Steve Savicki - please learn some manners

**Laura Branigan** · 05-09-2007, 06:52 AM

Hello everyone it's me, Laura Branigan, back from the dead.

I haven't been around here for a while, and looged on today to check up on how my number one fan, Steve Savicki, was getting alone.

Little did I know that little Stevey was such a rude little man!

He had sent me a PM on December 20th on last year which simply stated "5 stars please": no introduction, no hello, no nothing.

I expected that my number one fan would treat me with more repsect, but it seems his frequnet fantasies about digging up my corpse and treating me like a bitch - the way he used to with his Barbie Doll collection - were more than just the indolent wanderings of a sexually frustrated man. He doesn't treat women like the delicate, introspective creatures that we are.

With manners like that Steve, no woman will ever touch you.

Now Stevie, please play nice and accept the fact that not everyone in the world is quite as excited about developments in the world of websites devoted to me as you are, and leave the folks here to forget that my sad little career making dreary pop for bedwetters like yourself ever happened.

Oh Gloria!

**ThrillsNSpills** · 05-09-2007, 06:56 AM

This thread is destined to go horribly wrong, so here is Liz Hurley to make things better.

**ThrillsNSpills** · 05-09-2007, 06:57 AM

no offense Laura

**binnie** · 05-09-2007, 07:01 AM

I think Laura should show us her boobies.....

**Steve Savicki** · 05-09-2007, 07:02 AM

I'm not a webbie.

**binnie** · 05-09-2007, 07:03 AM

Well, "webbie" certainly isn't the first word that springs to mind...

**ThrillsNSpills** · 05-09-2007, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by Laura Branigan

With manners like that Steve, no woman will ever touch you.

Not like that's an issue...

**binnie** · 05-09-2007, 11:35 AM

Yes, but now it appears that he will never get Laura either, even in the after-life...

**Anonymous** · 05-09-2007, 02:03 PM

I refuse to have my say on this thread until we get some Laura porn.

Cheers! :bottle:

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 05-09-2007, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by binnie
Well, "webbie" certainly isn't the first word that springs to mind...

Well, the word that comes to my mind begins with a "w". And a capital one at that.

**Romeo Delight** · 05-09-2007, 05:52 PM

Flush this unfunny, tired thread.

**smaz** · 05-09-2007, 07:12 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

**bueno bob** · 05-10-2007, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by smaz
Why did the chicken cross the road?

There was simply nowhere else to go...

**binnie** · 05-10-2007, 06:55 AM

Originally posted by smaz
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To avoid Steve Savicki....

**smaz** · 05-10-2007, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by smaz
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there wasn't enough space on his side, with the boobs in bobs sig in the way.

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 05-10-2007, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
Flush this unfunny, tired thread.

As I said to Steve when he was bashing The Pen cuntstantly...

If you don't like it...don't read it.

**bueno bob** · 05-10-2007, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by smaz
Because there wasn't enough space on his side, with the boobs in bobs sig in the way.

BRILLIANT!!

**Romeo Delight** · 05-10-2007, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
As I said to Steve when he was bashing The Pen cuntstantly...

If you don't like it...don't read it.

Oh the irony

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 05-11-2007, 06:07 AM

What irony?

If you don't like it...don't read it.

Its a simple enough philosophy,

**Anonymous** · 05-11-2007, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
Oh the irony

C'mon man... he HAD to read your post to find out if he likes it or not.

Just as you had to read this thread.

But you don't have to read it ANYMORE.

That's what he meant.

Cheers! :bottle:

**Romeo Delight** · 05-11-2007, 10:40 AM

So I can expect Shaun to NOT read Steve's threads in the future?

He won't...he will hound him until the end of time with the same brilliant retorts such as "Harry Potter...Laura Brannigan"

Yeah...just brilliant stuff

I mean it was funny the first 1000 times...I was just wondering if the 1001 time in the Feedback thread was appropriate, expecially given it was the weakest attempt of humor yet?

Thanks for the advice, but I think I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

Cheers!

**bueno bob** · 05-11-2007, 11:14 AM

Damn that Steve Savicki. Now he's causing problems between Imapus, Shaun and Flamma!

Hasn't the Army had ENOUGH OF THIS?!?!?

It's ALL Savicki's fault!

BAN HIM!!!

**binnie** · 05-11-2007, 11:45 AM

KILL HIM!!!!!

**Anonymous** · 05-11-2007, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Damn that Steve Savicki. Now he's causing problems between Imapus, Shaun and Flamma!

Hasn't the Army had ENOUGH OF THIS?!?!?

It's ALL Savicki's fault!

