This Thread Has No Purpose...

[VanHalener]

Cricket chirps range from the subsonic to the ultrasonic.
A cricket’s ears are located on its front legs. They are visible as white spots.

Cricket Nasty recipe:

1 dozen crickets
1 dozen marshmallows
Chocolate syrup

Place live crickets in freezer until dead.
Use thumb and poke hole in end of marshmallows.
Place dead crickets in marshmallows and close the hole.
Place marshmallows side by side on a plate and coat tops with chocolate syrup.
Place plate in freezer to harden chocolate and serve.

[SunisinuS]

Sounds like you and Ace have some issues:


http://tv.yahoo.com/news/martha-stew...402716.html?nc

[VanHalener]

I miss the Ace show here.

~Total Mayhem~

[ashstralia]

I miss the Ace show here.

~Total Mayhem~

i agree. i've said it before, we should welcome back our prodigal son.

[Dan]

Maybe in 2012 He Can Come Back.NOT.

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

Any Rothtards in western Maryland? Want to go fishing and shooting in Garret County this weekend?

[VanHalener]

My neighbors and I just had a Pow Wow in my driveway with barley, hops, and Van Halen. (none of that Van Hagar shite, but the real =VH=)
I am reassured that the volume is not an issue with them, and the police should not be expected at my garage door.
I said thank you, and then I turned it up a notch.

~I need more power to push these angry speakers~

Like a good neighbor, Van Halen's there

[Dan]

Maybe add On 4 X 15 inch Sub- Woofers.

[VanHalener]

My speakers can each handle 600 watts.

I need

More

Power!

[VanHalener]

600 each, 300 each?... I better double check that in the morning.

We're spinning records

~Spin your records~

[VanHalener]

I would once again thank Bueno Bob for allowing me to hijack this thread.


Van Halen is

DLR

AVH

M.I.A.

EVH



=Anything less just falls short=









Carry on, ya pukes!

[VanHalener]

You are taller in the morning:
Throughout the day, the cartilage between your bones is compressed, making you about 1 cm shorter by day’s end.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

morning "height"

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i have ceased being a "glorious beacon of light". it is somewhat saddening

[VanHalener]

RATT

Don't freakin' argue with me, I said RATT.

Load it up.
Shummonn.

'Best of Me'

And don't skimp on the volume this time.



=VH=

[VanHalener]

Sammy Hagar has no Force.
~That is, not since he infiltrated Van Halen~

[clarathecarrot]

I was bored and serving porpus on the clamshell.

[VanHalener]

THAT is one bad ass picture!


Be a good neighbor...
~Turn it up~

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[VanHalener]

A survey made by bra maker Triumph found that British women have the biggest boobs in Europe. More than half of women in that country wear a size D cup. Denmark scored second while Holland was third. Italian women had the smallest breasts where 68 percent had a size B.

[clarathecarrot]

I am a self help therapist standing on a stage with a un-capped plastic bottle of cool soothing water, giving my purposes for living to the masses for $49.95 per personal purpose.
No purpose........................................... .....,..thread.

[Kristy]

So...what's up? It's now 5:32 my time and wouldn't you know, boredom hit me. No idea. Didn't even see it looming on the horizon. Suppose I could go back to making my 3,863 Jimmy Page voodoo doll or something.

[lesfunk]

That reminds me... Led Zeppelin IV is 40 today!

[Kristy]

Jesus fucking Christ. Just my luck.

[VanHalener]

It is time to shake the walls in northern Virginia.

Jamie's about to cry

&

The cradle is about to rock

Ya pukes!

Where the Hell is your volume right now?

[VanHalener]

Nuno


~Get The Funk Out~


Where the HELL is your volume right now?

[VanHalener]

I know where my Ozzy is

~Do You~

[VanHalener]

"Back in black
I hit the sack..."

Have you seen your volume knob lately?

[Dan]

Now Get The Misses On Her Back.

[VanHalener]

Now Get The Misses On Her Back.

It was a marathon.

OWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[Little Texan]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

[VanHalener]

The vaginal disorder known as 'Sand in the knob' describes those who are limp wristed with their stereo volume knob.

Get the sand out, you lightweights!!!

TURN

UP

THE

RADIO

I WANNA HEAR IT

GIVE ME SOME MORE

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[aesop]

Clearly that's plagiarized, Hardrock. All of it.