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  • Big Train
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2004
    • 4011

    So says( Some Guys Pretending to be) Jay Leno

    This was forwarded to me by a friend. I don't know where Jay wrote this, but I agree with the sentiments for sure.

    The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll
    data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source,
    right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are
    unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the
    country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence
    2/3s of the citizenry just aren't happy and want a change.

    So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so
    unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24
    hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air
    conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that
    95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability
    to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments
    than Darfur has seen in the last year?

    Maybe it is the ability to drive from th e Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic
    Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through
    each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would
    find along the way that can provide temporary shelter? I guess having
    thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is
    just not good enough. Or could it be that when we wreck our car,
    emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send
    a helicopter to take you to the hospital.

    Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You
    may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a
    group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch
    equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your
    belongings. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen
    TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a
    bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack
    or loss. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or
    militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90
    percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers.

    How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy
    that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67
    percent of you folks unhappy.

    Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world
    has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a great
    disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed
    people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't
    have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good
    Lord we live here.

    I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no
    plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent a pproval
    rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark
    days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of
    recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in
    the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe
    from terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army
    that is out there defending you and me?

    Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this
    news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look
    around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?

    Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually
    caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was
    failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

    Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
    volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom.

    There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go.
    They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
    discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
    scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.

    So why then, the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
    Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds
    it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car
    crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at
    the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit
    corporations. They offer what sells, and when criticized, try to defend
    their actions by "justifying" them in one way or another.

    Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a
    book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done
    it this way..... .Insane!

    Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off
    the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your
    birdcage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country.

    There is exponentially more good than bad. We are among the most blessed
    people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be
    thankful and appreciative.

    "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
    severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and
    with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is
    a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

    Jay Leno
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2
    Another false quotation, no doubt created by some anonymous freeper and then circulated by chain e mail.

    Only the last paragraph, in quotations, was actually Leno's words.

    Essay by comedian David Letterman urges Americans to focus on the positive?
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • Big Train
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2004
      • 4011

      #3
      Thanks for checking that out for me Ford: I got it only in an email.

      Still, I agree with what it is saying, Jay or no Jay.

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58754

        #4
        What I don't understand about these chain mail things, is why the author(s), whomever the Hell they might be, don't just sign their own names to the words, or leave it simply anonymous, rather than lamely attempt to associate it with a celebrity, which in the end only discredits the whole thing when their false advertising is exposed.
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21838

          #5
          Because they are fucking LOSERS that's why!!!

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          • knuckleboner
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2927

            #6
            and it's a stupid argument:

            i have to be happy today, because, generally speaking, I'M ok, personally, and all of the troops are volunteers, so they knew the risks.

            that's what it boils down to.


            ask me if i think that the U.S. is better off now, in terms of foreign policy and national security than we were in 2002.

            am i not allowed to be discontent with that? or do i have to simply smile and say, "at least i'm not in dafour?"...

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            • EAT MY ASSHOLE
              Veteran
              • Feb 2006
              • 1887

              #7
              Originally posted by Hardrock69
              Because they are fucking LOSERS that's why!!!
              Are you saying that Steve Savicki actually penned this?
              RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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              • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                Veteran
                • Feb 2006
                • 1887

                #8
                And it is a false argument: it's l,ike saying what do the New york Knicks have to be unhappy about? They're all healthy, they're making money, they're in the big leaugues with some of the bets talent in the sport, isn't everything dandy?

                well, no. Look at their shitty ass record for proof.
                RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                • ODShowtime
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5812

                  #9
                  Re: So says Jay Leno

                  Originally posted by Big Train
                  Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this
                  news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look
                  around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?

                  Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually
                  caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was
                  failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

                  What a crock of bullshit. gw has nothing to do with the privileges mentioned above. Judging by his reign so far, if he could get away with it he'd cut all these great social services to provide tax cuts to industry and investors. Or he'd give all the funding to faith-based initiatives that ignore reality and are run by incompetent yes-men. The only thing stopping him is opposition from the other side.

                  This moron's malfeasance and mismanagement has the affect of chipping away at all of the things that make this country great.

                  BT, it's nice to see you posting again, but I am dismayed that you continue to condescend to people who have realized the truth about our current leadership.
                  gnaw on it

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                  • Big Train
                    Full Member Status

                    • Apr 2004
                    • 4011

                    #10
                    OD.

                    It's nice to be back first off.

                    Secondly, I have no beef about people's right to be upset, nor have I ever been.

                    The point the author, whoever that may be, is driving it as that, on balance, the level of discontent is not proportionate with reality. The level of complaining, bitching and moaning about things far beyond the war is out of hand and unwarranted.

                    I can see you taking issue with the points about the war, which obviously we disagree, no problem. But the bitchiness and the drama in the US today far exceeds what is rationally going on.

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                    • Guitar Shark
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7576

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      Another false quotation, no doubt created by some anonymous freeper and then circulated by chain e mail.

                      Only the last paragraph, in quotations, was actually Leno's words.

                      http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp
                      Nice to see that you find snopes a credible source in some situations but not in others.

                      A Boeing 757, and not a cruise missile or anything else, caused damage to the Pentagon on 9/11.
                      ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                      Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                      Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 58754

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                        Nice to see that you find snopes a credible source in some situations but not in others.

                        http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pentagon.htm
                        Fuck it, Matt. I'm not de-railing this thread on BCE apologist crap.
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • blueturk
                          Veteran
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 1883

                          #13
                          Leno would never write this crap. When asked on "60 Minutes" if he was a Republican or a Democrat, Jay Leno said he was neither. He said that everytime he leans one way or the other "the Republicans do something greedy, or the Democrats do something stupid." Little did he know the GOP would eventually be greedy AND stupid.

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                          • knuckleboner
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2927

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Big Train
                            But the bitchiness and the drama in the US today far exceeds what is rationally going on.
                            i completely beg to differ.

                            civil war? nope, we don't have it. constant upheaval? nope, not present. large, frequent protests? nope, also not occuring.

                            in my opinion, the author of this "leno" statement is way exaggerating the discontent.


                            but, if it seems like we have a little bit more complaining now, then 5 years ago, maybe there's a reason. and that reason just might be a questionable foreign policy decision that has cost thousands of U.S. lives, billions of dollars, and possibly has made the world less secure, not more.

                            now, i'd STRONGLY question the mindset of anybody surprised that such a situation results in increased complaining.

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