Behold
Behold
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In case you motherphuckers weren't paying attention...
And for those of you who know how good it is...
=ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT LOW VOLUME=
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Van Halen is...
DLR
EVH
AVH
MIA
Anything else is hogwash.
Here in Virginia CVH is about to erupt from my garage. For one reason or another my neighbors here at the end of the road are all gone.
~Only You Can Prevent Low Volume~
Played way too much on the radio, but this is on LP and wide open.
~Jump~
~Panama~ on deck
Low Volume is For Suckers
Took the Ole Painless family shooting this morning. Took Uncle RPK, cousin Sig, Grandpa Mosin-Nagant, and Big Daddy Mossberg to my buddy's massive back yard. On the way home I stopped to air my tires back up and get the mud off my truck, but I drew =VH= in the mud on my tailgate and cleaned around it. The state trooper that showed up to use the air pump said at least I drew the logo right.
You're a Roth man, eh?
He says
Hagar Sucks. He ruined Van Halen.
I dropped .75 cents in the machine, pumped his tire up for him, and told him to check out Roth Army before I split.
This very loud jam session in my garage is dedicated to that Virginia State Trooper.
~Roth&Roll~
OWWWWW!
Last edited by VanHalener; 03-01-2011 at 10:10 AM.
Spamuel Gaygar is a disease far worse than cancer
How Rude.
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It is true, Van Halen is THE GREATEST rock band ever to gut and skin your ears.
It is true, Sammy Hagar is an imposter. You see a fat phuck in stupid shorts and bad hair, but he's an evil clown who looks like Bette and leaves fungus among us whenever he leaves his home.
You don't like it, well kiss my black ass.
Give me The real Van Halen
Or
Give me a mallet and let me crush some spam.
SunisinuS (03-20-2011)
One Time In band Camp I Eat Some...............................
did you smile?
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Dudes came by at 7:15 to turn on our sprinkler system for the yard. I asked the dude if he liked Van Halen because I was about to fire one up and crank the angry ones in the garage while they work.
He said he likes some of Eddie's guitar work with Hagar, but Van Hagar is pretty boring music. "Too much love songs and not enough Rock"
"Can you play some original Van Halen?"
I tipped the dude 25 bones for his good work on the repairs we needed and cut him a cd for his work truck.
Even the sprinkler companies out here think Hagar is a clown. More solid proof that Hagar sucks, should be slapped around like a red headed step child, and kicked the phuck out of my country.
When I am president I promise to banish Sammy Hagar.
-Vote VanHalener-
OWWWWWW!
Listen up you fuckin' muthafuckers.
Van Halen is on the fringe if beating your ass into submission.
Just wait
Just wait
=VH= 2011
~OWWWWWW~
SunisinuS (03-20-2011)
I'm just happy you brought back the little cutie wearing the ballcap avatar. I was beginning to miss her around here.
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I had a request for that fine piece of American Beauty to be put back up on my avatar. She's as mighty a piece of gold as Van Halen is Great.Originally Posted by sadaist
I'm just happy you brought back the little cutie wearing the ballcap avatar. I was beginning to miss her around here.
Not that Van Hagar crap.
I'm talkin' the real Van Halen.
Straight to you from JD
East Coast Motherphuckers.
Turned up at 3:18am
~OWWWWWW~
My girl loves the publicity
Last edited by VanHalener; 03-20-2011 at 03:27 AM.
I am getting the phuck down with Earth Wind and Fire
If you don't like that
You can Kiss my black ass!
~Only you can prevent low volume~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu9vQ...eature=related
VH 2011 Fuckers!
You can kiss my White Ass all you stupid motherfuckers!
Mighty VH until the DAY I DIE.
~Only you can prevent low volume~
Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-20-2011 at 04:43 AM. Reason: Fuck you for reading this!!!
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This post has no purpose
~OWWWWWW~
Who is she BTW? Kind of looks like porn star Bunny Bleu back in her prime.I had a request for that fine piece of American Beauty to be put back up on my avatar. She's as mighty a piece of gold as Van Halen is Great.
Not that Van Hagar crap.
I'm talkin' the real Van Halen.
Straight to you from JD
East Coast Motherphuckers.
Turned up at 3:18am
~OWWWWWW~
My girl loves the publicity
\m/ \m/
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Just some hot babe on a 6 foot poster that I have taped to my shower wall.
How Very Rude.
I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.
I'm not quite as tolerant as you, I have an additional caveat: they have to let me videotape the honeymoon.
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VanHalener (03-24-2011)
The non-stick pan
PHUCK THAT
So I have been entertaining friends and neighbors for several hours...
Before we closed shop I asked my one neighbor if he would like to hear some Van Hagar.
The phaking puke said he would rather hear some Van Halen.
More solid evidence that you suck, Gheygar!
~You are now free to do shit around the cabin~
I just ordered a six pack of Miller Lite, a pepperoni pizza with anchovies on the side, and a big jug of coke.
When dude gets here I will ask him if he prefers Dave or that fat fuck Hagar.
Proof is in the pudding, bitches!
OWWWWW!
Alright, this cat is from Mongolia and his opinion made even me nervous with the aggressiveness of his response. I fervently believe that if I had been a Hagar fan he would have taken the pizza back and punched my lights out.
There's your pudding motherphucker!
Paisano's Rocks!
Cranking Fight The Good Fight for Mr Mongolia
=VH= There can be only one
Last edited by VanHalener; 03-26-2011 at 12:14 AM.
Hey. I'm only interested if I can be the lunch meat in their sandwich. I could care less if two hot lesbians are happily married together.I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.
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My first word.I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.
I even learnt to spell that when I was two.
Had to wrap my tongue around the L something fierce.
Never stopped since.
Cheers! :bottle:
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I am the Mighty VanHalener, sent
to this earth to remind you there can be only one and fend off the powerful suck of Sammy Hagar.
=VH=
They will kick you square in your Rock & Roll balls!
~OWWWWWW~
sammy hagar sucks so much, when he dies, the moon will change its orbit
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VanHalener (03-28-2011)
Golf ball through a garden hose?!
Sheeeit, Sammy Hagar can suck every course on the PGA through a crazy straw.
That's powerful suck right there, yes sir!
hagar's suck should be harnessed to power wind turbines, not sing cheesy ballads
Sammy Hagar is the gold standard to which all that sucks is held.
Sammy Hagar digs up Laura Branigan for sex once a month.
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