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    Exclamation Bertinelli Stuns Boyfriend with TV Vasectomy Revelation

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...entry_id=15239

    Bertinelli Stuns Boyfriend with TV Vasectomy Revelation

    Actress Valerie Bertinelli has found herself in trouble with her boyfriend after revealing on live TV Monday that he has had a vasectomy.

    The actress, who rose to fame on the '70s sitcom "One Day at a Time," was a guest host on morning show "The View" when she revealed she had just missed her period, suggesting she was hitting menopause.

    When host Barbara Walters hinted that she might actually be pregnant, Bertinelli blurted out, "I'm not pregnant," pointing at her shocked lover, who was seated in the front row of the studio audience, and adding, "He's had a vasectomy."

    The actress and the studio audience found the revelation hilarious but her stunned boyfriend wasn't laughing. Instead, he shook his head and stared in disbelief at his partner.

    As the laughter died down, Bertinelli got serious, saying, "I just realized my father and my son are watching this, so I just have to really shut up."

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    DOH!!! lolololol.

    Oooops, sorry! hee!!

    I don't know why but that's damn funny.

    Posted By: herenthere01 | April 10 2007 at 02:45 PM

    Too.Much.Valerie.Bertinelli.

    Posted By: heyheypaula | April 10 2007 at 03:02 PM

    Is she why Eddie Van Halen looks 400 years old?

    Posted By: Li_Dag_Ohm_Pug | April 10 2007 at 03:02 PM

    TMI. Sounds like her boyfriend actually has some dignity and values privacy.

    Posted By: blasphemusrumrs | April 10 2007 at 03:04 PM

    well, at least she didn't point at him and say "he shoots blanks".

    Posted By: secada | April 10 2007 at 03:12 PM

    I saw that and he looked like he wanted to strangle her. Seriously.

    Posted By: joanofsnark | April 10 2007 at 03:18 PM

    Valerie hasn't been the same since she ate MacKenzie Phillips...

    Posted By: JRoo | April 10 2007 at 03:34 PM

    Wow. She'd better not be pregnant.

    Posted By: meowmeow | April 10 2007 at 03:40 PM

    Has she *done* anything in the last 30 years?

    Posted By: ForASong | April 10 2007 at 03:41 PM

    Sounds like she took the same drugs as Eddie. Wonder if they still look the same.

    Posted By: JimmyHoffaBush | April 10 2007 at 03:44 PM

    I miss Schneider!!

    Posted By: heyheypaula | April 10 2007 at 03:45 PM

    She does the occasional Lifetime TV movie and is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig (alongside Kirstie Alley). I saw the ad last night!

    Posted By: blasphemusrumrs | April 10 2007 at 03:46 PM

    Yep, she's a bit of a chub, but still very cute.
    I bet she will trim down nicely and look great.

    Posted By: poodlepup2 | April 10 2007 at 04:02 PM

    i'd be pissed, too

    Posted By: scungilli | April 10 2007 at 04:04 PM

    Show of hands, how many guys have used the "you won't get pregnant, I've had a vasectomy" line?

    Posted By: FrankCostanza | April 10 2007 at 04:11 PM

    I wonder if she'll keep us posted on what her internal plumbing is up to next month.

    Posted By: Cuy | April 10 2007 at 04:23 PM

    Isn't she going to be the new Weight Watchers fat chick, I mean spokesperson?

    Posted By: EleanorRigby | April 10 2007 at 04:45 PM

    Eddie's dumber than Vince Neil, and it took Valerie how long to figure that out?

    Posted By: itsaspork | April 10 2007 at 05:07 PM

    I have seen that commercial a bunch and it says she wants to lose 30 pounds. Umm, maybe you need to rethink that and make it 50!! She still is bubbly but now it is sad. The bubbly fat friend....

    Posted By: nettie67 | April 10 2007 at 05:58 PM

    Oh she's not that fat. The real question is if she's any fun.
    .
    http://www.jennycraig.com/valerie/an...FQlMYAodEHBXzQ

    Posted By: JimmyHoffaBush | April 10 2007 at 06:34 PM

    Oh dear....this is why it's always best to avoid discussions of very personal stuff. DUH!

    Posted By: RealityCheck | April 10 2007 at 07:41 PM

    She just emasculated him in front of a couple million people. Oops!

    Posted By: Redbull | April 10 2007 at 07:41 PM

    My husband loves to tell everyone he got the big v, but then he holds my purse for me and if someone dissed him for it he'd give them a look that would shut them up in a second. A real man can't be emasculated.

    Posted By: madhousewife | April 10 2007 at 07:50 PM

    I really do not see the big deal. Guys are so funny about this stuff. I respect any man who takes responsibility like that - it says a lot.

    Posted By: Sleepless | April 10 2007 at 08:14 PM

    I feel so bad for her. Totally could have said the same thing. I think she just got caught up like you do when you're "with the girls" and I'm sure she had no idea her boyfriend would have had that reaction. I bet she'd give anything to suck those words back in. I do feel really bad for her boyfriend but feel just as bad for her.

    Posted By: ellebelle | April 10 2007 at 08:40 PM

    I'm sure he'll be making comments about her chubby meat curtains in some rag like the enquirer soon enough. and i love how kirstie disses on her in the WW commercials.

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    Well...uh...OK.

    Rather forward of her...

    :confused:
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    Kinda refreshing to hear a celeb actually show some humility when speaking about such things in front of her child...females are losing a lot of grace these days...
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    she still sucks cock and swallows

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    Like you do, fat homo...
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    Originally posted by Fat Wolfie
    Who gives a fuck. ******s suck.
    WOW, that was perhaps the most ignorant, unintelligent thing I have ever heard. Nice job on being an ignorant racist.
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    That is normal for him. You have not read a lot of his bullshit have you?

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    I wish her boyfriend would talk on national tv about what it is like to lick her pussy....

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    Uh, yeah. Great tact there, Val.
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    Re: Bertinelli Stuns Boyfriend with TV Vasectomy Revelation

    Originally posted by steve
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...entry_id=15239


    The actress, who rose to fame on the '70s sitcom "One Day at a Time," was a guest host on morning show "The View" when she revealed she had just missed her period,

    What a festive, entertaining program. How informative and important. I wonder how I got through life not taking in such appropriate morning viewing as this.
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    Originally posted by Fat Wolfie
    she still sucks cock and swallows
    it's amazing you spelled all the words correctly.
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    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    I wish her boyfriend would talk on national tv about what it is like to lick her pussy....
    LMMFAO.
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    No wonder Ed drank.
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