Wichita, Kansas is full of inbred, asshole fucking idiots...

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21833

    Wichita, Kansas is full of inbred, asshole fucking idiots...

    I was was unfortunate enough that I had to live there for awhile....is it any wonder I never wanted to be there in the first place?

    The city government there is comprised of a bunch of fucking assholes...and the population there are even worse.....fuck that fucking cesspool....



    Elderly Man Found Not Guilty in Hot Dog Theft
    Juror Calls Prosecution "Stupid"

    WICHITA, Kan. (AP) -- An elderly man who spent 71 days in jail for taking two hot dogs from a convenience store -- which he says he forgot to pay for -- has been found not guilty of felony theft.

    And one of the Sedgwick County jurors who heard the case last week against Thomas Wimberly, says the prosecution was "stupid."

    Kansas law requires felony prosecution for crimes such as petty theft if the suspect has had two prior convictions. The 75-year-old Wimberly had two previous misdemeanor thefts on his record -- one more than a decade old.

    Wimberly lives on Social Security, and stayed in jail because he couldn't pay his bond. If he had been convicted of the crime, he would have received probation.

    A recent Supreme Court decision prompted city municipal courts to turn such cases over to district attorneys when they reach felonies.
  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49125

    #2
    Jesus! How are two fucking hotdogs "felony" theft.

    I think the theft has to exceed $1000 for it to be even worth investigating in NYS...

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21833

      #3
      Just goes to show yuh....dem bwaz out deah still get likkered up on Sattiday nights and start lookin' fer a darkie to string up....

      Funny...anyone in that town with a lick of common sense wishes to the stars they could live somewhere else.

      LOTS of my friends have successfully escaped from that pond of ignorance.....

      I would not want my worst enemy to live in a fucked up place like that.

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      • Diamondjimi
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2004
        • 12086

        #4
        What a fucking joke.

        Sounds like a real shithole. Bufurd T. Justice style law enforcement.



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        • Viking
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1772

          #5
          Most jurisdictions consider anything over $300 felony theft. Swiping two gristle dogs from the local Swami Mart doesn't even rank a boot in the ass - my Dachshunds eat better than that. It cost the taxpayers more to keep the larcenous old coot behind bars for an hour than the damned things were worth fresh.

          Over a couple sticks of ground chicken beaks and bull sphincters.The law is an ass.

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21833

            #6
            Unfortunately it is normal in that fucking hick town....

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19144

              #7
              Did he take a shake as well?
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • DrMaddVibe
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6658

                #8
                All for a loaf of bread....
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                • jharp84
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 2096

                  #9
                  Sounds like the town I currently reside in(not Chicago)! But due to divorce I am getting fuck out!!

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                  • chi-town324
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 2618

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jharp84
                    Sounds like the town I currently reside in(not Chicago)! But due to divorce I am getting fuck out!!
                    get ur ass home bro

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                    • jharp84
                      Veteran
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 2096

                      #11
                      Don't worry I'm on my way at least mentally!!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #12
                        Don't fuck up in Wichita. Shit. They probably still hang horse thiefs and cattle rustlers there.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21833

                          #13
                          Grate description.

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21833

                            #14
                            There is a brilliant scene in an otherwise half-assed movie called Rockstar...

                            Notice Zakk Wylde spends a lot of time on the tour bus cleaning his shotgun....there is a scene where they are on the bus and someone says something about they are headed to Wichita, Kansas.....

                            Next thing you see is a sign that says something like "Wichita, Kansas 25 miles" and you hear Zakk scream
                            "TAKE THAT WICHITA!!!" BLAM!!!! And you see the sign getting destroyed by the blast of his shotgun....

                            I did see this in the theater.

                            The other people in the theater probably wondered why I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my seat...but then, I was watching the movie in a theater in Gnashville at the time...

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