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~Only you can prevent low volume~
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And now a word on oral hygiene...
A man can build a thousand bridges
But he sucks one dick
And he'll always be remembered as a cocksucker.
PerfectOriginally posted by Matt White
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEBwP...eature=related
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Nice!Originally posted by VanHalener
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1985
The year it happened.
Holy Mother Of Pearl...
I'm lit...give me a minute...
This woman laden skirt wrote history, Jack!
I'll never lie to you...
So I'm on my way to Grandmas house...
No wait...
Let me take you back...
Or was it '84...
So, I'm taking a class off campus and this freakin' smoking' hot, 5'sumthing body from the archives walks towards her desk right behind me...
Let me tell you, in all honesty, Patty was sooooo fucking sexy
Yes sir, it was the summer of '84...
"VanHalener, I heard you talking about going to your grandmas house later?"
I reply, "That's right, what's on your mind?"
Friendly chuckle...
Casualy leans in...
Drops me fire mission digits on a piece of paper, shows me some of that incredible left leg, and leaves me Titanium, Jack...
TITANIUM
So mom needs me to drive 30-40 minutes to grandmas to drop some things off...
Patty's house just happened to be on the way.
knock knock
Comb hair with fingers
Adjust package
Deep breath
Waiting...
top lock unlocked
bottom lock unlocked
door opens...
Tin Hut, motherfucker!
5' maybe 3"
Long dark hair
Light tan skin
Black & White bikini
Chachingitychingching!
If I only knew
...what greatness...
...I know now...
Ha ha!
WAHOOOOO!
A Diver Is Born, Again...
Last edited by VanHalener; 02-03-2008 at 04:17 AM.
Patty just so happens to like to take charge, and since I am about to climb Mt Tanaka without high altitude climbing experience I am alright with her leading the ascent.
Am I boring you yet?
Alright, so like the sun's carona ain't got shit on the heat of this situation enough already when she asks me...
Would you mind if my girlfriend comes over?
now, I can take this two ways, right?
You're not doing your duty, man...
Or...
U lucky bastard...
She never came while I was there
...but it was no matter: after all, while Patty and I waited for her to come I learned the Way of the Ninja. (can I get a cato1 or a cato2?)
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