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  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    Oh yeah...
    (lights a smoke)

    I have two blood red records from the clan Van Halen

    Would you like to borrow my records and sound system, Sammy?
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        Today I will be offering free breast examinations via pictures in private messages.
        Please send a front and side shot of your breasts to my mail box today and I will get right back to you with my findings.

        Thank you
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • hambon4lif
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2810


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          • VanHalener
            ROCKSTAR

            • Nov 2006
            • 5451

            I've been around since the 1960's, Jack!
            Wtf has got to do with any damned thing?
            I'll tell you man...

            It's 2012, and this year I got to get the f#€% down with the real Van Halen, live and in color, in Washington DC.

            That's wtf it's got to do with it, Jack!
            Last edited by VanHalener; 06-03-2012, 02:09 AM.
            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              Godzilla (ゴジラ, Gojira) (/ɡɒdˈzɪlə/; [ɡodʑiɽa]( listen)) is a daikaijū, a Japanese movie monster, first appearing in Ishirō Honda's 1954 film Godzilla

              ~Just don't piss him off~
              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • VanHalener
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5451

                It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                • VanHalener
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5451

                  In a recent study it was found that Sammy Hagar causes Syphilis in lab rats.
                  ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                  • Jérôme Frenchise
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 7173

                    Got news about Savicki by chance. Doing well in a Japanese port, where he was adopted.
                    Hasn't changed at all, except they call him Lala:

                    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21833

                      Gojira....starring a young man with 2 black eyes in a black suit. From America.

                      A homo who won every single murder trial he was a part of.....save one.

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                      • envy_me
                        Swedish Love Pump
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 7180

                        Who is Steve Savicki?
                        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49125

                          Originally posted by envy_me
                          Who is Steve Savicki?
                          Click here to learn how you use Google.

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                          • envy_me
                            Swedish Love Pump
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 7180

                            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                            Thank you. But I meant what's his nickname?
                            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49125

                              Nickname? WTF are you taking about?

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                              • envy_me
                                Swedish Love Pump
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 7180

                                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                Nickname? WTF are you taking about?
                                What is he called on this site?? Elvis? Carrot? Angel? Nickdfresh? Or is steve savicki his screen name?
                                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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