Boobs or Butts

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions


Not without the transmission grease!

Elly, you are my kind of gal!

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by binnie
Bye Elly, i have to pick up Mrs. binnie!

Don't forget to send her my regards !!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by 6 is 9
ok and obviously there's no point in furthering this discussion with you. odds are you've yet to ever have a relationship with a woman nor have ever been with one. aorry to bruise your net ego but come on champ, that remark along with all of your titty comments are just plain boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant. hence, i rest my case. lmao

i now anxiously await your internet slam to put this old man in his place with great eagerness.......

Boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant? How dare you?

Childis and juvenile, yeah. Rude? Most definitely. Bad taste? Brother, it makes you wanna puke. But boring and ignorant?

C'mon man - Binnie probably had more pussy in his tender age than you'll ever have yer entire life. Just because the kid didn't have the chance yet to get a firm grip on those plasticey baloons everyone talks so much about, so what? Neither have I.

The only false boobs I've ever seen were in porn movies. So I can't really compare them to real boobs.

What I know is this: huge boobies are GRATE in short term relationships. Small boobies suck. If I wanted to kiss/grope a flat chest, I'd be gay.

Now, if you say you have all that package at home, there's only two things I can surmise:

1. She's dumb as an open door.

or

2. She fools around and you pay the bills.

'Cause I'd be surprised if you could show ANYONE a good time... since you take everything so seriously...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
But this recent friend only has enough money to get a "hack" surgeon. They'll give her the "D" cups she wants and they'll be hideously ugly. But I can't talk her out of it, she's got her mind set on doing this so...c'est la vie. I just hope he at least gets them even on her chest.

Tell her about me. Tell her how roguishly handsome I am. What smooth talker. Tell her you fell for me, just like any grrrl I've ever graced with a conversation - hey, you need to really go over the top, lie even, or the finale will have no effect.

Tell her that I larve women of all shapes and sizes, fake and real. Even the ugly grrrls need larve too. Then, tell her I'm a pervert! And describe, graphically if you can manage, just HOW pervert I am.

And THEN, tell her even I think that what she's about to do is a bad idea. Top it off with "if THIS horny son of bitch I'm talking about thinks that is a bad idea, then trust me... it really, really is..."

She'll thank you feverishly. She might even kiss you. And if she does, we want photos.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Vinnie Velvet]

I'm more of an ASS man, but a pair of nice sized boobs ain't too shabby either.

Really, I dated this girl who didn't have very big cans, in fact, there just wasn't much there -- they were okay to play with, etc.

But what she lacked in chest she made up with having the most grogeous ass I've ever seen.

Perfectly round, glistening globes of flesh! I hit that ass like there was no tomorrow. Ah, good times.




What were we talking about again?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
What were we talking about again?

This thread is about blueberry jam sammiches, you asshole!

Take your perversions elsewhere.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
This thread is about blueberry jam sammiches, you asshole!

Take your perversions elsewhere.

Cheers! :bottle:

Oh, sorry dude.

I like blueberry, yes.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Wawazat
Don't forget to send her my regards !!

Ha ha!!

You have know idea just how frightened I am of Mrs binnie...

She knows how to keep me in line....

[FORD]

When it comes to breasts, I've always believed that more than a handful or a mouthful is wasted. But then, I have big hands.

As far as the ass goes...... may I quote Spinal Tap?

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.....

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[DRRN]

nipples are the shit if theyer not respondant id rather be just fuckin the first titts i saw on a neighbor girl was just nipples then and ive been a small breast man every since

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Tell her about me. Tell her how roguishly handsome I am. What smooth talker. Tell her you fell for me, just like any grrrl I've ever graced with a conversation - hey, you need to really go over the top, lie even, or the finale will have no effect.

Tell her that I larve women of all shapes and sizes, fake and real. Even the ugly grrrls need larve too. Then, tell her I'm a pervert! And describe, graphically if you can manage, just HOW pervert I am.

And THEN, tell her even I think that what she's about to do is a bad idea. Top it off with "if THIS horny son of bitch I'm talking about thinks that is a bad idea, then trust me... it really, really is..."

She'll thank you feverishly. She might even kiss you. And if she does, we want photos.

Cheers! :bottle:

Tell her I said the same thing he said. And that I'm better looking.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Am I the only one that wishes Bueno Bob would stop putting pictures of his chubby girlfriend in his signature?

Don't like my fucking signatures? Want em gone?

COME FUCKING MAKE ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

FUCK YOU, CUNT.

Please come and try to stop me you little fucking crybaby bitch, I'd fucking WELCOME the opportunity.

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by binnie
Not going to slam you at all, and my comments weren't an attempt to provoke you.

I was joking, it was meant to be funny: silly me, thinking a thread dedicated to discussing tits and ass had to undertaken in a serious tone.

Sorry that I am obviously too juvenille to amuse you, can't win them all.

No hard feeling on my part, and I hope there's none on yours as you are obviously a fellow devotee of the almighty boobies!

Roth on.

dude, i apologize. i took things a little too seriously and you were making a joke. it's my fault and i see the humor in it now. it was kinda funny.

absolutely no hard feelings and i hope u dont have any towards me?

Roth On Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant? How dare you?

Childis and juvenile, yeah. Rude? Most definitely. Bad taste? Brother, it makes you wanna puke. But boring and ignorant?

C'mon man - Binnie probably had more pussy in his tender age than you'll ever have yer entire life. Just because the kid didn't have the chance yet to get a firm grip on those plasticey baloons everyone talks so much about, so what? Neither have I.

The only false boobs I've ever seen were in porn movies. So I can't really compare them to real boobs.

What I know is this: huge boobies are GRATE in short term relationships. Small boobies suck. If I wanted to kiss/grope a flat chest, I'd be gay.

Now, if you say you have all that package at home, there's only two things I can surmise:

1. She's dumb as an open door.

or

2. She fools around and you pay the bills.

'Cause I'd be surprised if you could show ANYONE a good time... since you take everything so seriously...

Cheers! :bottle:

dude, as politely as i can put it,,,,shut the fuck up. mind your own business and no need for slams between either one of us. i misunderstood binnie's joke and thzat's between him and i. no need for comments from the peanut gallery. i don't want any bad blood with anyone on here and that includes yourself. i aplogized to binnie and i don't think there's any need for you and me to go at it. we're all here for the same reason and thats DAVID LEE ROTH. no offense and hopefully no further altercations? especially when we seem to be on the same page with similar user names.

peace out and ROTH ON!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
While we're on the subject...

Have you ever noticed that women who have naturally large breasticles, have no ass at all?

I'm not kidding! Gigantic boobs and sunken, flat, non-existant butts. Just 2 small, flabby cheeks hanging like overgrown earlobes.

Well, except for the bodacious black-girl frame. They got all the good stuff!

ROTFFLMMFAO!!!

You are sooooooooooooooo incorrect!!!

Can anyone say diamondsgirl or Ms. DG? That epic woman has BOTH, plus the beautiful face and stellar brains to boot. Plus, her body packs the entire package and PERFECTLY!!!

Grrrrr......