EVH News???

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Glad to see spED chose NASCAR in Penix over the HALL OF FAME.

Sound judgement indeed.

The tour will begin once dEDward has finished dubbing his lines in the next Simpson's episode and written a jingle for Turtle Wax.


Buh Bye

good ta see ya back l.m.

[chi-town324]

Originally posted by GreenBayLA
Eddie declares himself sober:


It was her former husband, Eddie Van Halen, who alerted Valerie Bertinelli to the fact that she might have a problem, as she recalls:

"Ed said to me, 'you know what? I can't, I don't even like holding you, I can feel the bones, you know in your back.' So that gave me free reign to go to Carney's and go everywhere I wanted to go and eat. So a couple years later I was [larger], then I was just up and down, up and down."

So, what does her ex-husband think about her choice to do Jenny Craig?

"He just said 'congratulations, good for you,'" she tells Nancy. "He said, 'I got sober, you're getting thin, this is great!'"

http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/...%7cgeneral_rss

i think im going to be sick

[PlexiBrown]

So......now that Ed is out of rehab, how long until they change the message at www.van-halen.com?

[Mike Sobolewski]

I just want to let you all know that I am back in the band! Wolfgang didn't want to do it and Ed told me that he was sorry and the original lineup will be going on tour soon. Ed also fell for that, "I love you man" line of BS that I threw out there at the Rock and Roll HOF Induction. I just hope that the tour happens before I lose the rest of my hair. We are going to play some gems like, I'm The One, Hot For Teacher, Atomic Punk and DOA! See you all soon!

[DLRdelight!]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
So......now that Ed is out of rehab, how long until they change the message at www.van-halen.com?

id say a month or so lol

[DLRdelight!]

but wtf ,am??? what is up with the band now??? fucking bull shit!!

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
Why is Ed doing this?

After all, shouldn't Subway sponsor SPAMELLA and have him do the "Jared lost 300 lbs. eating a 6 oz. Subway" Food plan?

Ed's doing this because of his EVH gear deal with Fender. Fender is using this to market their new VG Stratocaster recently announced.

Ed & Fender will be unveil some new limited edition Phoenix International Raceway Stratocaster and be presenting it to the race winner. The one-of-a-kind PIR Fender Stratocaster Guitar was built by Chris Fleming, Senior Master Builder, in Fender's Custom Shop.

Ed will also be hawking his new EVH Franky Replica... the $35,000.00 wonder copy of his number one.

It's all about his endorcement deal with Fender Musical Co.

[Take 'Em]

"Money money money money. Money."

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Takeem5
"Money money money money. Money."

$No doubt$

WTF. Ed should give the thing to a guitar playing fan of his at the race. What the hell is a driver going to do with it?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[chi-town324]

u mean he's not doing it just to be a nice guy?

[kastco]

Rumor has it that this NASCAR race might actually be interesting. From what I hear they're going to put Eddie behind the wheel of one of the race cars and attach a pole to the hood with his favorite bootle of hooch hanging from it and than sit back and watch him chase it around the track. Early bets are that Ed will win the race by fifty laps. There is also a rumor that Dave is driving in the race. I hear they're going to paint a vagina on the trunk of Eds car and watch Dave tail gate him for the entire race. Put your money on Ed to win with Dave a close second.

As an added attraction Sammy Hagar will be driving around the infield in the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile while trying to give away free CDs from his solo career. Apparently Sammy's wife wants them out of the house.

[Amity75]

You'd think that as soon as Ed got out of rehab he'd address the fans and say "OK, I'm better, I promised you a tour with Dave but my jakeyness wouldnt allow it but I'm fixed now and the tour is gonna happen on *insert time period here*"

[PlexiBrown]

Originally posted by Amity75
You'd think that as soon as Ed got out of rehab he'd address the fans and say "OK, I'm better, I promised you a tour with Dave but my jakeyness wouldnt allow it but I'm fixed now and the tour is gonna happen on *insert time period here*"

How is life in Fantasyland?

