How would you like $haron O$bournĀ£ to die?
This could be interesting.
Poison Food
Ozzy gets loaded and strangles her PROPERLY
Plastic surgery infection
Pay a surgeon to put the cancer back in
Cannabalism
Some sort of Manson-esque massacre which takes out the entire Osbourne household, except Ozzy, who returns to his former glory
Throw Grenades disguised as eggs
Fire
Get ALAN to maul her
Shut Up, Shaun
How would you like $haron O$bournĀ£ to die?
This could be interesting.
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I think someone should eat her with some faver beans.
Take her to this park and we may be rid of her...
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You didn't know how to spell ciante, did you?
To be honest, neither do I.
I don't think a nice Chianti should be wasted her.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
You didn't know how to spell ciante, did you?
To be honest, neither do I.
HA!
Did you look at a dictonary?
she will jump out of a window when Savicki signs on her board.
She will then land in Lee Kerslake's arms where he will put her on the pavement and play the intro to Little Dolls on her head with Mallets.
No where to run sharon
No where to run
A HA HA HA
either that or her gastric bypass surgery mafunctions and she explodes like Mr. Creosote.
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I wouldn't wish death on her, I'd just like her to stop killing Ozzy's credibility (too late probably.)
She's a good business person, but sadly that usually comes at the expense of being a good person.
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I'd like her to die bankrupt.
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I think the likelihood of that is slim....
You don't have to egg Iron Maiden and call Mother Teresa an "ugly old cunt" to be a good business woman.Originally posted by binnie
I wouldn't wish death on her, I'd just like her to stop killing Ozzy's credibility (too late probably.)
She's a good business person, but sadly that usually comes at the expense of being a good person.
Like I said, she isn't a very nice person.
All of those things were done to get media coverage....
Either way, shitty things to do, and she does them so often.
She still deserves to die.
Whut iz a dixshunari?Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
HA!
Did you look at a dictonary?
Duz Sharon eet dixshunareez?
I have no problem with the Mother Theresa comment.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
You don't have to egg Iron Maiden and call Mother Teresa an "ugly old cunt" to be a good business woman.
She was a horrible person.
e.g http://www.slate.com/id/2090083/
Last edited by Seshmeister; 05-01-2007 at 09:28 AM.
Give me the jist cos there's no way I'm gonna read all that.
PLEASE do not leave IRON MAIDEN and BRUCE DICKINSON out of this FINE, FINE scenario!!!!!!! Hint: OZZFEST!Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
she will jump out of a window when Savicki signs on her board.
She will then land in Lee Kerslake's arms where he will put her on the pavement and play the intro to Little Dolls on her head with Mallets.
No where to run sharon
No where to run
A HA HA HA
either that or her gastric bypass surgery mafunctions and she explodes like Mr. Creosote.
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My thoughts exactly.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Give me the jist cos there's no way I'm gonna read all that.
Why was Mother Theresa a horrible person? C'mon Sesh... deliver the goods.
Cheers! :bottle:
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Exactly, exactly...
Oh keep yer knickers on!
And I quote:
MT was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction. And she was a friend to the worst of the rich, taking misappropriated money from the atrocious Duvalier family in Haiti (whose rule she praised in return) and from Charles Keating of the Lincoln Savings and Loan. Where did that money, and all the other donations, go? The primitive hospice in Calcutta was as run down when she died as it always had beenshe preferred California clinics when she got sick herselfand her order always refused to publish any audit. But we have her own claim that she opened 500 convents in more than a hundred countries, all bearing the name of her own order. Excuse me, but this is modesty and humility?
End quote. Read the rest, ya lazy bastards...
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She was a cunt.
If you can't be bothered reading the thing then what else can I do?
Ok I'll try and do it in a few lines.
Her belief was that suffering was close to godliness. All the people in Calcutta that went to her recieved no medical treatment. They lay their in filth and died in pain. At the same time she rose millions but never passed that on to the poor, it went into the church funds for stuff like altars. She knowingly took donations from evil dictators and criminals.
When she got ill she used the same money to pay for very expensive private healthcare in the best institutions in the world.
Cheers!
BEAUTIFUL!
Being such a horrible, self-centered person who obviously looked at no means to justify her ends, I bet she was also a hot fuck when she was young.
We'll have to wait for Binnie's input on that last part, though.
Jaysus. If peeps like that are saints, I'm happier everyday, knowing I'm on the road to Hell.
If Hell existed, that is. Which it doesn't. Which is too bad.
Cheers! :bottle:
I've changed my mind: I'd like Sharon to die from me fucking her too hard.
It's win-win as far as I'm concerned....
But what about Mother Theresa? Would you, if she was still alive?
Cheers! :bottle:
Why not? It would be one hell of a story to tell wouldn't it?Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
But what about Mother Theresa? Would you, if she was still alive?
What pick-up line would I use though?
Perhaps "I can bring you closer to God, or at least have you calling his name...."
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