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    Oh shit. What if...

    I just had a scary thought: What if Eddie get out of rehab and decide he want to play with Sammy again? Without all that liquor, you know his brain's gonna be thinking different than it was when he went in.

    Oh fuuuuuck!
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    Originally posted by Little Lamont
    I just had a scary thought: What if Eddie get out of rehab and decide he want to play with Sammy again? Without all that liquor, you know his brain's gonna be thinking different than it was when he went in.

    Oh fuuuuuck!
    Nobody in their right mind would promote another Van Hagar tour especially after the failure and poor attendance in 2004 and those 3 crappy songs that they released. If the lineup doesn't include at least Dave, Ed and Al, nobody is going to go near it. VH is done with Sammy. Anyway, Sammy is too busy trying to be the new Jimmy Buffett.
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    Ouch! Reality is starting to set in at the Roth Army....
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    It's Dave or nothing...Ed knows it
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    Even Spammy says that Van Halen needs Dave to come back for the fans... Of course when has Ed ever put the fans first?
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    Originally posted by chi-town324
    It's Dave or nothing...Ed knows it
    I doubt it! He has a god complex
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    Re: Oh shit. What if...

    Originally posted by Little Lamont
    I just had a scary thought: What if Eddie get out of rehab and decide he want to play with Sammy again? Without all that liquor, you know his brain's gonna be thinking different than it was when he went in.

    Oh fuuuuuck!
    nah, Eddie drank during most of the Sammy years too
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    Originally posted by PlexiBrown
    If the lineup doesn't include at least Dave, Ed and Al, nobody is going to go near it. VH is done with Sammy.
    Nice how you throw Al in the mix, but no Michael...
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    Originally posted by Kennedy
    Ouch! Reality is starting to set in at the Roth Army....
    We've known Spammy McGaygar wants to be Jimmy Buffett for a LONG time.

    Thanks for playing!
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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    Nice how you throw Al in the mix, but no Michael...
    I hope Mikey will be there, since Wolfie already said he is too young, If we get anything at all

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    Van Hagar will never return. They played their own funeral at the Hall of Fame clusterfuck.
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    Originally posted by FORD
    Van Hagar will never return. They played their own funeral at the Hall of Fame clusterfuck.
    yep

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    I thought this when he went in. He'll sober up and ask Mike and Sammy back. Ugh
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    Oh great. He'll "come out the other end and Sammy will get his buddy back."

    Now my day is shot.
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    Wouldn't put it past Ed to try.

    Sammy and Mike would sign up for another Van Hagar tour in a heartbeat.

    Don't think they're gonna have many promoters clamouring to be a part of that again after last time.
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    Nice how you throw Al in the mix, but no Michael...
    Ed, Al and Dave would tour without Mike. No way a tour would happen without Al because if there is no Al there will be no Ed. The ideal situation would be the original lineup but they still were going to do it without Mike and still may.

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    Originally posted by PlexiBrown
    Ed, Al and Dave would tour without Mike. No way a tour would happen without Al because if there is no Al there will be no Ed. The ideal situation would be the original lineup but they still were going to do it without Mike and still may.
    agreed

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    Originally posted by FORD
    Van Hagar will never return. They played their own funeral at the Hall of Fame clusterfuck.
    Well said !
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    What if Eddie gets out of rehab and decides he wants to....


    FUCK EDwad Von HALEN...and the horse he road in on
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    eddie is capable of anything since who knows when
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    Van Halen, the band, will probably never come back at all.

    There it is.
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    Originally posted by PlexiBrown
    Nobody in their right mind would promote another Van Hagar tour especially after the failure and poor attendance in 2004 and those 3 crappy songs that they released. If the lineup doesn't include at least Dave, Ed and Al, nobody is going to go near it. VH is done with Sammy. Anyway, Sammy is too busy trying to be the new Jimmy Buffett.
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    It's looking like there would be a better chance of a Zeppelin reunion than a CVH reunion at this point. Not that I'd complain but we all know the odds of that happening.

