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  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    So mom needs me to drive 30-40 minutes to grandmas to drop some things off...

    Patty's house just happened to be on the way.
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      knock knock

      Comb hair with fingers

      Adjust package

      Deep breath

      Waiting...
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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        top lock unlocked

        bottom lock unlocked

        door opens...
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        • VanHalener
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5451

          Tin Hut, motherfucker!
          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • VanHalener
            ROCKSTAR

            • Nov 2006
            • 5451

            5' maybe 3"

            Long dark hair

            Light tan skin

            Black & White bikini

            Chachingitychingching!

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              If I only knew
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              • VanHalener
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5451

                ...what greatness...
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                • VanHalener
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5451

                  ...I know now...

                  Ha ha!

                  WAHOOOOO!
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                  • VanHalener
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5451

                    A Diver Is Born, Again...
                    Last edited by VanHalener; 02-03-2008, 05:17 AM.
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                    • VanHalener
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5451

                      Patty just so happens to like to take charge, and since I am about to climb Mt Tanaka without high altitude climbing experience I am alright with her leading the ascent.


                      Am I boring you yet?
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                      • VanHalener
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5451

                        Alright, so like the sun's carona ain't got shit on the heat of this situation enough already when she asks me...
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                        • VanHalener
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5451

                          Would you mind if my girlfriend comes over?
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                          • VanHalener
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5451

                            now, I can take this two ways, right?

                            You're not doing your duty, man...

                            Or...

                            U lucky bastard...
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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451

                              She never came while I was there
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                              • VanHalener
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5451

                                ...but it was no matter: after all, while Patty and I waited for her to come I learned the Way of the Ninja. (can I get a cato1 or a cato2?)
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