This Thread Has No Purpose...

[VanHalener]

Another righteous smack down of the Rock and the Roll.

Freakin sweet!!!

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Girl went bad several times here at the end of the road but we never saw a cop. Whew, I love my freagin' neighbors!



=VH=

[VanHalener]

This is the real Van Halen



Love it that EVH looks like EVIL. That's Karma, or some sushi like that.





Lighten up ED!

[VanHalener]

Squeezed and tickled my 5 string enough tonight. My girl is fast asleep and I think I'll go wake her up a little bit one time, one time.

Hitting the rack with hope for =VH= in 2010.


Holy SHIT


2010!

Van Halen in 2010



Wouldn't that be sumthin'?!

(fingers crossed)

[GO-SPURS-GO]

This thread has a purpose now!

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[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

(jk ladies )

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Thumbs Down on Japanese Snuggie | This Is Just Stupid!

[thome]

There is no purpose to Kansas City Tourism, it is just the best place to wreck up stuff if you are a fat ...wanted, raging bitch...this hag was wanted in connection for a murder and is now a few days after making her youtube starring role in jail.

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[VanHalener]

That bitch needs a good tazing and a wood shampoo.



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[VanHalener]

This fooking Marine cracks me up...
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[VanHalener]

: Russian suicidal chicken hangs itself on a fence (pic)



A chicken killed itself on the fence of one of the village residents in the Tula region of Russia. An eyewitness of the unimaginable bird suicide says that he was resting on a couch, when his wife rushed into the house and said that a chicken had just committed suicide by hanging itself on the neighbor's fence.

When then man came out to have a look at what was happening, he saw a chicken hanging on the fence indeed. The chicken was apparently trying to fly over the fence, but did not have enough force to surmount the obstacle. The man's son said that the chicken probably decided to kill itself being unable to lead the horrible life in the provincial village. The chicken is a vulnerable and sensitive bird that might not have the energy to handle stressful situations. Most likely, the Russian suicidal chicken has lost the will to live. The poor bird was not left hanging on the fence: it was cooked and eaten.

[VanHalener]

My neighbor broke her arm snowboarding and asked me to sign her cast. Yeah I screwed it up, but it's bold and proud on her 21 year old arm.

[thome]

: Russian suicidal chicken hangs itself on a fence (pic)



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Honestly officer I thought I could get more leverage with my pants around my ankles...well, I was trying to push the sheep.. I mean chicken thru the fence, then when that wasn't working I thought pulling back.... and then.... well I thought if I pulled then pushed, really fast ...it .......

Well, that's understandable, but I have a question ?

What officer ?

Why are you wearing a condom.?

Well, it kinda looks like it might rain.

[jhale667]

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[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Honestly officer I thought I could get more leverage with my pants around my ankles...well, I was trying to push the sheep.. I mean chicken thru the fence, then when that wasn't working I thought pulling back.... and then.... well I thought if I pulled then pushed, really fast ...it .......

Well, that's understandable, but I have a question ?

What officer ?

Why are you wearing a condom.?

Well, it kinda looks like it might rain.

are you a meth user?

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[thome]

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[VanHalener]

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[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

Account inactive?! Youuu bastards!




Food for thought...

[VanHalener]

I like to deploy my bomber at, I say deploy my bomber at dusk.

[VanHalener]

Flagpole? We don't need no stinkin' flagpole!

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[VanHalener]

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[standin]

Written and directed by Nicholas Jasenovec.

A portrait of Dr. Richard J. Bing on his hundredth birthday.

Programmer's Notes: After being awarded the Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival for his much beloved feature film debut 'Paper Heart,' Nicholas Jasenovec returns this year with this delightful short documentary of an exceptional man turning 100-years-old. Shortly before his centennial birthday celebration, the film's subject, Dr. Richard S. Bing, learned of the Bing search engine and wrote a letter to Microsoft about his life and upcoming milestone. Jasenovec, who was at work scripting a feature with writing partner Bill Hader, was asked to meet with the man, and instantly knew he wanted to make a short about Dr. Bing. When asked if there's anything he wishes to pass on to the film's audiences, Dr. Bing provides these words of wisdom: "Sometimes a ripe fruit has more flavor than one straight from the tree!"

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[VanHalener]

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[VanHalener]

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[Robert McCall]

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[VanHalener]

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[VanHalener]

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[PETE'S BROTHER]

bueno has a kid?