HA!!! Of course! The only thing Spamella comes in as #1 with VH....I'm sure he's honored
As one of the posters said.....Van Halen without David Lee Roth Sucks!
"Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08
LOL
Fuck You Van Hagar Fans.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
true that bantonelli lol
That just shows every one that Spamella Hagar sucks So as spamalla said '' time did tell you never stood the test of time ''
van hagar - 'Why Can't i Be great like dave ?'
Why can't this be Roth, more like! And it works pretty damn well. *^_^* \m/
Excellent.
Although I think the lyrics in Dreams are far worse....
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
HA!
This is GRATE news
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
I must EMPAHTICALLY disagree...
Without a doubt, Hagar's worst lyrics were on the song "Feelin'" in which he exclaims that "John Paul's all bulletproof, and it puts [him] through the ro-of!!".
Why Can't This Be Love was merely really bad, not painful lyrical agony.
New Megadeth lyric on "You're Dead" is particularly bad...
"Dance on your grave, even if you're buried"
Ummm..... do I really need to say anything?
Im in know way defending the 'why cant this be love' lyrics but the eminem one that reached no14 is far worse
"I ain't never seen
An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"
--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'
what the fuck does that crap even mean..
lets no forget ...........
''She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning''
lol Slayer at no. 16
"Relentless lust
Of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore
Of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise"
--Slayer's 'Necrophiliac'
Last edited by Padre Atilio; 05-02-2007 at 03:27 PM.
"Big Fat Money" is Hagar's absolute worst lyric.
Except for maybe "Up For Breakfast", but I only heard that horrid piece of shit once, so I can't be sure.
Did you see all the whiny sheep posting on that board??
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
LMAO!
"Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying
That you're thinking of me"
--Paul Anka's '(You're) Having My Baby'
No, what a stupid way to say you forgot to use your birth control. --Alice King, Attleboro, Mass.
Roth Army Militia
Hey, now that is a perfectly good love song!Originally posted by Padre Atilio
lol Slayer at no. 16
"Relentless lust
Of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore
Of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise"
--Slayer's 'Necrophiliac'
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally Posted by Sockfucker
This thread makes a good case for instrumentals.
I don't remember Big Fat Money but I do remember the begining of Source of Infection, Ow, Woe, Oh Yeah. Dig it. Someone could easily re-edit it with animal noises.
Damn, the sheepshit is getting deep over there........
My response:Originally posted by Jeremy the sheep
"Fuck David Lee Roth it's called VAN HALEN for a fucking reason, Eddie Van Halen, David Lee Roth sucks and can't sing worth a shit.
"Yes, it's called Van HALEN for a reason. Because DAVID LEE ROTH named the band,
you silly fucking wool bearing moron. Eddie wanted to call the band
"Rat Salade" which was a misspelled Black Sabbath reference. And
without David Lee Roth, Eddie MIGHT have been a studio session
guitarist or joined some other band eventually, but Alex would still
be painting numbers on sidewalks. And Hagar's fucking joke of a
career would have ended with "I can't drive 55"
Oh geezus...........
186. I'm undoubtedly the internet's upmost authority regarding anything involving Van Halen. With that being said, I must state the sheer lyrical prowess and brilliancy that the aforementioned lyric provokes. It's not only thought provoking and catchy but Sammy Hagar's lyrical treatment foreshadowed what was to become both the band's greatest commercial and artistic successes to come henceforth. That in itself shows Sammy Hagar's superiority in Van Halen opposed to David Lee Roth's mediocrity.
Whomever decided that this lyrical masterpiece was one of the 'worst' seems to forget that with Sammy Hagar at the helm of Van Halen the band eventually went on to outsell not only their past catalogue with the flamboyant and talentless Roth but their record sales exceeded the Beatles and many other rock and roll heavyweights. It's also a well known fact that the Hagar era of Van Halen produced more cart topping and number one records than Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, ABBA, Bee Gees combined. Yet you musical beuraucrats seem to turn a blind eye to these musical facts with your ignorance, jealousy and stupidity. These lyrics are obviously too far over your head for your shallow minds. My intellect is far superior and I laugh at this unfair and biased poll.
Van Squalen at 6:33AM on May 2nd 2007
see what happens when sheep get in the grocery storeOriginally posted by FORD
Oh geezus...........
It's also a well known fact that the Hagar era of Van Halen produced more cart topping
i think we all agree that spambo was never a great lyric writer. eddie was just to drunk to give a fuck
You still doin' battle with squawllywood over at perdinkum's?Originally posted by FORD
Oh geezus...........
