and gaze around the room at whoever or noone who is in the room and make a gesture that you have just lit the quickest ciggarette in the history of ciggarette smoke lighting.
Say with a sneeky voice ,"I took my acting lessons in 1917" skwint even harder with your right eye, slowly gaze around room.
Slide your non smoking hand into your Tuxedo dinner jacket, they will KNOW you are wearing one, and turn and strollout of the room.
Ok you have done it...if you do this no one will ever doubt your abilities agin
I WILL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS IN THE MEZZANINE!!!!2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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It is completely obvious that owls are full of shit.
Three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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"...Tootsie Industries, Inc. reports that it has received over 20,000 letters telling them how many licks it took for the writer to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop..."~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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Not only did Steve Austin cost 6 million dollars, he is also the only man known to have had a fist fight with BigFoot.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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The other night I was bored & tried to sweep the boards. Almost made it too! I will do better next time.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Get.. Me.... HOMER LANSKRITY!!!
Sir, Home Land Security ,... is that what you want ?
Well,........ I am not concerned with his knighthood status . but get him too!2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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Three of my favorite movie quotes...
"God didn't make Rambo, I did."
"I don't think it's nice, you laughing at my mule."
"Wow. Great Niborg, man!"~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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The real Van Halen is back
But don't start thinking this thread has any purpose.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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