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    Valerie Bertinelli

    Check out the new People Magazine issue. Val discusses how she let herself fall in love with ED and her new "Jenny Craig" Campaign...prepare to see Valerie shrink each month in a new commercial each month.

    http://www.people.com/people/article...033618,00.html


    Kudos to Val and Wolfie for not letting his Mom hit the IN & OUT BURGER Drive thru!!
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    Oops....correction: Read People Magazine where Val reveals how she allowed herself to fall in love AFTER MethED.

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    It said how she let herself fall in love AFTER Ed.
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    She Fell in Love with Food.
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    I've never been to one, but I heard In n Out burgers are the shit. Next time I'm in CA, I must seek one out.

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    The creepy thing about Valerie is that she always looked exactly like Eddie... except healthier!

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    Originally posted by Dan
    She Fell in Love with Food.
    LOL!!

    BTW....IN n' OUT burgers ROCK! Val can stay on her diet as long as she doesn't eat the Bun Apparently Ed never went to the drive-thru with her and Wolfie so he could put alittle meat on!

    I assume the affects of Val's new food plan will have impact on a leaner Wolfie in time for him to bring sexy back to VH in time for the tour? (although, Dave is plenty sexy for me

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    every time i go see my mom and sister in the bay area we hit in and out burger...the place is awesome !
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    Although Bertinelli remains guarded about her current weight – "Tom [Vitale, her boyfriend of nearly three years] doesn't even know, and he's not going to until I get down" – she is blunt about her goals.

    Well well well....................:p
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    She smoked a blunt?

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    Originally posted by Matt White
    Although Bertinelli remains guarded about her current weight – "Tom [Vitale, her boyfriend of nearly three years] doesn't even know, and he's not going to until I get down" – she is blunt about her goals.

    Well well well....................:p
    This may be (?) the Italian who stole her heart from the Dutchman:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Vitale
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    Hmmm.......

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    Actually, reading a bit on him, he seems like a pretty cool guy, being V.P. of the SciFi Channel. He's probably a Trekkie too.

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    I wonder if he plays guitar?
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    He may not play guitar, but is at least coherent.

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    I said it in non, i'll say it here -- the shirts aren't helping her. I bet she's not even that big, but those shirts make her look 20-30 lbs bigger. Hell, they'd make anybody look 20-30 lbs bigger.
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    Ed fucked up by letting her get away. She kept some stability in his life.
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    Originally posted by ppg960
    Ed fucked up by letting her get away. She kept some stability in his life.
    Agreed. I believe Val went thru alot, even attending Alanon to help Ed. At least she has put stability in Wolfie's life. Just hearing how Val says that Wolfie is her priority, I do believe she had some definite concern of Wolfie going on the road for a 40-gig tour with his unstable Dad. She must have told Ed, it's Rehab or no Wolfie on tour.

    You can't compare Val to the porn publicist trying to ride Ed's wallet and her circus friends in the adult seedy entertainment world.

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    WOOHOO!

    In-N-Out Burgers and Curly Fries!!!

    YUM!!!

    They rule!






    Wikipedia Page:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-N-Out_Burger
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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    The creepy thing about Valerie is that she always looked exactly like Eddie... except healthier!

    They're really brother and sister. They keep it all in the family by being inbred Jeds!
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    Whatever her weight, she looks great for nearly 47.
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    Originally posted by Antman
    I've never been to one, but I heard In n Out burgers are the shit. Next time I'm in CA, I must seek one out.
    They are, and you should.
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    Originally posted by Antman
    I've never been to one, but I heard In n Out burgers are the shit. Next time I'm in CA, I must seek one out.
    DUDE....ORDER THE 4X4!!!!!!
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    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    [B]WOOHOO!

    In-N-Out Burgers and Curly Fries!!!

    YUM!!!

    They rule!



    Ahhh...Droogies, a bit of the old in-out in-out, eh?

    Do they serve a furr burger?

    Mmmmmmmm.
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    Originally posted by CROWBAR
    They're really brother and sister. They keep it all in the family by being inbred Jeds!
    That's exaclty what I always said... and it would explain a lot!

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    Val's beautiful, even now. I wouldn't expect anything less from a woman Ed felt was good enough to be "the one."

    Val, you GO girl!!

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    The creepy thing about Valerie is that she always looked exactly like Eddie... except healthier!



    lol! I always thought the same thing!
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    In a few months, we will see the 'new' Val unveiled.....I bet she will look great......Hey maybe we will see a new Ed unveiled too---and maybe they will finally unleash that kid of theirs....






    A quote: "Val, you GO girl!!"
    Do people still say that?! It sounds gay...

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    Anyone want the full article with pics of wolfie and her new boyfriend? Wife bought the magazine last night but not gonna scan it if no interest....
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    Originally posted by ppg960
    Ed fucked up by letting her get away. She kept some stability in his life.
    I got hemorroids

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    That is Fucking Gross!
    Someone take that off.

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    I saw the People mag yesterday.

    Interesting t-shirt selection worn by Wolfie in the pictures. A Van Halen t-shirt with "EDDIE, ALEX, SAMMY, MIKE" written across the top.

    See, geeks? Even Wolfie knows that when his dad clears his head up, Gay Dave is out the door again.
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    She's over 50, who cares anyway.
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    Originally posted by ppg960
    That is Fucking Gross!
    Someone take that off.
    Dude, that IS fucking gross

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    Originally posted by Kennedy
    I saw the People mag yesterday.

    Interesting t-shirt selection worn by Wolfie in the pictures. A Van Halen t-shirt with "EDDIE, ALEX, SAMMY, MIKE" written across the top.

    See, geeks? Even Wolfie knows that when his dad clears his head up, Gay Dave is out the door again.
    Wolfie simply put on a VH T-shirt for it's loose fitting value. When Spamela was in the band, the T-Shirt orders were mostly for the XXXL fans who have since followed Spamela to Cabo and the all-you-can-eat buffets on their boat cruise to Quesadilla land.

    The RS Photo and the fact that Wolfie inspired a ROTH Reuniting is what counts.

    Please disassociate yourself with Pasadena... we have class. Unfortunately, you are nothing but an ass.

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