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Hello everyone it's me, Laura Branigan, back from the dead.
I haven't been around here for a while, and looged on today to check up on how my number one fan, Steve Savicki, was getting alone.
Little did I know that little Stevey was such a rude little man!
He had sent me a PM on December 20th on last year which simply stated "5 stars please": no introduction, no hello, no nothing.
I expected that my number one fan would treat me with more repsect, but it seems his frequnet fantasies about digging up my corpse and treating me like a bitch - the way he used to with his Barbie Doll collection - were more than just the indolent wanderings of a sexually frustrated man. He doesn't treat women like the delicate, introspective creatures that we are.
With manners like that Steve, no woman will ever touch you.
Now Stevie, please play nice and accept the fact that not everyone in the world is quite as excited about developments in the world of websites devoted to me as you are, and leave the folks here to forget that my sad little career making dreary pop for bedwetters like yourself ever happened.
Oh Gloria!
I haven't been around here for a while, and looged on today to check up on how my number one fan, Steve Savicki, was getting alone.
Little did I know that little Stevey was such a rude little man!
He had sent me a PM on December 20th on last year which simply stated "5 stars please": no introduction, no hello, no nothing.
I expected that my number one fan would treat me with more repsect, but it seems his frequnet fantasies about digging up my corpse and treating me like a bitch - the way he used to with his Barbie Doll collection - were more than just the indolent wanderings of a sexually frustrated man. He doesn't treat women like the delicate, introspective creatures that we are.
With manners like that Steve, no woman will ever touch you.
Now Stevie, please play nice and accept the fact that not everyone in the world is quite as excited about developments in the world of websites devoted to me as you are, and leave the folks here to forget that my sad little career making dreary pop for bedwetters like yourself ever happened.
Oh Gloria!
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