Yeah, that asshole's just obsessed. I could say "the sky is blue", and he'll burst in with some diatribe about how I only believe that because the sky appeared to be blue on the cover of "Crazy For The Heat" and that it's wrong for me to assume it isn't red, because he's personally been to Mars and knows better.Originally posted by CROWBAR
You still doin' battle with squawllywood over at perdinkum's?
DAVE OR THE GRAVE SHEEP MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!
I saw that one coming. I don't know if it's accurate, though. Sam sucks but he's Lou Reed compared to that douchebag from Train!
I am a gay troll.
Last edited by FORD; 05-02-2007 at 11:45 PM.
BAAAAAAAAA
Last edited by FORD; 05-02-2007 at 11:54 PM.
Sucks to be them! Glad I'm not a Van Fagar fan! "Can we stand the test of time!" In my best Borat voice "NOT!"
“ Originally posted by Jeremy the sheep
"Fuck David Lee Roth it's called VAN HALEN for a fucking reason, Eddie Van Halen, David Lee Roth sucks and can't sing worth a shit. ”
Um yeah----'Cause Dave saved 'em from Rat Salad or Mammoth or whatever? Maybe "Sissy-Ters La Da Van Fucking Von Dutch?" WTF? Go fuck yourself------Dumbass!
Roth is Van Halen------And don't you forget it!
Last edited by Combat Ready; 05-03-2007 at 12:27 AM.
in layman's terms that Van Squalin is technically a BRETTHOLE!Originally posted by FORD
Oh geezus...........
"Who can tell what's going to happen in the years to come? We take it day by day, here today, gone later today. You don't stop and worry. You don't stop, look in the rearview mirror and say "Did I do this right?" People who always look in the rearview mirror tend to swerve off the road. I'm sorry but the rearview mirror is like sitting up there for one reason... It's an object so that you can tilt the mirror, look at yourself and see how cool you are when you're getting somewhere.
That's pure Zen man..." - DLR, 1982
my vote would be for all van hagar and van cherone lyrics to be the worst of all time.
"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond
lol that's funny, well put.......i love how he tries to sound like a real badass by talking in such an attorney-ish way, but obviously he barely graduated high school and was the one who always got beat up by the metal heads due to his lack of interest in quality music. and then he says "the lyrics are over your head" when it's obvious that they're over everyone's head since they don't make a lick of sense. so profound, yet so pointless. such is shammy.Originally posted by FORD
Yeah, that asshole's just obsessed. I could say "the sky is blue", and he'll burst in with some diatribe about how I only believe that because the sky appeared to be blue on the cover of "Crazy For The Heat" and that it's wrong for me to assume it isn't red, because he's personally been to Mars and knows better.
That one is from OIFIU2Originally posted by pflo
I am a gay troll.
Day-dreaming's gone commercial
Ford, did you notice that tool's avatar over at the links?
link :confused:
Originally posted by Padre Atilio
lol Slayer at no. 16
"Relentless lust
Of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore
Of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise"
--Slayer's 'Necrophiliac'
Nothing wrong with those.
Van Hagar fans sure do have a distorted sense of reality.
God, are they a bunch of douche bags or what.
=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
EAT US AND SMILE
whiny douche bags at that........i think they all need to go to the powder room for a tampon change!Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Van Hagar fans sure do have a distorted sense of reality.
God, are they a bunch of douche bags or what.
Im probably in the majority with this one, I distincly
remember thinking "WTF" when I heard WCTBL,
not only for the annoying new screeching sounding
vocals, but the overall lyrics sounded like they had
been thrown together in one minute...
Sort of like a young kid trying to write a poem,
"Look at the Cat"
Ok, now what rythmes with "Cat"
"Bat" "Fat" "Hat" etc...
That "time wil tell" line has made most people
grimace since 5150. I agree that it should be
on that list.
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
They think they're far superior? Jesus, it's just a fucking media article why do they have to take it so seriously? Then again, they have to have something to prove I guess. I once saw DLR's Californian Girls as one of the worst songs of the 80s. One, I love it and two I don't give a shite. *^_^* \m/
Gotta agree with these lyrics Ally. Terrible. I'll bet Steve Savicki knows a few, what, with his love of cheesy bands!Originally posted by Ally_Kat
LMAO!
"Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying
That you're thinking of me"
--Paul Anka's '(You're) Having My Baby'
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