MMM-HMMM...Val & Kirstie'd make a GREAT brianjayy sandwich...bring a bunch of those diet dinners along, we'll smear 'em in there somewheres...
April 23rd...Happy Birthday Val...
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I had a dream where Kristie and Valerie were french kissing each other as I took turns doing each doggy style going back and forth into each of them. It was like fucking a waterbed mattress full of Jello but in a good way. The result was a wet, tangy, sloppy mess.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I dumped a 10lb bag of Gold Medal flour on both of them and then surfed the wet spots. I started to get weak in the knees, let out a Slim Whitman holler and poured creamy butter all over the pancakes.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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