    Fuckin' shame. They're one of the few great bands left that have all of their original members still alive..........
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    Frankly, I just don't think Eddie even cares anymore. I think he had a brief moment of clarity with the realization that Roth's the only way out of his shithole (a moment of clarity tempered with the Michael Anthony insanity...Eddie's never totally clear and coherent).

    Did the promotional photo...figured "Fuck it" when the RNRHOF shit went down...hid in rehab for a few weeks and I doubt we'll ever hear anything more about it.

    I'd be HIGHLY surprised if any of those fuckwits ever get their shit together. They've all known an original reunion was the only option since 1996, the MTV reception PROVED that beyond a fucking doubt.

    That's 11 years running and it's STILL not happening.

    Smartest bet in the world says it NEVER happens. With the Van Hagar era now COMPLETELY irrelevant in everybody's eyes, Classic Van Halen doesn't even exist anymore outside of the six pack and the memories for those lucky enough to have been there in person.

    And that's the story, folks.

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    Fuckwits...i like that word!

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    Hey now, Don't go blamin Sammy for all this crap with the last tour....
    Good ol'e Ed did his part by leaning on amps and letting it feed back and at one point telling the crowd "I dun Run outta Gas" and crashing out in the middle of the show.
    Stunts like that are the reason that tour went down in flames.along with the fact that nobody bought their " were tighter than ever " bullshit song after the nasty break the first time, people knew that it was about the cash and not a "real" tour and band arrangement.
    For years, promoters have said that the ultimate show will be BOTH singers with van halen.
    Everybody gets thier own tour bus, Dave opens the show with classic VH, 20min intermission, Sammy comes out, they play all the "Van Hagar" era hits, brief interlude while they take a Piss and then all 5 Yes, all 5, sammy ,and Dave, plus the other 3 hit the stage for an encore. im a fan of good music I dont really give a shit who is singing as long as Ed is playing guitar! I support Eddie 110% but firmly Blame him for most of the current crap the band has been through due to his delusional thinking courtesy of drugs and booze and mismanagment from the git go. (after ed Lefler)
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    Nobody will give a flying fuck?
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    You know what Eddie's real problem is? He's just as happy sitting in 5150 noodling around as he is onstage in front of 20,000 of us. He's rich so he doesn't need the money. He has no motivation at all to go through with the renunion. And honestly, if I were in his shoes, I may not either.

    Would you?

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    Originally posted by lonnieg5
    You know what Eddie's real problem is? He's just as happy sitting in 5150 noodling around as he is onstage in front of 20,000 of us. He's rich so he doesn't need the money. He has no motivation at all to go through with the renunion. And honestly, if I were in his shoes, I may not either.

    Would you?
    Believe me when i say that this last attempt to tour with Dave "WAS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY" Eddie doesn't need the money?

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    Originally posted by Kennedy
    Ouch! Reality is starting to set in at the Roth Army....
    Ouch! Kennedy just got penetrated up the ass.
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    Originally posted by lonnieg5
    You know what Eddie's real problem is? He's just as happy sitting in 5150 noodling around as he is onstage in front of 20,000 of us. He's rich so he doesn't need the money. He has no motivation at all to go through with the renunion. And honestly, if I were in his shoes, I may not either.

    Would you?
    Kinda confused as to why all the EVH licensed guitar gear is so overpriced, then.

    Suppose if Ed cared about his fans and didn't need the money, he'd make sure to keep his stuff affordable...

    Sonner or later that cash infusion from 2004 will run out, and he's gonna need that Roth reunion for retirement.

    Hope for his sake there will be enough fans that still actually give a shit about a reunion when he comes to his senses.

    On the other hand, fuck him [unless he releases the CVH vaulted stuff ].

