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I'm on my bOat in the driveway after about 8 hours of a G.I. party.
So what I am trying to tell you pukes is Ozzy is ripping my AO a new asshole.
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Odd questions I wonder the answers to.......................
So everyone has heard that Clinton is a vegan now. So I have wondered. What's it like to shit vegan?
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Got a brand new Oakland scarf right here
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The cat is now away till Sunday.
It's time for this mouse to kickstart the festivities with a blue electric guitar.
I call it my Roth Army Axe.
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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i posted that in one of "tob" the "bot" threads...
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Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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Attention ladies...
I demand you show me your breasts, please.
Post pictures here or in my in box.
Thank you
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Didn't work.
That's BS!!!
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it just takes time......
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Dear Santa,
I know it's a little early for this, but I wonder if you would mind reviewing my history a bit early this year so you can have time to work out my request. I have been pretty good this year ( unless you count the preschoolers prostitute ring) and I have tried to be a good citizen (unless you count all those times I sold dope disguised as a nun) so please grant me one wish this year.
I would like you to go all baby seal on Spammy Hagar and bring M.I.A. back to 5150. Sammy has been very bad this year, just look at th BS that has erupted from this fat clown. Please take a club with you when you visit the Hagar house and beat spammy down like an angry Eskimo beats down a baby seal for lunch and a new coat. He deserves it, and if you do this I will be a good boy from now on. (unless of course you count all the time I plan to spend muff diving in public)
When you arrive at 5150 with Mike and find Ed to be combative, please just beat him like a baby seal too and take all the recordings with you. They will make great presents you can give out to the Roth Army.
Thanks Santa. You're the muthaphuckin' man!!!Last edited by VanHalener; 09-06-2011, 09:00 AM.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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