This Thread Has No Purpose...

[sadaist]

Tatiana Kozhevnikov possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina and can lift 31 lbs.

I've been nearby to the worlds strongest smelling vagina. Guinness refused to get close enough to give her the world record prize though.

[SunisinuS]

Red Neck Doorbell.

[sadaist]

Red Neck Doorbell.

HAHA. Almost would have been better if they used the deers ass as the flag pole holder. Hmmmm.....maybe a mock-up of Bin Ladens ass would work better.

[VanHalener]

Aw dammit. It took me months to get him to put the blonde cutie with the ballcap back in there. Oh well. If you do end up replacing her VH, you should bring her back like 1 month a year as a reunion tour of sorts.

There shall be be equal time allotted. Once I'm back on a computer it's on.

Roth Army Chicks

~Awwww Yeah~

[VanHalener]

I have an urgent message from Ace Diamond...

"Roth and Roll
Muthatruckers!"

You know you want him back.

[VanHalener]

I am on the phone, speaker phone with Ace while he plays live guitar...

[Anonymous]

I have an urgent message from Ace Diamond...

"Roth and Roll
Muthatruckers!"

You know you want him back.

No.

Please God, no!

For the love of all that is good and holy, NO!

I can't think of anything I would hate more.

Cheers! :bottle:

[VanHalener]

I was cut off during his solo

Calling back...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Tatiana Kozhevnikov possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina and can lift 31 lbs.

It can open a bottle of Budweiser from across the room, and dust the table on the way.

[ThrillsNSpills]

I was cut off during his solo

Calling back...

That's the excuse I would have used too.

[Candy Girl]

I have an urgent message from Ace Diamond...

"Roth and Roll
Muthatruckers!"

You know you want him back.

[SunisinuS]

L o L

[fifth element]

love it!

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

LMAO

[VanHalener]

My baby finally popped her cherry...






So my sweet girl and I have been together for a dozen years and she finally took the plunge and disagreed with me when I disarmed myself when five cop cars showed up right out front... Let me put some music on and I'll fill you in...

[VanHalener]

The verbal battle that was going on tonight at my neighbor's house drew a police response.
When the cops showed up like a Japanese surfing festival I emptied my .45 and stuck the loose round and mag in my back pocket. My girl was standing in the open door when I unloaded my concealed weapon and handed it to her and asked her to stow it.
"What?!" (she sounded pissed)
"We are in our garage, so why put your Sig away? (Sig, bitches, Sig! She called that shit a Sig)
OWWWWW!
I about busted a vessel when my baby popped her cherry and asked me to stay armed. She understands the need for firepower, but she doesn't have to like it.
When I told her that officers may want to talk with us, and the last thing a cop wants to see is a pistol on a call, she agreed to walk my gear upstairs. She did not know my new AR15 was in the house and about four steps away, but she understood we were prepping a cop friendly environment, an important oasis for America's every day infantry. Boot's on the ground, baby, boots on the ground.
Anyway, tonight my baby popped her cherry and stood up for her rights and mine to posses the means to help control the paper target population and I phucking love it.

The AR15 was just inside the door for Chupacabra. I keep two at the ready in case Chupacabra attack police out front or out back.


~Fuck an A Hooah~

[VanHalener]

My AR15 was unloaded and undergoing a post shipping cleaning of cosmoline before I put her in the house.

~And Knowing is Half the Battle~

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[Nitro Express]

[Nitro Express]

HAHA. Almost would have been better if they used the deers ass as the flag pole holder. Hmmmm.....maybe a mock-up of Bin Ladens ass would work better.

I would be afraid it would blow shit all over me after I pushed the button.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I would be afraid it would blow shit all over me after I pushed the button.

...........overheard at the local gay bar

[VanHalener]

She was enjoying playing with the seatbelt between her two beauties. Kept looking in the mirror and fine tuning her seatbelt adjustments.

[VanHalener]

Wish I was a seat belt in her car
OWWWWWWWW!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

it looks like her belly button is gettin' burned up like an ant in a magnifyin' glass

[VanHalener]

Red-eyed tree frogs come from rain forests of Costa Rica in Central America. They have bright red eyes and are a really bright color of green with blue and yellow stripped sides.

[VanHalener]

Today at 1:00pm, EST, Sammy Hagar will dig up Laura Branigan from his back yard and sexually abuse her corpse for one hour.

[mh5150]

you ever wonder why you wonder

[ThrillsNSpills]

[VanHalener]

Most dogfights during the Vietnam War lasted 45 seconds or less.

[Dan]

That's What She Said.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

inflation blows

[PETE'S BROTHER]

WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.
Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.
He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body.
"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.
"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."
McCormack's workmates heard his screams and ran to him, quickly releasing a safety valve to stop the air flow, said Robbie Petersen, co-owner of the trucking company.
He was rushed to the hospital with terrible swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in McCormack's body, but had not entered his bloodstream.
McCormack, 48, said his skin felt "like a pork roast" — crackling on the outside but soft underneath.

[Nitro Express]

I bet he felt like an inflatable sex doll.

[VanHalener]

As I play my last song of the night, close down the garage and Cerwin-Vegas, and go inside to play a little guitar I want to share four words with you pukes...

=Hear About it Later=


Only you can prevent low volume

[NATEDOG001976]

And I just farted...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110527...iacrimeoffbeat

Aussie woman, 89, beats off bandit with handbag

[Nitro Express]

[Nitro Express]

The thrill of rolling ancient rust.