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Why is this shit always down?

04-03-2007, 03:43 AM

Yo, Webbies!

Fuck off! C'mon guys - why is this site always down? Have you ANY idea what I go through when I open my browser and I can't get my daily fix of pr0n/nonsense/ridiculous news/celeb tit shots? Any idea at all?

And I know I ain't speaking fer myself only. A lot of good posters must feel the same way, or even worse, as they find their empty lives are REALLY empty, now they haven't got a site to bitch about whatever and thus forget, if momentarily, the worthless losers we... I mean, THEY are.

And yet, as soon as it is up, lo and behold! we come crawling back and accept everything that happened without so much as a cry for you to justify what happened. Well, that ends today.

I WANNA - NAY, DEMAND - TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!

Please? Pretty please? Pretty please w/ sugar on top? Okay, okay - if you tell us what happened, we'll get Katydid to give you guys a round of blowjobs. Fair?

Cheers! :bottle:
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Wawazat

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04-03-2007, 06:00 AM

Hey, i was ready.

Wanted to post an enormous amount of pron during the last 2 days.

Now i got a tennis elbow and a hangover

Day-dreaming's gone commercial
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bueno bob

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#3

04-03-2007, 08:52 AM

What the fuck are you two talking about? The site didn't go anywhere.

:confused:

Twistin' by the pool.
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Ellyllions

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04-03-2007, 08:57 AM

Easy big fellas!

The hamster is fed now and everything is fine.

"If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish
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04-03-2007, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Easy big fellas!

The hamster is fed now and everything is fine.

What she said.

Ellyllions= total hotness

~Only you can prevent low volume~
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04-03-2007, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by vanhalener
Ellyllions= total hotness

Yeah what you said

Roth Army MP

Originally posted by Panamark

Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??

Originally posted by BITEYOASS

She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.

Originally posted by JAY HALE

so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
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Ellyllions

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04-03-2007, 02:17 PM

Thank you...

"If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish
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04-03-2007, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by vanhalener
What she said.

Ellyllions= total hotness

Very hotness! Elly, if you were any more beautiful... nah, that's not possible.

And she said I'm big!

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Easy big fellas!

See? Now be jealous.

Cheers! :bottle:
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04-03-2007, 03:39 PM

and you have a clever name...

"If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish
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04-03-2007, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by Ellyllions

The hamster is fed now and everything is fine.

Is that a metaphor?

Scramby eggs and bacon.
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Dan

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#11

04-03-2007, 08:19 PM

Even a WebSite needs a Holiday.

First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
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#12

04-03-2007, 08:49 PM

Re: Why is this shit always down?

"Seriously, I need my daily fix!"

If you need a daily fix of a website, you might considering finding something else of a different nature to occupy the meantime.

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04-03-2007, 08:56 PM

Re: Re: Why is this shit always down?

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
"Seriously, I need my daily fix!"

If you need a daily fix of a website, you might considering finding something else of a different nature to occupy the meantime.

Really! Get a life!!

For example: Steve enjoys playing his Loverboy and Billy Squier albums whenever the Army is down.

Get a hobby, for fuckssakes!!

Scramby eggs and bacon.
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#14

04-03-2007, 09:15 PM

Ahem...

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Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
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#15

04-03-2007, 09:21 PM

Fucking Rikk, that pic's hellarious ... lmfao

Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...
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