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    Exclamation Keith Richards: "I snorted my father"

    Keith Richards snorts his father's ashes?

    Wednesday, April 4, 2007


    Over the years, The Rolling Stones have made headlines all over the world for their crazy rock and roll lifestyle, with Keith Richards leading the way in errant behavior. As The Rolling Stones guitar legend has ingested a wide variety of drugs throughout his life, Keith Richards recently revealed that after his father passed away he even snorted his ashes.

    NME reports that in a recent interview with The Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards, the wacky rocker admitted that he once snorted a line of his own father's ashes. In the exclusive interview, which will be in this week's edition of NME magazine, Keith Richards, who is famous for his superhuman ability to consume massive amounts of drugs over the years and still be alive, revealed that he wanted to give his old man a unique send off after his cremation. Richards elabroated, "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow." If you are wondering what his father would have thought of Keith's behavior if he was still alive, Richards reveals, "My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

    Continuing with more from the NME interview, E Online reports that Keith Richards also revealed what his worst ever drug-binge story was, just in case fans didn't feel the snorting of Bert Richards' ashes was strange enough. As Keith Richards explains in the interview, "It was when someone put strychnine in my dope. It was in Switzerland. I was totally comatose, but I was totally awake. I could listen to everyone, and they were like, 'He's dead, he's dead!', waving their fingers and pushing me about, and I was thinking, 'I'm totally not dead!'" Even after all of the illicit narcotics that Keith Richards has gone through in his time with The Rolling Stones, which should have killed him a long time ago, the 63-year-old rocker admits that he doesn't feel invincible and has, "no pretensions about immortality-I'm the same as everyone else-same as you, same as everybody, I'm the same old bastard, just kind of lucky."

    As Richards has recently gone the way of a sober lifestyle, Keith also discussed how it has affected his wild rock star image, "I was number one on the Who's Likely to Die list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list." In the past few years, however, there have been a number of British rock stars following in the recreational pharmaceutical footsteps of Keith Richards, chief among them rocker Pete Doherty. Keith Richards offers up a bit of advice to Pete Doherty and his current drug addled path. "My advice for Pete Doherty is that he should shut the f--k up and leave [Kate Moss]. I don't know the man, all I know is he's pushing his luck and there it is, but so is Kate, who I know very well." Turning his attention to Pete Doherty's on again - off again supermodel girlfriend, Kate Moss,

    Keith Richards explains that Kate Moss will be fine, it's the bad boys of rock Moss hooks up with that have to be careful. "Kate wants to play with bad boys, and she's done one, and then another one, and then another one. Bada-bing, bada-bang, bada-boom. She'll live, the boys will die...I did it because that was the way I did it. Now, people think it's a way of life." At the end, Keith Richards offered up an insight critique of the British music scene, which included the Arctic Monkeys and Bloc Party. "Everyone's a load of crap."

    Maybe it is the residual effects of long term drug use, but nothing seems to be slowing down the 63 year old rock legend, as Keith Richards and The Rolling Stones are gearing up to hit the road for another European leg of The Rolling Stones' A Bigger Band Tour this June. Before Keith Richards returns to the tour circuit, he will be featured in the third installment of the Johnny Depp pirate adventure, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, which opens on May 23. Keith Richards plays the father of Johnny Depp's lead character, Captain, Jack Sparrow.
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    I needa bump to keep me happy
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    go keef!!! that fucker rules...!!!
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    HA!!!

    Now that is ROCK'N'ROLL

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    Actually, I posted this in "Non" yesterday...

    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=45552

    Thought about putting here in the "House", but since it's not "music related" and more related to how fuckin' weird ol' Keef is as a human being, I opted for "Non" instead.

    Whatever...
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    Originally posted by fryingdutchman
    Actually, I posted this in "Non" yesterday...

    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=45552

    Thought about putting here in the "House", but since it's not "music related" and more related to how fuckin' weird ol' Keef is as a human being, I opted for "Non" instead.

    Whatever...
    You sir have learned nothing from your Brad Delp mistake.

    whatever

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    Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
    You sir have learned nothing from your Brad Delp mistake.

    whatever
    You sir, are a fucktard.

    I knew you'd be the first loudmouth to speak up.

    What "mistake?" You mean the one where you pointed out where someone "beat me to it by 24 hours" and accused me of not "using the search function?"

    Gonna use those same clever quips with FORD now that the same accusations could apply?

    I didn't think so.

    This story has nothing to do with Keith Richards' music, nor does it have to do with the Rolling Stones. It's as valid in "NON" as it is here.

    Take the lighbulb out of your mouth, plug in the toaster, and hop in the tub.

    Assclown.
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    Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
    I needa cock to keep me happy
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    No surprise there...

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    Originally posted by Matt White
    HA!!!

    Now that is ROCK'N'ROLL

    Yep, it is.

    And you know why, because you couldn't make it up: keith continues to find new levels of debauchery that baffle even the most fucked up imagination.
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    Originally posted by fryingdutchman
    You sir, are a fucktard.

    I knew you'd be the first loudmouth to speak up.

    What "mistake?" You mean the one where you pointed out where someone "beat me to it by 24 hours" and accused me of not "using the search function?"

    Gonna use those same clever quips with FORD now that the same accusations could apply?

    I didn't think so.

    This story has nothing to do with Keith Richards' music, nor does it have to do with the Rolling Stones. It's as valid in "NON" as it is here.

    Take the lighbulb out of your mouth, plug in the toaster, and hop in the tub.

    Assclown.
    Actually Ford posted it in the right place twice.
    Glad I didn't disappoint you in my loudmouth duties.

    Take the lighbulb out of your mouth, plug in the toaster, and hop in the tub?

    Thank you for saving me from electocuting meself.
    And stop picturing me in the tub.

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    Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
    Actually Ford posted it in the right place twice.
    If you say so.

    Perhaps the forum descriptions need to be a little more well-defined.

    Glad I didn't disappoint you in my loudmouth duties.

    Take the lighbulb out of your mouth, plug in the toaster, and hop in the tub?

    Thank you for saving me from electocuting meself.
    And stop picturing me in the tub.
    Do you have any younger siblings?

    If so, then apparently your parents don't learn from mistakes either.


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    It was reported on the news that this was a joke from Keith.

    link

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    funny...nobody tried to confirm this story...just EVERYONE on this fucking planet was ready to buy it in a second...me either...

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    Perfect illustration of what's wrong with the corporate media.

    funny thing is, it's Keith, so nobody had a problem believing it.

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    I believed it.

    There's a couple others I believed as well...

    CC Deville: "Choking on your own vomit....that's bullshit. I tried to choke on other peoples' vomit!"

    Gary Busey: "I spilt a bunch of coke on my dog one day..just snorted what I could find right out of his fur."
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    Originally posted by rustoffa


    Gary Busey: "I spilt a bunch of coke on my dog one day..just snorted what I could find right out of his fur."
    I might have inadvertently contributed to a cat dropping acid once, back in the 90's.......

    Girlfriend thought she only needed half a hit, so she cut it in half, but lost the other half in the carpet.

    Problem is, this cat was so psychotic I would never have known if she was frying or not. Little bitch was probably tripping when she shredded my speakers

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    I once offered a duck an open pack of taco bell hot sauce ... it grabbed the pack from my hand ... shoulda seen the thing haul ass back to the lake for some water!
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