April 23rd...Happy Birthday Val...

[brianjayy]

MMM-HMMM...Val & Kirstie'd make a GREAT brianjayy sandwich...bring a bunch of those diet dinners along, we'll smear 'em in there somewheres...

[Hardrock69]

I would lick Val while letting Kirstie suck my cock....

[Nitro Express]

I had a dream where Kristie and Valerie were french kissing each other as I took turns doing each doggy style going back and forth into each of them. It was like fucking a waterbed mattress full of Jello but in a good way. The result was a wet, tangy, sloppy mess.

[Nitro Express]

I dumped a 10lb bag of Gold Medal flour on both of them and then surfed the wet spots. I started to get weak in the knees, let out a Slim Whitman holler and poured creamy butter all over the pancakes.

[bueno bob]

Hags, both of them.

[Nitro Express]

Yup. Want to eat a hag biscuit?

[bueno bob]

Nope.