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    Originally posted by stratmaster90
    Hey now, Don't go blamin Sammy for all this crap with the last tour....
    Good ol'e Ed did his part by leaning on amps and letting it feed back and at one point telling the crowd "I dun Run outta Gas" and crashing out in the middle of the show.
    Stunts like that are the reason that tour went down in flames.along with the fact that nobody bought their " were tighter than ever " bullshit song after the nasty break the first time, people knew that it was about the cash and not a "real" tour and band arrangement.
    For years, promoters have said that the ultimate show will be BOTH singers with van halen.
    Everybody gets thier own tour bus, Dave opens the show with classic VH, 20min intermission, Sammy comes out, they play all the "Van Hagar" era hits, brief interlude while they take a Piss and then all 5 Yes, all 5, sammy ,and Dave, plus the other 3 hit the stage for an encore. im a fan of good music I dont really give a shit who is singing as long as Ed is playing guitar! I support Eddie 110% but firmly Blame him for most of the current crap the band has been through due to his delusional thinking courtesy of drugs and booze and mismanagment from the git go. (after ed Lefler)
    No, the Van Hagar reunion was doomed long before word of Eddie's problems got out.

    The writing was on the wall at their second show in Hershey, PA on June 13, when just 11,345 turned up to the 21,572 capacity venue. And only 7,596 showed up to the 15,573 capacity HSBC Arena in Buffalo, NY on June 14.

    The problem was a lack of interest in a Van Hagar reunion.

    In Australia, the BOBW album lasted about 3 weeks on our official ARIA top 50 album chart, peaking at about 36. In contrast, GNR released a compilation at the same time that made the top 10 and spent about 6 months in the top 50 (with no new material or US 'reunion tour' to promote it!).

    The rock world wants a CVH reunion, or at the very least Dave back and working with Eddie again. One of the all-tme great songwriting partnerships in rock n'roll history.

    Not the uninspired, bland, dumb rock of the Van Hagar years.
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    Originally posted by chi-town324
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    I called my 2nd grade teacher a fuckwit. It just kinda stuck with me over the years...

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    Originally posted by stratmaster90

    For years, promoters have said that the ultimate show will be BOTH singers with van halen.
    Everybody gets thier own tour bus, Dave opens the show with classic VH, 20min intermission, Sammy comes out, they play all the "Van Hagar" era hits, brief interlude while they take a Piss and then all 5 Yes, all 5, sammy ,and Dave, plus the other 3 hit the stage for an encore.
    Look here, sheep. It ain't rocket science.... (pardon the pun)

    Van HALEN will never, ever open for Van Hagar. That shit could fly in 2002, because it was Dave & Sammy on their own and neither has exactly had a stellar solo career, at least as far as the bean counters measure it.

    But you add the Lying Dutchmen and Sauce Boy into the mix, and it becomes an entirely different scenario.

    IF a Van HALEN/Van Hagar combo tour ever happenned, Sammy and the Chedheads who worship him would have to accept that Van Hagar is the opening act. Not alternate nights. Every fucking show on the tour. Because it is Van HALEN which continues to sell records. It is Van HALEN who continues to get daily airplay on classic rock radio. It is Van HALEN which inspires the teenagers today who are smart enough to look beyond the American Idol/Recycled Rap/Creed/Fallout Fags/bullshit rammed down their throats.

    But I doubt the tour would even happen under that agreement, because frankly, the Lying Dutchmen ain't Bruce Springsteen. They ain't gonna make it through a 3 - 4 hour show, and they ain't cutting the Van HALEN set to 90 minutes to make sure all the cheese ballads get in.

    Houston we have a problem....Velveeta is clogging the engines!!!

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    Couldn't have said it better myself.

    I really couldn't.

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    Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
    Couldn't have said it better myself.

    I really couldn't.
    But I'm sure it's not going to stop you from trying...

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    Van Rothagar would never fucking fly, anyway....even if God Himself ordered it, it'd implode three shows into the tour, if it even got THAT far. Any fule no dat.

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    A FULL, 100% original reunion tour would be Dave's moment...

    The hell with Sam, it's too early for a "bi-Halen" blend.

    Van Halen needs it originals, then they need to work on an album, then tour as a real, working band.

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    Kinda confused as to why all the EVH licensed guitar gear is so overpriced, then.
    It all boils down to supply and demand.

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    But I'm sure it's not going to stop you from trying...
    Usaually in this situation I would.

    But, I really cun't be arsed.

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