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[VanHalener]

Slugs love beer to death.

A slug will slime it's way into a bowl of beer and drink till he drowns.


~And now you motherphuckers know~

[Nitro Express]

http://youtu.be/Ukcmg5VpAEs



No brakes, no clutch and no transmission. Nothing but speed.

[Seshmeister]

[Nitro Express]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Great white sharks huge fans of rock band AC/DC, tour operator says
By: Pete Thomas, GrindTV.com

A cage-diving operator in South Australia has discovered that great white sharks in that region are fans of rock-and-roll music -- specifically that produced by the legendary Australian band AC/DC.

[VanHalener]

~Sammy Hagar sucks~

And it's not my point of view
It's a fact
And you know that it's true

[VanHalener]

While at The Race For the Cure in Washington DC today I received a call from Kiwi Dan the Man who I visiting the red white and blue.

Give me a shout anytime, Homes.

OWWWWWWW!

[VanHalener]

This post has no purpose

[VanHalener]

This one does...

Breasts

[Dan]

How Dare You.

[VanHalener]

~Roth Army~

=Awwwwww Yeah=

[VanHalener]

I bought a 1995 Quantum 180XD in great shape from a high speed Army muthaphucker two days ago. I have spent the last two days making her stronger, faster, and more attack ready.
Bass b!tches, Bass! Night vision, handheld FLIR, radar, dual sonar, weapons locker and more.

Bring your a$$ to JD's tonight. I'll be the obsessed cat sleeping on deck in the driveway.

[VanHalener]

Spammy Hagar is digging in his back yard tonight.

[VanHalener]

Right here, right now, Sammy Hagar wishes he had a gram of David Lee Roth's full on greatest front man in rock and roll history.

Gheygar, you're such a douche nozzle.

[VanHalener]

I have conducted my business and am about to move on.

(unless of course you want Ace Diamond phone call updates)

[ashstralia]

get him to come back! i miss the big lug.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://www.google.com/search?q=SLUT+...w=1280&bih=929

[PETE'S BROTHER]

won free tickets to ny dolls, poison and crue this friday.

[VanHalener]

Hope you find lots of sluts that like to play Circus there.
Remember to wash your face after guessing each slut's weight.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and we won a meet and greet with poison woo hoo, get to "pose" with bert

[Jagermeister]

and we won a meet and greet with poison woo hoo, get to "pose" with bert

Have you ever seen Poison? They put on a great show.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Have you ever seen Poison? They put on a great show.

i must admit i have seen them more than a few times.

[VanHalener]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

they are making steaks outta poop?

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.
Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrend...meatoutoffeces

[PETE'S BROTHER]

pooper duper

[PETE'S BROTHER]

word is it tastes like crap

[Dan]

How Dare They.

[VanHalener]

word is it tastes like crap

Nothing tastes like crap with some Texas Pete hot sauce on it, but I am not willing to eat a turd sandwich just to see if ole' Texas Pete can mask the funk of a shit entre.

[SunisinuS]

Mikey selling his Hot Sauce again?

[VanHalener]

Mikey selling his Hot Sauce again?

M.I.A.

His phucking name is M.I.A.

~and now back to your regularly scheduled program~

[SunisinuS]

Where did he go? Should we send a fact finding mission?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

nope

[VanHalener]

Drink Kool Aid, bitches!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

poly-oonies?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theloo...-polymer-money

"Safer, cheaper, greener: these new banknotes are a 21st Century achievement in which all Canadians can take pride, and in which all Canadians can place their confidence."

[Dan]

How Very Nice Of Him To Do That.

[VanHalener]

For those about to rock like I am,


I salute you!


~Only you can prevent low volume~


Shut the phuck up, Steve!!!

[VanHalener]

The recognition of MAX in this house is
~RIGHTEOUS~