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Originally posted by 6 is 9 ok and obviously there's no point in furthering this discussion with you. odds are you've yet to ever have a relationship with a woman nor have ever been with one. aorry to bruise your net ego but come on champ, that remark along with all of your titty comments are just plain boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant. hence, i rest my case. lmao
i now anxiously await your internet slam to put this old man in his place with great eagerness.......
Boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant? How dare you?
Childis and juvenile, yeah. Rude? Most definitely. Bad taste? Brother, it makes you wanna puke. But boring and ignorant?
C'mon man - Binnie probably had more pussy in his tender age than you'll ever have yer entire life. Just because the kid didn't have the chance yet to get a firm grip on those plasticey baloons everyone talks so much about, so what? Neither have I.
The only false boobs I've ever seen were in porn movies. So I can't really compare them to real boobs.
What I know is this: huge boobies are GRATE in short term relationships. Small boobies suck. If I wanted to kiss/grope a flat chest, I'd be gay.
Now, if you say you have all that package at home, there's only two things I can surmise:
1. She's dumb as an open door.
or
2. She fools around and you pay the bills.
'Cause I'd be surprised if you could show ANYONE a good time... since you take everything so seriously...
Originally posted by Ellyllions But this recent friend only has enough money to get a "hack" surgeon. They'll give her the "D" cups she wants and they'll be hideously ugly. But I can't talk her out of it, she's got her mind set on doing this so...c'est la vie. I just hope he at least gets them even on her chest.
Tell her about me. Tell her how roguishly handsome I am. What smooth talker. Tell her you fell for me, just like any grrrl I've ever graced with a conversation - hey, you need to really go over the top, lie even, or the finale will have no effect.
Tell her that I larve women of all shapes and sizes, fake and real. Even the ugly grrrls need larve too. Then, tell her I'm a pervert! And describe, graphically if you can manage, just HOW pervert I am.
And THEN, tell her even I think that what she's about to do is a bad idea. Top it off with "if THIS horny son of bitch I'm talking about thinks that is a bad idea, then trust me... it really, really is..."
She'll thank you feverishly. She might even kiss you. And if she does, we want photos.
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
nipples are the shit if theyer not respondant id rather be just fuckin the first titts i saw on a neighbor girl was just nipples then and ive been a small breast man every since
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker Tell her about me. Tell her how roguishly handsome I am. What smooth talker. Tell her you fell for me, just like any grrrl I've ever graced with a conversation - hey, you need to really go over the top, lie even, or the finale will have no effect.
Tell her that I larve women of all shapes and sizes, fake and real. Even the ugly grrrls need larve too. Then, tell her I'm a pervert! And describe, graphically if you can manage, just HOW pervert I am.
And THEN, tell her even I think that what she's about to do is a bad idea. Top it off with "if THIS horny son of bitch I'm talking about thinks that is a bad idea, then trust me... it really, really is..."
She'll thank you feverishly. She might even kiss you. And if she does, we want photos.
Cheers! :bottle:
Tell her I said the same thing he said. And that I'm better looking.
Originally posted by conmee If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.
Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R. Then it's really true??:eek:
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78 I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.
Originally posted by binnie Not going to slam you at all, and my comments weren't an attempt to provoke you.
I was joking, it was meant to be funny: silly me, thinking a thread dedicated to discussing tits and ass had to undertaken in a serious tone.
Sorry that I am obviously too juvenille to amuse you, can't win them all.
No hard feeling on my part, and I hope there's none on yours as you are obviously a fellow devotee of the almighty boobies!
Roth on.
dude, i apologize. i took things a little too seriously and you were making a joke. it's my fault and i see the humor in it now. it was kinda funny.
absolutely no hard feelings and i hope u dont have any towards me?
Roth On Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!
"Who can tell what's going to happen in the years to come? We take it day by day, here today, gone later today. You don't stop and worry. You don't stop, look in the rearview mirror and say "Did I do this right?" People who always look in the rearview mirror tend to swerve off the road. I'm sorry but the rearview mirror is like sitting up there for one reason... It's an object so that you can tilt the mirror, look at yourself and see how cool you are when you're getting somewhere.
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker Boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant? How dare you?
Childis and juvenile, yeah. Rude? Most definitely. Bad taste? Brother, it makes you wanna puke. But boring and ignorant?
C'mon man - Binnie probably had more pussy in his tender age than you'll ever have yer entire life. Just because the kid didn't have the chance yet to get a firm grip on those plasticey baloons everyone talks so much about, so what? Neither have I.
The only false boobs I've ever seen were in porn movies. So I can't really compare them to real boobs.
What I know is this: huge boobies are GRATE in short term relationships. Small boobies suck. If I wanted to kiss/grope a flat chest, I'd be gay.
Now, if you say you have all that package at home, there's only two things I can surmise:
1. She's dumb as an open door.
or
2. She fools around and you pay the bills.
'Cause I'd be surprised if you could show ANYONE a good time... since you take everything so seriously...
Cheers! :bottle:
dude, as politely as i can put it,,,,shut the fuck up. mind your own business and no need for slams between either one of us. i misunderstood binnie's joke and thzat's between him and i. no need for comments from the peanut gallery. i don't want any bad blood with anyone on here and that includes yourself. i aplogized to binnie and i don't think there's any need for you and me to go at it. we're all here for the same reason and thats DAVID LEE ROTH. no offense and hopefully no further altercations? especially when we seem to be on the same page with similar user names.
peace out and ROTH ON!!!
"Who can tell what's going to happen in the years to come? We take it day by day, here today, gone later today. You don't stop and worry. You don't stop, look in the rearview mirror and say "Did I do this right?" People who always look in the rearview mirror tend to swerve off the road. I'm sorry but the rearview mirror is like sitting up there for one reason... It's an object so that you can tilt the mirror, look at yourself and see how cool you are when you're getting somewhere.
Originally posted by Ellyllions While we're on the subject...
Have you ever noticed that women who have naturally large breasticles, have no ass at all?
I'm not kidding! Gigantic boobs and sunken, flat, non-existant butts. Just 2 small, flabby cheeks hanging like overgrown earlobes.
Well, except for the bodacious black-girl frame. They got all the good stuff!
ROTFFLMMFAO!!!
You are sooooooooooooooo incorrect!!!
Can anyone say diamondsgirl or Ms. DG? That epic woman has BOTH, plus the beautiful face and stellar brains to boot. Plus, her body packs the entire package and PERFECTLY!!!
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