This thread is about blueberry jam sammiches, you asshole!Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
What were we talking about again?
Take your perversions elsewhere.
Cheers! :bottle:
The mammaries are where it's at!
I'm more of an ass,man.
As long as she'll lie still, I'm in!
This thread is about blueberry jam sammiches, you asshole!Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
What were we talking about again?
Take your perversions elsewhere.
Cheers! :bottle:
Oh, sorry dude.Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
This thread is about blueberry jam sammiches, you asshole!
Take your perversions elsewhere.
Cheers! :bottle:
I like blueberry, yes.
=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
EAT US AND SMILE
Ha ha!!Originally posted by Wawazat
Don't forget to send her my regards !!
You have know idea just how frightened I am of Mrs binnie...
She knows how to keep me in line....
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
When it comes to breasts, I've always believed that more than a handful or a mouthful is wasted. But then, I have big hands.
As far as the ass goes...... may I quote Spinal Tap?
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.....
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
nipples are the shit if theyer not respondant id rather be just fuckin the first titts i saw on a neighbor girl was just nipples then and ive been a small breast man every since
Tell her I said the same thing he said. And that I'm better looking.Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Tell her about me. Tell her how roguishly handsome I am. What smooth talker. Tell her you fell for me, just like any grrrl I've ever graced with a conversation - hey, you need to really go over the top, lie even, or the finale will have no effect.
Tell her that I larve women of all shapes and sizes, fake and real. Even the ugly grrrls need larve too. Then, tell her I'm a pervert! And describe, graphically if you can manage, just HOW pervert I am.
And THEN, tell her even I think that what she's about to do is a bad idea. Top it off with "if THIS horny son of bitch I'm talking about thinks that is a bad idea, then trust me... it really, really is..."
She'll thank you feverishly. She might even kiss you. And if she does, we want photos.
Cheers! :bottle:
Don't like my fucking signatures? Want em gone?Originally posted by Blackflag
Am I the only one that wishes Bueno Bob would stop putting pictures of his chubby girlfriend in his signature?
COME FUCKING MAKE ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY.
FUCK YOU, CUNT.
Please come and try to stop me you little fucking crybaby bitch, I'd fucking WELCOME the opportunity.
Twistin' by the pool.
dude, i apologize. i took things a little too seriously and you were making a joke. it's my fault and i see the humor in it now. it was kinda funny.Originally posted by binnie
Not going to slam you at all, and my comments weren't an attempt to provoke you.
I was joking, it was meant to be funny: silly me, thinking a thread dedicated to discussing tits and ass had to undertaken in a serious tone.
Sorry that I am obviously too juvenille to amuse you, can't win them all.
No hard feeling on my part, and I hope there's none on yours as you are obviously a fellow devotee of the almighty boobies!
Roth on.
absolutely no hard feelings and i hope u dont have any towards me?
Roth On Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!
"Who can tell what's going to happen in the years to come? We take it day by day, here today, gone later today. You don't stop and worry. You don't stop, look in the rearview mirror and say "Did I do this right?" People who always look in the rearview mirror tend to swerve off the road. I'm sorry but the rearview mirror is like sitting up there for one reason... It's an object so that you can tilt the mirror, look at yourself and see how cool you are when you're getting somewhere.
That's pure Zen man..." - DLR, 1982
dude, as politely as i can put it,,,,shut the fuck up. mind your own business and no need for slams between either one of us. i misunderstood binnie's joke and thzat's between him and i. no need for comments from the peanut gallery. i don't want any bad blood with anyone on here and that includes yourself. i aplogized to binnie and i don't think there's any need for you and me to go at it. we're all here for the same reason and thats DAVID LEE ROTH. no offense and hopefully no further altercations? especially when we seem to be on the same page with similar user names.Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant? How dare you?
Childis and juvenile, yeah. Rude? Most definitely. Bad taste? Brother, it makes you wanna puke. But boring and ignorant?
C'mon man - Binnie probably had more pussy in his tender age than you'll ever have yer entire life. Just because the kid didn't have the chance yet to get a firm grip on those plasticey baloons everyone talks so much about, so what? Neither have I.
The only false boobs I've ever seen were in porn movies. So I can't really compare them to real boobs.
What I know is this: huge boobies are GRATE in short term relationships. Small boobies suck. If I wanted to kiss/grope a flat chest, I'd be gay.
Now, if you say you have all that package at home, there's only two things I can surmise:
1. She's dumb as an open door.
or
2. She fools around and you pay the bills.
'Cause I'd be surprised if you could show ANYONE a good time... since you take everything so seriously...
Cheers! :bottle:
peace out and ROTH ON!!!
ROTFFLMMFAO!!!Originally posted by Ellyllions
While we're on the subject...
Have you ever noticed that women who have naturally large breasticles, have no ass at all?
I'm not kidding! Gigantic boobs and sunken, flat, non-existant butts. Just 2 small, flabby cheeks hanging like overgrown earlobes.
Well, except for the bodacious black-girl frame. They got all the good stuff!
You are sooooooooooooooo incorrect!!!
Can anyone say diamondsgirl or Ms. DG? That epic woman has BOTH, plus the beautiful face and stellar brains to boot. Plus, her body packs the entire package and PERFECTLY!!!
Grrrrr......
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
“People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys.Originally posted by bueno bob
Don't like my fucking signatures? Want em gone?
COME FUCKING MAKE ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY.
FUCK YOU, CUNT.
Please come and try to stop me you little fucking crybaby bitch, I'd fucking WELCOME the opportunity.
People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."
Day-dreaming's gone commercial
No problems dude, no offense taken!Originally posted by 6 is 9
dude, i apologize. i took things a little too seriously and you were making a joke. it's my fault and i see the humor in it now. it was kinda funny.
absolutely no hard feelings and i hope u dont have any towards me?
