Keith Richards put his Daddy up his nose!!!!

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  • fryingdutchman
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2005
    • 4132

    Keith Richards put his Daddy up his nose!!!!

    Un-fucking-believable! Just when you think you knew it all about Keith Richards, he comes out with THIS shit! Read on!

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Keith Richards: `I Snorted My Father'
    By Associated Press
    42 minutes ago

    LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

    In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

    Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

    Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

    "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

    "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

    "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
    Originally posted by perilouspete
    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
  • Mr. Vengeance
    Full Member Status

    • Nov 2004
    • 4148

    #2
    Life imitating art?

    Denis Leary joked in his act that Keith did up all the drugs and the only was anyone could get high anymore is to wait for him to die and snort up his ashes.
    Stay Frosty, muthas!

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    • Jérôme Frenchise
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Nov 2004
      • 7173

      #3
      Well, it's not that serious. He could have told about his grandmother doing him a blowjob while he was snorting some of his father.
      posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
      posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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      • Diamondjimi
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2004
        • 12086

        #4
        Re: Keith Richards put his Daddy up his nose!!!!

        Originally posted by fryingdutchman
        Un-fucking-believable! Just when you think you knew it all about Keith Richards, he comes out with THIS shit! Read on!

        :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

        Keith Richards: `I Snorted My Father'
        By Associated Press
        42 minutes ago

        LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

        In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

        "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

        "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

        Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

        Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

        "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

        "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

        "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

        Somehow this does'nt surprise me in the least...

        Go Keef !
        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19144

          #5
          A true rock n roll star!
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12707

            #6
            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
            Well, it's not that serious. He could have told about his grandmother doing him a blowjob while he was snorting some of his father.
            Okay... no, no... er...

            Fuck it. I'm not touching this.

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • TAKIN WHISKEY
              Commando
              • Apr 2006
              • 1190

              #7
              Now that is some fucked up news.

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              • Matt White
                • Jun 2004
                • 20446

                #8
                HA!!!

                BRILLIANT

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                • Fairwrning
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11371

                  #9
                  Keith Moon is turning in his grave right now because he didn't think of it first...

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                  • fryingdutchman
                    Full Member Status

                    • Feb 2005
                    • 4132

                    #10
                    **UPDATE**

                    Keith is now recanting his story...

                    Associated Press - 2 hours ago / LONDON - Off the cuff or up the nose? That was the question Wednesday as Keith Richards said he was joking when he described snorting his father's ashes along with a hit of cocaine.

                    "It was an off-the-cuff remark, a joke, and it is not true. File under April Fool's joke," said Bernard Doherty, a Rolling Stones spokesman, about Richards' quote in NME magazine.

                    But the magazine said on its Web site that the remark was "no quip, but came about after much thinking" by the 63-year-old guitarist.

                    "He didn't offer the information, I had to ask him a couple of questions to get the information out of him," said interviewer Mark Beaumont. "He didn't come straight out with that."

                    In the interview, Richards was quoted as saying: "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father."

                    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

                    Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

                    In a statement posted on the Rolling Stones Web site, Richards said:

                    "The complete story is lost in the usual slanting! The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak. I took the lid off the box of ashes and he is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!!! I was trying to say how tight Bert and I were. That tight!!! I wouldn't take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide."
                    Originally posted by perilouspete
                    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                    • blonddgirl777
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2005
                      • 5790

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                      ... his grandmother doing him a blowjob while he was snorting some of his father.
                      Salut Jérôme!

                      When did you get so twisted... you naughty you?
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