OWWWWWWWW!
OWWWWWWWW!
~Only you can prevent low volume~
=Van Halen=
Enough badass to kick the shit out of two 800lb gorillas with one Van Halen tied behind their back.
Eat That Pussy.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Let me tell you motherphuckers sumthing...
Van Halen in 2011 just might make me want to BBQ some sheep in the stadium parking lot before the show.
I am now giving you sheep
~Fair Warning~
Here's a leftover from the Reno, Nevada show in 2007 tour to start with...Originally Posted by VanHalener
me, my buddy "dentist" and the band "autumn's end" at the rainbow room on sunset blvd.
autumn's end.jpg
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Man asks me if I would like to buy some mulch to help support a local Boy Scout troop. I asked him how much money per bag does the troop get and he said they get two bucks per bag that cost $4.50 each.
Hey, it's the Boy Scouts, WTF.
I asked the scout master, "Who do you prefer as frontman for Van Halen?"
He said without hesitation, "David Lee Roth, why?"
I said, "Good answer. You are a go at this station. Load my bed up with 50 bags."
You see, even the Boy Scouts of America prefer Diamond David Lee Roth over Fat Spamulous Hagar and Gary forgettable What's His Name.
More proof that Van Halen rocks, Sammy Hagar sucks cochs, and every radio and set of speakers deserve only the best.
=VH=
I want every one of you motherphuckers to crank Top Jimmy right now and report back here when you are done.
Now MOVE!!!
Top JimmEH!!! He da king...
Cheers! :bottle:
Good work.
You are a go at this station.
Carry on!
Hells yeah!
mucho mulch
Swallow Falls (western Maryland)
http://i508.photobucket.com/albums/s...r/0ab550da.mp4
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Let me make a few things perfectly clear for you muthaphuckerz...
1. Trying to upload this or that from an iPhone is a bunch of bullshit. (just like how my man BigFoot never getting any good press)
2. The picture in my last post is of Muddy Creek Falls, not Swallow Creek. The falls you see there are within Swallow Falls State Park in western Maryland. (Swallow falls are beautiful but less impressive)
3. After consulting my vast network of worldwide resources of intelligence gathering it remains a known fact that Sammy Hagar is still the source of all that sucks.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...ck-hole-earth/
A Korean satellite has caught an eye-catching view of sammy in Mexico known for a deep, rocky hole -- and talent sosucky that they earned it the name hagar, a name that means "black hole."
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...#ixzz1KGHBv1Ya
I have no respect for any sumbitch that fails to CRANK Mean Street right now!
~Only you can prevent being a pussy~
Get the sand out and crank that shit, ya phucks!
And if you fuck up and the sand in your vagina is too abrassive then I Don't Wanna Hear about it Later!
Good thing there are no penalties for posting while drinking.
OWWWWWW!
This is me trying to hook lips on bass and walleye at Deep Creek Lake Maryland during spring break.
That is not important.
What is important is that you cannot see that I had earphones in and was cranking classic Van Halen as I waded around the joint.
Classic Van Halen
NONE of that Van Hagar Spammy infected cheese laden bullshit
=Carry On=
Edit:
Wrong thread. What a cunt I am.
Last edited by Shaun Ponsonby; 04-25-2011 at 01:52 PM. Reason: None of your fucking business
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
Washington DC this afternoon
When I open my own pron movie store I will name it this
(Falls Church, Va)
Damn.
=VH=
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Last edited by SunisinuS; 04-27-2011 at 09:47 PM. Reason: Come on...Raise your hands! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfG3VXaasF0&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
"Deep Creek" Lake..."Swallow" Falls...Sounds like you already have a name for your porn shop!
Seriously...I drove to D.C. about 2 months ago. First time I drove there from Ohio...Got into WV and after a while, I couldn't wait to get outta the WV hills...I thought, "Maryland will be flatter".
Holy fuck, was I wrong!
It is beautiful, has lots of hills, and the chick that works at the Exxon in Oakland has a world class behind and the finest pair of legs I have seen in a skirt in a long time.
Too bad she's got a face that looks like a turtle's but puckering.
~Eight beers and I'd hit it~
OWWWWW!
Too bad she's got a face that looks like a turtle's but puckering.
How Very Rude,JD.
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
A muff is enough
This post has no purpose
this post ha
http://www.theonion.com/articles/vel...rk-dies,20191/
Velociraptor From 'Jurassic Park' Dies
Arlington
Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb.
The survivor is born.
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