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    Branigan was not cremated. Laura's ashes were not scattered.
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    Sammy Hagar tends bar in a gay club and slurps baby sauce in the bathroom during his breaks.

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    Sammy still lived up in the San Fransisco bay area even when he was in Van Halen. I guess Hollywood wasn't gay enough for him. If you looked under the seats of Sammy's car you would find Castro District hotel receipts and a jar of anal lube.
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    A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

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    Uranus does not have a liquid metallic core like the other gas giants. Uranus has 13 faint rings that are dark and difficult to see.

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    According to The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    Uranus does not have a liquid metallic core like the other gas giants. Uranus has 13 faint rings that are dark and difficult to see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    According to The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
    speak for yourself......
    errrrr......
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    According to The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
    during?

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    Not sure. Let me know if you run into the situation and so I can keep my records updated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    during?
    LOL....answering that would be admission....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    LOL....answering that would be admission....lol
    however, it would also be useful ~data~ for vanhalener. do it for science!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    however, it would also be useful ~data~ for vanhalener. do it for science!
    lol...VanHalener caught my "scientific input" earlier......

    scroll up....lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    lol...VanHalener caught my "scientific input" earlier......

    scroll up....lolol
    not necessarily a "during"' adminission

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    I feel I have completed documenting my vagina research in my new book called
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    It's a quick read actually...

    page 1. Large color picture of a vagina

    page 2. in bold letters "Vaginas are awesome. There have only been several bad vaginas on the planet and one of them belonged to Spammy Hagar's mother."

    page 3. Full color picture of two vaginas
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    not necessarily a "during"' adminission

    lolol.....sweetheart, I can think of better things to do than to eat salty chips DURING.......

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    State-approved cultivation of marijuana is months away, but a Scottsdale school is gearing up to teach students how to grow medicinal buds for chronic health conditions.

    Green Horizons University is opening in the Papago Plaza shopping center at Scottsdale and McDowell roads, next to the Red Kimichi Korean Restaurant, Holy Hill Acupuncture and the Flower Cart.

    School director Dan Halbert said there was a need for medical-marijuana education before dispensaries and cultivation centers open across Arizona later this year.



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    As I open a beer and crank my angry Friday night speakers in a Hagar Free Zone I salute you and the Friday night rocking you are about to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    As I open a beer and crank my angry Friday night speakers in a Hagar Free Zone I salute you and the Friday night rocking you are about to do.

    Don't be a pussy...

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    lol...cranking.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    As I open a beer and crank my angry Friday night speakers in a Hagar Free Zone I salute you and the Friday night rocking you are about to do.

    Don't be a pussy...

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    28-year-old Sheyla Hershey of Brazil is the proud owner of the world's largest breasts --- 38KKK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    28-year-old Sheyla Hershey of Brazil is the proud owner of the world's largest breasts --- 38KKK.
    A black screen is all I see when I am there.


    <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FyBlOe2cT1Y?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FyBlOe2cT1Y?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>

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    I am on an iPhone and can't load the pic. Put it up in a little while.

    Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.

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    Sleeping facedown won't deflate your breasts, but it can make them misshapen over time.

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    When a woman is sexually aroused her breasts become even larger. They can be about 25% larger at those moments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    I am on an iPhone and can't load the pic. Put it up in a little while.

    Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.
    Get the Fuck off your Iphone Yuppy Pussy.

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    Dow Chemical even as we speak is designing.

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    Thumbs up

    People worldwide are having sex for the first time at an average age of 17.3

    I did it at 18 with a chick named Patty.
    She had on a black and white bikini.

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