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[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

Happy Mothers Day Ladies! I only wish I could have fathered all of your children.

~OWWWWWW~

[Steve Savicki]

...other than to piss off Steve Savicki.

On that note alone, I think it's worth keeping around, don't you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIyjouUp7QM
Vah Halen - Best Of Both Worlds

possibly the best Van Halen performance ever. . .i miss the David Lee Roth years, too, but to me this was the one.

(NOTE: i own no copyrights, etc to this video.)

[Unchainme]

So, my following questions are this:
Why did you go out of your way to delete peoples offline content, such as their photobucket albums without at least approaching them about it?
Why do you spam the forums, and trash talk them off site, without even stating here your issues of the site?
Why do you keep coming back if you have an issue with how said site is run, or the users, most of which cannot stand who you represent, and what you post?

answer up steve, prove to the whole world you're not autistic, and can hold a conversation with someone.

[Candy Girl]

answer up steve, prove to the whole world you're not autistic, and can hold a conversation with someone.

Of course he's not autistic. You should read the interviews he conducts on his "Jem" board. They definitely have normal thinking processes put into them. He's just a plain old Troll.

[Unchainme]

Of course he's not autistic. You should read the interviews he conducts on his "Jem" board. They definitely have normal thinking processes put into them. He's just a plain old Troll.

I disagree

Making and maintaining friendships often proves to be difficult for children with autism. For them, the quality of friendships, not the number of friends, predicts how lonely they are, despite the common belief that they prefer to be alone.[13] Being on the autism spectrum does not keep children from understanding race and gender stereotypes in a society; like normal children they can learn aspects of stereotypical behaviour by observing their parents' actions.[14]

Savicki's possibly best at interacting with only one person around, he's not used to being around a big group, even if it is online.

[VanHalener]

~Dave Till The Grave~

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://youtu.be/Rx3tYDIhAU4

[VanHalener]

~I can't find my smoke~

[VanHalener]

I just got off the phone with that crrrazy bastage Ace Diamond.
~That's Right~
Little more music in my headphones and I'll tell you more.
~Dood's A Nut Bag~
But So Am I


~They got a lotta shrimps in them Vienams~

[VanHalener]

~They gotta lotta scrimps in them Vietnams too~

STFU SUCKDICKI!

[VanHalener]

A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to take a closer look at the property. He saw the rancher sitting out by the gate and struck up a conversation about the land, weather, etc. Then the cowboy asked the rancher," Is that your dog?" The rancher said "Yup" "Mind if I talk to him?" asked the cowboy. "Darn fool, don't you know dogs can't talk!" The cowboy replied, "So what's the harm? May I?" The rancher shrugged, "Go right ahead."
The cowboy ambled up to the dog and said, "Howdy!"
The dog replied, "Hello."
The rancher's eyes popped wide open. The cowboy continued,
"Is this your master?"
"Yep, he sure is," said the dog
"Does he treat you all right?" "Sure does. He feeds me, he lets me sleep inside and every day he takes me to the lake to play."
The rancher was dumbfounded. The cowboy said to the rancher, "Is that your horse over there?" "Yes." "Do you mind if I talk to him?" The rancher replied, "Now, I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk." "Well, then what would it hurt?" "Go right ahead."
The cowboy said to the horse, "Hello." The horse replied, "Hello."
The rancher stood there with his jaw on the ground. The cowboy asked,
"Is that your owner?" "Yup, sure is." "He treat you okay?"
"Sure," replied the horse, tossing his mane, "he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, feeds me good and he keeps me in the barn out of the bad weather."
The cowboy looked satisfied and turned to the rancher,
"Are those your sheep over there?"
The rancher got a strained look on his face and stammered,
"Them sheep out there, they 're nothing but a bunch of liars!"

[Blaze]

Dear Local Radio Station,
Please quit playing the song, "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" or explain what an unnatural woman is exactly.

un·nat·u·ral
adjective /ˌənˈnaCH(ə)rəl/ 

Contrary to the ordinary course of nature; abnormal
- death by unnatural causes

Not existing in nature; artificial
- the artificial turf looks an unnatural green

Affected or stilted
- the formal tone of the programs caused them to sound stilted and unnatural

Lacking feelings of kindness and sympathy that are considered to be natural
- they condemned her as an unnatural woman

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...6bcc5982231d65

[Blaze]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thetic...ique-hairstyle

Donald Trump is finally coming clean on one of the more enduring follicular mysteries of the modern age: his hair.

[VanHalener]

The verbally flatulent Sammy Hagar has an enormous amount of suck coursing through his body.
In fact, the ultimate suck that is Sammy Hagar is so powerful it could suck an entire redwood forest though the eye of a needle in just over one second.

[Steve Savicki]

Maybe Sammy nominates himself a winner because he sings "Winner Takes It All":

[VanHalener]

Gnats live for about four months.

[VanHalener]

In 1940 Hormel hired George Burns to advertise SPAM on the radio.

[Blaze]

There is still the question of what exactly is an unnatural woman. Pictures will not be forthcoming.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

chaz bono

[ThrillsNSpills]

chaz bono

Don't get me started.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Somewhere there's a vagina in a box marked medical waste.

[Nitro Express]

There is still the question of what exactly is an unnatural woman. Pictures will not be forthcoming.

Sammy Hagar. You don't really think Sam's a dude? Why do you think Sam can hit all the high notes? Because Sam has no balls. I think Sam is the result of some secret government experiment that went horribly wrong.

[Blaze]

yes, sammy is an unnatural woman.
Have you seen his tits?

[jero]

Sammy Hagar. You don't really think Sam's a dude? Why do you think Sam can hit all the high notes? Because Sam has no balls. I think Sam is the result of some secret government experiment that went horribly wrong.

[VanHalener]

More bird species live in China than any other place in the world.

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

The speculum gynos use in 2011 dates all the way back to the technological age of 1300 B.C.E. It got a shout-out in an old Hebrew tome called the Talmud. A speculum identical to the models used today was unearthed in some girl’s rubble at Pompeii.

[VanHalener]

Vagina means “sheath” or “scabbard,” a sword holder, in Latin. So, ladies,

en guarde!

[VanHalener]

Tatiana Kozhevnikov possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina and can lift 31 lbs.

[Candy Girl]

Tatiana Kozhevnikov possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina and can lift 31 lbs.

Well that's a tough muff.

[Candy Girl]

Hey, VH'ner I found you a new avatar or T-shirt logo:

[VanHalener]

~Awwww Yeah~

See now, my Roth Army babe friend understands.

A muff is enough

OWWWWWW!

[sadaist]

Hey, VH'ner I found you a new avatar or T-shirt logo:

Aw dammit. It took me months to get him to put the blonde cutie with the ballcap back in there. Oh well. If you do end up replacing her VH, you should bring her back like 1 month a year as a reunion tour of sorts.