Roth On Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!
Vitriol. It does a body good.Originally posted by Wawazat
“People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys.
People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."
This is very wise.Originally posted by Wawazat
“People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys.
People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."
Who stole Wawazat's password?
Cheers! :bottle:
It would be nice to see a pic of DG.Originally posted by MAX
ROTFFLMMFAO!!!
You are sooooooooooooooo incorrect!!!
Can anyone say diamondsgirl or Ms. DG? That epic woman has BOTH, plus the beautiful face and stellar brains to boot. Plus, her body packs the entire package and PERFECTLY!!!
Grrrrr......
Bob, where do you find your sig pics?
And I've got an idea, why not get your friend to take a picture of the current setup, and we'll give our opinions and recommend action from there....?
:P
Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..
Oh...Originally posted by smaz
Bob, where do you find your sig pics?
Here and there...
usually myspace
a 36c is perfect with a sharp asshole
but thats just me
i agree those chics with big boobs and no ass have crappy pussy
and generally have a loose arse too their worthless unless youre drunk and just doing her for the hell of it
they probly make child birth look easy though
but then agian the worst sex i ever had was the worst sex i ever had
and all women and features and styles are different and everybodys an expert
now lyric time
i dont want to be sitting in my livingroom in my recliner at 80
with mustard on my face
and a pacemaker
thinking beer was better than the best sex i ever had with you
darren roth2006
one more time
from the top ha ha elly
small or large they are all good.
fake boobs are not as good as real boobs. doesnt matter if they are small or not.
"I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"
VV, trust me, it's beyond nice seeing a pic of DG. It's hebernly... *sigh*Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
It would be nice to see a pic of DG.
Can boobs be TOO big?
I think so, don't you? I mean some of the ones in Bueno Bob's sig are not very dertactive, don't you think? But I DEFINITELY and avsolutely LUB big ones!!! Grrrr...Originally posted by binnie
Can boobs be TOO big?
I dig fun pillows like nobody's biznezz but there are limitations.Personally, I've never been too hip on little, teeny ones though. It's like, what's the friggin' point, you know? I never was really into playing with marbles.
Last edited by MAX; 05-10-2007 at 03:02 AM.
Ehhhhhhhh.........maybe. Like, JJJ cups...too much, probably.Originally posted by binnie
Can boobs be TOO big?
I definately think so: when they start to look like separate growths being parasitic on a small and fragile body, it's too much for me...
Yeah. I do like em big, obviously, but when it looks...REALLY unnatural, then it's too much.Originally posted by binnie
I definately think so: when they start to look like separate growths being parasitic on a small and fragile body, it's too much for me...
I'd ask the same question about asses, but we all know that they can be TOO big...
unnatural you say........send her on over to me.Originally posted by bueno bob
Yeah. I do like em big, obviously, but when it looks...REALLY unnatural, then it's too much.
"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace DiamondOriginally Posted by hideyoursheep
i prefer big women!
skinny women don't do anything for me.
I remember in my Human Sexuality class, that since most animals do it "doggystyle" they are hard-wired to be attracted to a shapely ass.
The theory was that, as man learned to walk upright, women began developing larger breasts to compensate for the fact that the ass was no longer a prominent feature. They were meant to mimic the curves of the ass, so that they could continue to attract males.
So when you say you're a tit man, you're really still an ass man
Roth EUAS Militia
Now that's an interesting piece of logic.Originally posted by Cult of Roth
I remember in my Human Sexuality class, that since most animals do it "doggystyle" they are hard-wired to be attracted to a shapely ass.
The theory was that, as man learned to walk upright, women began developing larger breasts to compensate for the fact that the ass was no longer a prominent feature. They were meant to mimic the curves of the ass, so that they could continue to attract males.
So when you say you're a tit man, you're really still an ass man
I'm definitely an ass man. To quote the late great Rodney Dangerfield, "Everywhere I go people say, you're an ass, man."
When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.
Originally posted by Antman
I'm definitely an ass man. To quote the late great Rodney Dangerfield, "Everywhere I go people say, you're an ass, man."
GRATE stuff!
Cheers! :bottle:
one of my lady firends want to have a bumper sticker made for her car that says
"POWERED BY TITS AND ASS!!!!!!"
makes perfect senseOriginally posted by Cult of Roth
I remember in my Human Sexuality class, that since most animals do it "doggystyle" they are hard-wired to be attracted to a shapely ass.
The theory was that, as man learned to walk upright, women began developing larger breasts to compensate for the fact that the ass was no longer a prominent feature. They were meant to mimic the curves of the ass, so that they could continue to attract males.
So when you say you're a tit man, you're really still an ass man
Ha!Originally posted by ace diamond
one of my lady firends want to have a bumper sticker made for her car that says
"POWERED BY TITS AND ASS!!!!!!"
I larve her already.
Cheers! :bottle:
Yes, I would like to bump-her.....
Where is the "pussy" option?
ASS
For Lemmy's sake, STOP HER!! A small A to a D? A large B or C would be more than enough to get what she's after..provided she isn't interested in joining the circus. But NO HACK DOCS!!!Originally posted by Ellyllions
But this recent friend only has enough money to get a "hack" surgeon. They'll give her the "D" cups she wants and they'll be hideously ugly. But I can't talk her out of it, she's got her mind set on doing this so...c'est la vie. I just hope he at least gets them even on her chest.
Would any of you guys go for a vasectomy for 25$ ? Hell no!!!
Try being more polite...Originally posted by ace diamond
i prefer big women!
skinny women don't do anything for me.
And take them to dinner 3 times a week-insist on dessert.
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