Originally Posted by VanHalener
I've been nearby to the worlds strongest smelling vagina. Guinness refused to get close enough to give her the world record prize though.
I've been nearby to the worlds strongest smelling vagina. Guinness refused to get close enough to give her the world record prize though.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
Red Neck Doorbell.
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Red Neck Doorbell.
HAHA. Almost would have been better if they used the deers ass as the flag pole holder. Hmmmm.....maybe a mock-up of Bin Ladens ass would work better.
There shall be be equal time allotted. Once I'm back on a computer it's on.
Roth Army Chicks
~Awwww Yeah~
~Only you can prevent low volume~
I have an urgent message from Ace Diamond...
"Roth and Roll
Muthatruckers!"
You know you want him back.
I am on the phone, speaker phone with Ace while he plays live guitar...
No.I have an urgent message from Ace Diamond...
"Roth and Roll
Muthatruckers!"
You know you want him back.
Please God, no!
For the love of all that is good and holy, NO!
I can't think of anything I would hate more.
Cheers! :bottle:
I was cut off during his solo
Calling back...
It can open a bottle of Budweiser from across the room, and dust the table on the way.
That's the excuse I would have used too.
I have an urgent message from Ace Diamond...
"Roth and Roll
Muthatruckers!"
You know you want him back.
L o L
Last edited by SunisinuS; 05-16-2011 at 09:45 PM. Reason: But is is fortified with Hops!
love it!
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
LMAO
My baby finally popped her cherry...
So my sweet girl and I have been together for a dozen years and she finally took the plunge and disagreed with me when I disarmed myself when five cop cars showed up right out front... Let me put some music on and I'll fill you in...
The verbal battle that was going on tonight at my neighbor's house drew a police response.
When the cops showed up like a Japanese surfing festival I emptied my .45 and stuck the loose round and mag in my back pocket. My girl was standing in the open door when I unloaded my concealed weapon and handed it to her and asked her to stow it.
"What?!" (she sounded pissed)
"We are in our garage, so why put your Sig away? (Sig, bitches, Sig! She called that shit a Sig)
OWWWWW!
I about busted a vessel when my baby popped her cherry and asked me to stay armed. She understands the need for firepower, but she doesn't have to like it.
When I told her that officers may want to talk with us, and the last thing a cop wants to see is a pistol on a call, she agreed to walk my gear upstairs. She did not know my new AR15 was in the house and about four steps away, but she understood we were prepping a cop friendly environment, an important oasis for America's every day infantry. Boot's on the ground, baby, boots on the ground.
Anyway, tonight my baby popped her cherry and stood up for her rights and mine to posses the means to help control the paper target population and I phucking love it.
The AR15 was just inside the door for Chupacabra. I keep two at the ready in case Chupacabra attack police out front or out back.
~Fuck an A Hooah~
Last edited by VanHalener; 05-20-2011 at 04:17 AM.
My AR15 was unloaded and undergoing a post shipping cleaning of cosmoline before I put her in the house.
~And Knowing is Half the Battle~
I would be afraid it would blow shit all over me after I pushed the button.
...........overheard at the local gay bar
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
She was enjoying playing with the seatbelt between her two beauties. Kept looking in the mirror and fine tuning her seatbelt adjustments.
Wish I was a seat belt in her car
OWWWWWWWW!
it looks like her belly button is gettin' burned up like an ant in a magnifyin' glass
Red-eyed tree frogs come from rain forests of Costa Rica in Central America. They have bright red eyes and are a really bright color of green with blue and yellow stripped sides.
Today at 1:00pm, EST, Sammy Hagar will dig up Laura Branigan from his back yard and sexually abuse her corpse for one hour.
you ever wonder why you wonder
Most dogfights during the Vietnam War lasted 45 seconds or less.
That's What She Said.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
inflation blows
WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.
Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.
He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body.
"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.
"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."
McCormack's workmates heard his screams and ran to him, quickly releasing a safety valve to stop the air flow, said Robbie Petersen, co-owner of the trucking company.
He was rushed to the hospital with terrible swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in McCormack's body, but had not entered his bloodstream.
McCormack, 48, said his skin felt "like a pork roast" — crackling on the outside but soft underneath.
I bet he felt like an inflatable sex doll.
As I play my last song of the night, close down the garage and Cerwin-Vegas, and go inside to play a little guitar I want to share four words with you pukes...
=Hear About it Later=
Only you can prevent low volume
And I just farted...
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Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!
Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110527...iacrimeoffbeat
Aussie woman, 89, beats off bandit with handbag
The thrill of rolling ancient rust.
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