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    I'm on a fookin' boat!

    Not just any boat,

    MY BOAT!

    As I drink this Dogfish Head beer on board in my driveway and listen to classic Van Halen On my wanna be stereo I remember how much everybody wants some and how we all like the way the line runs up the back of their stockings.

    Well my baby don't want me around this driveway no mo; even though this is Mean Street.

    Get the sand out of your vagina and listen to a real band...

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    You Better Have Some Room For That Kiwi SOB In That Boat.
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    Room for five. We have a special seat in front of the stereo for any Kiwi SOB on board.

    Going to take her out on the Potomac River tomorrow and try to catch some bass and kill some snakehead. Plan to fish at the foot of Mount Vernon and try to pull in an epic bass and name it George Washington. Gonna head down river and hit the crab house for a cold one and some lunch. Then it will be back up stream to take a cruise around DC for pictures and some more fishing around Reagan Airport and the Pentagon. Going to press the assault with some sweet ass top water action in Mattawoman Creek before the Fat Lady sings some Van Halen on the way back in.
    We are moving out in 14 hours, so get a move on!
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    I'm on my bOat in the driveway after about 8 hours of a G.I. party.

    So what I am trying to tell you pukes is Ozzy is ripping my AO a new asshole.

    ~Carry On~

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    Odd questions I wonder the answers to.......................


    So everyone has heard that Clinton is a vegan now. So I have wondered. What's it like to shit vegan?
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    Got a brand new Oakland scarf right here


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    The cat is now away till Sunday.
    It's time for this mouse to kickstart the festivities with a blue electric guitar.

    I call it my Roth Army Axe.
    ~Thanks again Holmes~

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    i posted that in one of "tob" the "bot" threads...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i posted that in one of "tob" the "bot" threads...
    Then that post has no purpose.

    Well played Sir!

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    Attention ladies...
    I demand you show me your breasts, please.
    Post pictures here or in my in box.

    Thank you
    Thank you very much

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    Didn't work.
    That's BS!!!
    I should have left off the "please".

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    it just takes time......

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    Dear Santa,

    I know it's a little early for this, but I wonder if you would mind reviewing my history a bit early this year so you can have time to work out my request. I have been pretty good this year ( unless you count the preschoolers prostitute ring) and I have tried to be a good citizen (unless you count all those times I sold dope disguised as a nun) so please grant me one wish this year.
    I would like you to go all baby seal on Spammy Hagar and bring M.I.A. back to 5150. Sammy has been very bad this year, just look at th BS that has erupted from this fat clown. Please take a club with you when you visit the Hagar house and beat spammy down like an angry Eskimo beats down a baby seal for lunch and a new coat. He deserves it, and if you do this I will be a good boy from now on. (unless of course you count all the time I plan to spend muff diving in public)
    When you arrive at 5150 with Mike and find Ed to be combative, please just beat him like a baby seal too and take all the recordings with you. They will make great presents you can give out to the Roth Army.
    Thanks Santa. You're the muthaphuckin' man!!!
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    This question was just posed to me, and I am having difficulty making a choice because I would...
    Well anyway,

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    or

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    c. both

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    Fort VanHalener has but two rules...

    Turn it up

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    Turn that shite up louder.


    ~and knowing is half the battle~

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    I am going to call Ace Diamond for some classic entertainment.

    Any message for him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
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    Any message for him?
    Does he still have that 20$ he owes me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    I am going to call Ace Diamond for some classic entertainment.

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    Tell Him To Get A Really Hairy Dog Up Him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
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    don't pee into the wind

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    Cool

    I'm gonna call Ace right now.

    Please stand by...

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    Negative contact. The answering machine did not pick up, so I believe Mr Rock Star is on the other line.
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    ACE Couldnt Come To the Phone As he Needs To take The Dog Outside

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    What Time Is It?

    Van Halen Time.

    Put The Needle On The Record.

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    Cool

    Ace knows my cell and house #. I still have to break that nutjob from calling our house so freagin' late at night. He knows it's three in the morning here, but that's not important; Ace needs to Phuck with VanHalener.

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    Calling Ace central...
    Please stand by

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    ACE,Get Your hand Off It.

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    No answer at the Ace Cave. Think I'll have some fun with a guitar and try Ace again before I tell Virginia goodnight.

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    is this thing on?

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