BAN HIM!!!

Yes... I'm sorry. I'm sorry to you all - I love you. I didn't mean to be an arsehole...

I hope you'll all forgive me... I'm going home now.

Cheers! :bottle:

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 05-11-2007, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
So I can expect Shaun to NOT read Steve's threads in the future?

He won't...he will hound him until the end of time with the same brilliant retorts such as "Harry Potter...Laura Brannigan"

Yeah...just brilliant stuff

I mean it was funny the first 1000 times...I was just wondering if the 1001 time in the Feedback thread was appropriate, expecially given it was the weakest attempt of humor yet?

Thanks for the advice, but I think I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

Cheers!

As British Prime Minister, and founder of the Liberal Party, William Gladstone said to Disraeli, also Lord Beaconsfield, during his second ministry when the latter criticised his seemingly endless passion to pacify Ireland...

"Go fuck yourself".

No offence intended

.

**Romeo Delight** · 05-11-2007, 06:56 PM

I'm leaving this board.

Don't ask me why...just don't...

Seriously, I don't want to tell you so don't even bother asking.

I am leaving and I am never, ever coming back...not even if you beg.

Goodbye...forever.

I am leaving now, for real.

Bye. See ya.

Don't ask me why...

**Dan** · 05-11-2007, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
I'm leaving this board.

Don't ask me why...just don't...

Seriously, I don't want to tell you so don't even bother asking.

I am leaving and I am never, ever coming back...not even if you beg.

Goodbye...forever.

I am leaving now, for real.

Bye. See ya.

Don't ask me why...

Too Early for a Drink,DavidFlamma?

**Romeo Delight** · 05-11-2007, 07:17 PM

Ok i'm back...but now I'm leaving, and it will be for good.

Whatever you do, just don't ask me...

I am gone now, forever...

**Unchainme** · 05-11-2007, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
Ok i'm back...but now I'm leaving, and it will be for good.

Whatever you do, just don't ask me...

I am gone now, forever...

You'll be back

**Romeo Delight** · 05-11-2007, 08:05 PM

No, I am in the process of going...there is nothing that can stop me...

I can't tell you why...don't ask.

i am leaving...soon...just you wait. I'll show you how I can leave.

I will go so far away, that I can't even see the mouse or keyboard.

That is it...walking away forever...farewell.

Never posting again.

**rustoffa** · 05-11-2007, 09:15 PM

Nothing to see here. Move along. Or is it, "you ROTH ARMY MOTHERFUCKERS ARE MAKING ME DIZZY!?" Maybe the tried-and-true, "MY PUSSY HURTS!?" You know, all the knee-jerk stuff gets old after awhile.

Enjoy.

**Wawazat** · 05-12-2007, 01:56 AM

It is my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of
various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to
The Death Penalty (or affect your parents'credit rating).
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 05-12-2007, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
I'm leaving this board.

Don't ask me why...just don't...

Seriously, I don't want to tell you so don't even bother asking.

I am leaving and I am never, ever coming back...not even if you beg.

Goodbye...forever.

I am leaving now, for real.

Bye. See ya.

Don't ask me why...

I wasn't gonna ask why.

But I was gonna tell you to stop being such a big baby.

**Anonymous** · 05-12-2007, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
No, I am in the process of going...there is nothing that can stop me...

I can't tell you why...don't ask.

i am leaving...soon...just you wait. I'll show you how I can leave.

I will go so far away, that I can't even see the mouse or keyboard.

That is it...walking away forever...farewell.

Never posting again.

Goodbye... it's a pity to see you leave, but if it cunt be stopped, well... some things really are inevitable.

...

Welcome back. Did you enjoy your time away?

Cheers! :bottle:

**Romeo Delight** · 05-12-2007, 08:22 PM

Shaun...I know I have to spell it out for you.

I was just making a very gay thread even gayer with the gayest of gaydom...

The Goodbye post.

I'm not going anywhere. The only thing leaving this board is this gay thread.

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 05-13-2007, 11:50 AM

If you're gonna spell it oot spell it oot properly...

I W A S J U S T M A K I N G A V E R Y G A Y T H R E A D E V E N G A Y E R W I T H T H E G A Y E S T O F G A Y D O M

T H E G O O D B Y E P O S T

I (apostophe) M N O T G O I N G A N Y W H E R E. T H E O N L Y T H I N G L E A V I N G T H I S B O A R D I S T H I S G A Y T H R E A D

**Steve Savicki** · 12-13-2007, 01:36 PM

Merry Christmas

**letsrock** · 01-05-2008, 01:48 AM

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