[Dave2007]

what a scumbag, rehab was his note from mommy -I cant tour with Dave cause my tummy hurts. Hey ED FUCK YOU!!!!! you fucking liar

[pflo]

Originally posted by kastco
Rumor has it that this NASCAR race might actually be interesting. From what I hear they're going to put Eddie behind the wheel of one of the race cars and attach a pole to the hood with his favorite bootle of hooch hanging from it and than sit back and watch him chase it around the track. Early bets are that Ed will win the race by fifty laps. There is also a rumor that Dave is driving in the race. I hear they're going to paint a vagina on the trunk of Eds car and watch Dave tail gate him for the entire race. Put your money on Ed to win with Dave a close second.

As an added attraction Sammy Hagar will be driving around the infield in the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile while trying to give away free CDs from his solo career. Apparently Sammy's wife wants them out of the house.

And I also heard you will be on the internet. Doing fuck all. Until you die. Sounds awesome.

[Dan]

Originally posted by kastco
Rumor has it that this NASCAR race might actually be interesting. From what I hear they're going to put Eddie behind the wheel of one of the race cars and attach a pole to the hood with his favorite bootle of hooch hanging from it and than sit back and watch him chase it around the track. Early bets are that Ed will win the race by fifty laps. There is also a rumor that Dave is driving in the race. I hear they're going to paint a vagina on the trunk of Eds car and watch Dave tail gate him for the entire race. Put your money on Ed to win with Dave a close second.

As an added attraction Sammy Hagar will be driving around the infield in the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile while trying to give away free CDs from his solo career. Apparently Sammy's wife wants them out of the house.

You are a Fucking AssClown.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Amity75
You'd think that as soon as Ed got out of rehab he'd address the fans and say "OK, I'm better, I promised you a tour with Dave but my jakeyness wouldnt allow it but I'm fixed now and the tour is gonna happen on *insert time period here*"

Insert finger here.

[Cathedral]

Van Halen is so redundant anymore...........wait, what was the topic again?
Bannana peppers, i want bannana peppers on mine, thanks.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Van Halen is so redundant anymore...........wait, what was the topic again?
Bannana peppers, i want bannana peppers on mine, thanks.

Roth On,Cathedral.

[ZahZoo]

Here's a pic of Ed at the Phoenix Racetrack yesterday... appears he's cleaned up pretty good.

[ZahZoo]

Here's another...

[chi-town324]

Guitar looks awesome, anyone have the details on it?

[kastco]

Originally posted by pflo
And I also heard you will be on the internet. Doing fuck all. Until you die. Sounds awesome.

Actually I'll be on your momma doing fuck all. The internet is just a hobby and how I came (no pun intended) across her in the first place. I believe she used the screen name "ass clown momma". No I'm mistaken it was "ass clown Dan".

[kastco]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Here's a pic of Ed at the Phoenix Racetrack yesterday... appears he's cleaned up pretty good.

He actually looks better in this picture than he has in years. Looks like he got his teeth fixed while in rehab.

[kastco]

?

[pflo]

Originally posted by kastco
Actually I'll be on your momma doing fuck all. The internet is just a hobby and how I came (no pun intended) across her in the first place. I believe she used the screen name "ass clown momma". No I'm mistaken it was "ass clown Dan".

"Your momma" jokes, huh? Are you one of those kids that buys those jokes at $2.99 a pop via text message? Good work, Skippy. Money well spent. Your momma.......

[PlexiBrown]

He actually looks better in this picture than he has in years. Looks like he got his teeth fixed while in rehab.

His teeth were fixed before the NAMM show.

[Douglas T.]

I am impressed with ed's new look! Almost has the cuntstruction foreman look going on! Now if he can restore the Classic Van Halen that changed the face of Rock n' Roll!

[chi-town324]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
I am impressed with ed's new look! Almost has the cuntstruction foreman look going on! Now if he can restore the Classic Van Halen that changed the face of Rock n' Roll!

one can only hope

[Dan]

Originally posted by kastco
Actually I have been on my momma doing fuck all.

You are a Sick Fucker.